A series of stories about the pleasures of youth and the fun had during those glory years...
Story Seven -- Tales from the Pussy Posse
"...and she has the biggest jugs," said Bryerson, with some certainty, as if that should settle the matter once and for all.
I took a swig from my beer and watched Steve nod his agreement.
"You'd give Janet McAllister an eight?" Greg asked Todd Bryerson incredulously, "Man, your standards must be slipping."
"Dude," interjected Steve to Greg "She's a great lay."
There was a pause while we all thought about that.
"When did you get in Janet McAllister's pants?" asked Harrison, ending the pause, sounding like he'd just been hit with the punch line.
"After Winter Formal," replied Steve, smugly grinning, "She may have come with Bobby Davidson, but she left with me."
"I hear that," said Bryerson, giving Steve a high five.
I took another swig of my beer.
"What about that Pat chick," said Greg to Todd, "She's got better tits than Janet."
"Pat who?" asked Todd, looking dumbfounded.
"You know that bitch on your cheerleading squad," said Greg as if that ought to resolve the matter.
"There isn't any cheerleader at my school named Pat," said Todd sounding sure of himself, "You mean Cindy Thompson."
"Oh, man," said Steve, excitedly, "I know the chick you're talking about. I got a blowjob from her once. I thought she was gonna bite my dick off."
"No, dude," said Todd, "That's Zoë Clark. All the guys at my school know not to let her suck you off. You only fuck that hoe in her pussy. The bitch is psycho."
"Hey, guys, the one I'm taking about is blonde," said Greg, exasperated, "That Zoë chick has dark hair."
"I still can't believe you scored with Janet McAllister," said Harrison belatedly.
"Harrison, dude, get over it. That was months ago," said Steve, then he asked Greg, "Are you talking about the short blonde or the tall blonde?"
"Dude, the short one."
"Oh," said Todd finally realizing about whom they were talking, "You mean Michelle."
"Yeah, that's it," said Greg, relieved, blowing it off, "When your dick's up her cunt, who gives a shit what her name is?"
We all laughed, except Harrison, who still looked confused.
"Man," said Steve to Todd, "Your cheerleading squad really puts out. Why the hell doesn't ours put out like that?"
"I still can't believe you had Janet McAllister," said Harrison shaking his head.
"Harrison, for fuck's sake, would you just shut up already?" I said authoritatively, then back to the matter at hand, all the guys paying attention to what I had to say, "I've had 'em both and I can tell you with certainty that Janet McAllister may have bigger tits, but Michelle Collins can work magic with her pussy."
"Yeah," said Todd dazedly nodding his head in agreement, "She does those Kugel exercises. She told me about it the last time I had a piece of her. I couldn't believe what I was feeling."
"It's Kegel dumbass," said Greg, "Kugel is something you eat."
"Well, I eat pussy too, so what the fuck difference does it make?" said Todd, taking offense.
"So," said Harrison playing catch up, "Michelle's an eight. What does that make Janet?"
"Jesus Christ, Harrison," said Steve, "Can't you follow along? No one's talking about Janet."
Harrison looked pathetically confused at this point, and I suspected he was a little drunk, well, maybe a lot drunk. Harrison never could hold his alcohol. And it also looked like Greg and Todd might be getting ready to get into it, so I thought I'd better forestall any potential trouble.
"I'm fucking bored," I said, indicating the empty field around us, "We can't sit around here all night getting wasted."
We were sitting in the middle of Beard's Field in the back of Steve's pick-up truck. The last light of the evening gloaming lit up the field with an orange glow.
"Yeah," said Steve, throwing his empty beer bottle out into the field, "Besides our six packs are almost gone."
"So, what do you wanna do?" asked Todd.
Todd was a buddy of mine. Our families were friendly. He went to the neighboring school. Our school and his had a friendly rivalry on the football field, but we were all cool enough to just hang together off the field.
"We could go to the arcade," said Greg, but even he didn't sound convinced of it being a good idea.
"Or go get a pizza or something," suggested Steve, figuring food was always a safe bet.
I was a little flush with beer myself. Nowhere near buzzed, just enough to make me feel warm around the edges. I'd been to the arcade too many times before; there wasn't much there that I hadn't already seen. And, well, we could always get a pizza....
"Dude," I said, "I'm not hungry, I'm horny. Let's get laid."
"Man," said Greg jokingly, "I'd like to help you out, but I'm not that kind a guy."
"Seriously, dude," I said, punching him hard, "Let's. Get. Laid."
"You mean just like that," said Greg, snapping his fingers.
"Yeah man," I said, snapping my fingers back in his face, "Let's find a girl we can bang."
The guys looked at each other doubtfully.
"What?" I asked them, "Why's everyone gotten so fucking quiet all of a sudden? I know none of you guy's are cherry."
"Marc, dude," said Harrison, "You mean like all of us at the same time?"
"No, moron," I replied, "There's only so many holes to go around right? I meant one after the other. Don't be such a pussy. It's not like we haven't seen each other naked since freshman gym."
I was getting blank stares from Greg, Steve and Harrison.
"Guys, you're all big talkers, but you can't walk the walk? Let's see you put your money where your mouths are," I said, baiting them, "You'll watch porn with me, but you won't fuck unless the lights are off?"
There was still silence.
"Bryerson, man, I know you hear me?" I asked him in desperation.
"Dude I hear you, no problem," he said to me, grinning from ear to ear, and then by way of explanation to the other guys, "Marc and I fucked my old girlfriend Angela together a few weeks ago this past summer at my place. It was at my parent's Fourth of July picnic. I was in the den with Angela and she pulled my swim trunks down and just started sucking on me like a crazy bitch. Everyone was out in the back. Marc comes in and sees us, and I was just sitting there with her mouth on my dick. Marc was a fucking stud, man. I mean he just came up behind her, pushed her bikini out of the way and started plugging her right there. It was so hot."
Steve and Greg had smiles plastered on their faces by now imagining it. Little did they know that in a few weeks Julie Shafer would fuck all of us on the football team as part of a dare. But up until that moment they'd never actually contemplated screwing a girl in front of another guy.
"Really, it's no big deal," I said, "When I popped my cherry it was with my brother's girlfriend, Kelly Sue and Peter and his buddy Brian were there. They fucked her too."
"Brian Tanton?" exclaimed Steve, "No fucking way! He was always such a tight ass."
"Probably because he's got a little dick," I told them.
"Wow, I didn't know that," said Greg surprised, "I thought Shawna Mitchell was your first?"
"That chick I fucked two summers ago? Naw, she was my third. But I was her first. But her's was the first cherry I ever popped. So now you know."
"So," said Steve, returning to the matter at hand, "We wanna get laid? Assuming that everyone is okay with the idea, where are we going to find a girl willing?"
Now that was the problem. But it was a problem that solved itself before the night was over.
We took off into town looking for a girl who would do what we needed. Now small town life on a Saturday night was pretty much plain dead. All the young kids would get in their rides and go cruising up and down Main Street. Normally we considered ourselves too cool for that kind of shit, either all ready having a girl lined up or a party to go to, or a game, or something. But it was the end of summer and nothing, but nothing, was going on.
So Steve put it in gear, Harrison got in the front with him, and the rest of us hung out in the back of the truck, letting the wind blow through our hair as we made our way into town.
It was a short ride from Beard's Field to the main strip. The young kids were mostly already out in force, driving up and down. You'd get to the end of the drag and turn around and start all over again. That was pretty much it.
But it provided a harmless form of flirtation.
"Well," I said, "If we are gonna fuck, we're gonna need some rubbers. Steve pull into the pharmacy."
Steve did as he was bid and I gathered up our money to go inside and buy what was required.
The condoms were kept behind the counter. Old Mrs. McElroy was working that night. Now its bad enough having to ask for them from a guy, but its worse when the clerk is a woman. Oh, well, there was nothing for it. If I went outside now, empty handed, I'd never hear the end of it.
"Hi, ma'am," I said.