A series of stories about the pleasures of youth and the fun had during those glory years...
Story Seven -- Tales from the Pussy Posse
"...and she has the biggest jugs," said Bryerson, with some certainty, as if that should settle the matter once and for all.
I took a swig from my beer and watched Steve nod his agreement.
"You'd give Janet McAllister an eight?" Greg asked Todd Bryerson incredulously, "Man, your standards must be slipping."
"Dude," interjected Steve to Greg "She's a great lay."
There was a pause while we all thought about that.
"When did you get in Janet McAllister's pants?" asked Harrison, ending the pause, sounding like he'd just been hit with the punch line.
"After Winter Formal," replied Steve, smugly grinning, "She may have come with Bobby Davidson, but she left with me."
"I hear that," said Bryerson, giving Steve a high five.
I took another swig of my beer.
"What about that Pat chick," said Greg to Todd, "She's got better tits than Janet."
"Pat who?" asked Todd, looking dumbfounded.
"You know that bitch on your cheerleading squad," said Greg as if that ought to resolve the matter.
"There isn't any cheerleader at my school named Pat," said Todd sounding sure of himself, "You mean Cindy Thompson."
"Oh, man," said Steve, excitedly, "I know the chick you're talking about. I got a blowjob from her once. I thought she was gonna bite my dick off."
"No, dude," said Todd, "That's ZoΓ« Clark. All the guys at my school know not to let her suck you off. You only fuck that hoe in her pussy. The bitch is psycho."
"Hey, guys, the one I'm taking about is blonde," said Greg, exasperated, "That ZoΓ« chick has dark hair."
"I still can't believe you scored with Janet McAllister," said Harrison belatedly.
"Harrison, dude, get over it. That was months ago," said Steve, then he asked Greg, "Are you talking about the short blonde or the tall blonde?"
"Dude, the short one."
"Oh," said Todd finally realizing about whom they were talking, "You mean Michelle."
"Yeah, that's it," said Greg, relieved, blowing it off, "When your dick's up her cunt, who gives a shit what her name is?"
We all laughed, except Harrison, who still looked confused.
"Man," said Steve to Todd, "Your cheerleading squad really puts out. Why the hell doesn't ours put out like that?"
"I still can't believe you had Janet McAllister," said Harrison shaking his head.
"Harrison, for fuck's sake, would you just shut up already?" I said authoritatively, then back to the matter at hand, all the guys paying attention to what I had to say, "I've had 'em both and I can tell you with certainty that Janet McAllister may have bigger tits, but Michelle Collins can work magic with her pussy."
"Yeah," said Todd dazedly nodding his head in agreement, "She does those Kugel exercises. She told me about it the last time I had a piece of her. I couldn't believe what I was feeling."
"It's Kegel dumbass," said Greg, "Kugel is something you eat."
"Well, I eat pussy too, so what the fuck difference does it make?" said Todd, taking offense.
"So," said Harrison playing catch up, "Michelle's an eight. What does that make Janet?"
"Jesus Christ, Harrison," said Steve, "Can't you follow along? No one's talking about Janet."
Harrison looked pathetically confused at this point, and I suspected he was a little drunk, well, maybe a lot drunk. Harrison never could hold his alcohol. And it also looked like Greg and Todd might be getting ready to get into it, so I thought I'd better forestall any potential trouble.
"I'm fucking bored," I said, indicating the empty field around us, "We can't sit around here all night getting wasted."
We were sitting in the middle of Beard's Field in the back of Steve's pick-up truck. The last light of the evening gloaming lit up the field with an orange glow.
"Yeah," said Steve, throwing his empty beer bottle out into the field, "Besides our six packs are almost gone."
"So, what do you wanna do?" asked Todd.
Todd was a buddy of mine. Our families were friendly. He went to the neighboring school. Our school and his had a friendly rivalry on the football field, but we were all cool enough to just hang together off the field.
"We could go to the arcade," said Greg, but even he didn't sound convinced of it being a good idea.
"Or go get a pizza or something," suggested Steve, figuring food was always a safe bet.
I was a little flush with beer myself. Nowhere near buzzed, just enough to make me feel warm around the edges. I'd been to the arcade too many times before; there wasn't much there that I hadn't already seen. And, well, we could always get a pizza....
"Dude," I said, "I'm not hungry, I'm horny. Let's get laid."
"Man," said Greg jokingly, "I'd like to help you out, but I'm not that kind a guy."
"Seriously, dude," I said, punching him hard, "Let's. Get. Laid."
"You mean just like that," said Greg, snapping his fingers.
"Yeah man," I said, snapping my fingers back in his face, "Let's find a girl we can bang."
The guys looked at each other doubtfully.