It was late on a Saturday evening, and my wife Cindy and I were feeling frisky. We'd been downtown for an early dinner and drinks, followed by a show by a raunchy stand-up comedian that had us both in a great mood. With no kids at home, we were reluctant to head back, but neither of us felt like drinking anymore, not with a forty-minute drive home to risk. The last thing we needed was a DWI conviction.
I had an idea for something we could do that might be fun and not involve drinking. "Hey, you know," I began, "we're going to drive right past that store called Eros, where Angel and Trystan said they got their sex swing. Want to stop in and check it out?"
Cindy shrugged, "I don't know. I guess so."
"I mean, we hardly ever get down this way," I added suggestively.
"Yeah, okay," Cindy gave in. "Why not?"
So with that, I exited the freeway and drove along the service road until I reached the crossover point and looped around. The parking lot was well lit, and the store was brightly painted in Red and Orange, which helped me feel more comfortable. We parked close to the main entrance and stepped inside the most fantastic store I'd ever seen.
It was like the cross between a candy and toy store, except for grown-ups. The toys were sex toys, and the candy was an extensive collection of porn DVDs. The store also has a large selection of sexy clothes on display.
We walked through aisles showing a variety of dildos, vibrators, butt plugs, and things of which I wasn't quite sure. Everywhere we looked, there were sex toys of one sort or another, in every color, shape, and size imaginable.
"Oh my God," exclaimed Cindy as she picked up a massive rubber dick and balls. "This looks so realistic!"
"And big!" I declared as I stared at it. The thing had to be twelve inches from balls to tip. "Could you handle a monster like that?"
"No way!" Cindy gasped. "It would split me open."
"How about something a little more natural?" I asked. To my knowledge, Cindy didn't own any sex toys. I was more than intrigued by the idea of her trying some. It would be hot to use them on her.
"We can do that," She replied, blushing slightly. Suddenly her eyes lit up, and she skipped across the room to a display. "Oh, look at this, Brad!"
She grabbed a little pink device and held it up. It didn't look like a dildo. I wasn't quite sure what it was. It looked like with an ultra-modern ray gun, or something, with blunt, rubber tip. "What the heck is that?" I asked as I came up next to her.
"It's a clit vibrator!" Cindy declared. "My friends told me about these; They're supposed to give you incredibly intense orgasms. See how the tip looks like an open ring?"
"Yeah," I said as I stared at the device.
"You put this around your clit, and the ring part vibrates super fast and makes you cum hard."
"Oh," I said, sounding intrigued. "You want to get one?"
"Can I?" she asked, then added, "Please?"
"Sure, why not?"
She put the toy back on the shelf then dug for one in the back that had likely not been handled much. I raised my eyebrows in surprise at the price. I had no idea a vibrator could cost two-hundred bucks. Cindy kissed me on the cheek and seemed almost giddy. Well, maybe it was worth the price.
We looked around a bit more, then drifted into the rows of DVDs, separated by topics. We looked at many, but you couldn't tell much from the titles and the photos. They were having a sale: three DVDs for $10. I picked one called "Jamaican Me Horny," about a naughty vacation in the Caribbean. Cindy picked one called "Attack of the Meg(acock)" about a guy with a huge dick. We spent quite a while perusing the racks without picking a third.
As we neared the checkout counter, the thirty-something girl behind it smiled and said, "You know, you can take those to a private room and try them out. If you don't like them, you can swap them for something else."
"You have viewing rooms?" Cindy asked.