In a world ravaged by a pandemic that only affects women, two college-aged girls escape quarantine to go to the beach. Thank god they have such small tits... but will they be able to go undetected among hundreds of sex-starved men?
I couldn't believe how reckless Kona was. Go out? To the beach? But we'd risk getting infected, we'd risk getting spotted and arrested, we'd risk -- god, who even knew what we'd risk? No woman on earth had left her house in nineteen months. That was a month for every year Kona and I had been alive. What if we didn't even know how to breathe fresh air anymore?
This sexist pandemic had ruined the best years of our lives. We were supposed to be out drinking and going to class and letting hot college boys worship our young, sexy bodies. Instead we were stuck inside, doing stupid internet homework, watching dumb TV, and reading the same boring erotica out loud to each other for the nineteenth month in a row. It sucked more than anything has ever sucked in my stupid life.
So when she jumped on my bed with light in her eyes and said "Somi, I have an idea," I was ready to listen.
"We should go to the beach."
I laughed, since of course she was kidding.
"I'm not kidding," she said. "It's August. It's freaking toasty in here. And I know you've been drooling at all those boys running by in their swimsuits--"
I started to protest, but she cut me off. "Somi, babe, it's literally so obvious and so totally normal. For my part I have been drooling and fingering myself while I watch the boys in their swimsuits run by."
I... well... it's embarrassing to admit, but yes, ok, I had been fingering myself too.
"But it's time to do something more than just rub our clits and feel sorry for ourselves."
"I..." I was so confused. "What do you want to do?"
"I already said. I want to go to the beach."
"But how?"
"In broad daylight. You've seen me naked, you know I have tiny tits. And while yours are slightly bigger, and I love you, they don't exactly scream HEY! LOOK! I'M A WOMAN!"
I was slightly offended, but also, as she spoke, slightly interested.
"We'll wear boy's swim trunks, we'll throw towels over our shoulders, and we'll hit the beach like every handsome young stud running past the apartment. Think about it -- how will they ever know?"
"But the risk of infection," I said, my familiar anxiety welling up inside me. Mortality was over 60%. And it was a gruesome way to go -- swollen abdomen, oozing sores, raging fever...
"There's not a woman on these streets for a hundred miles in any direction, Somi. And besides, there hasn't been an outbreak here for months. The risk is basically zero."
"And what about the risk of... well, the risk of -- of --"
"Of men?"
"...yeah."
"Close your eyes, Somi." I did. "Imagine all those hot, sweaty, horny, pussy-deprived young guys out there. Imagine the way they smell. Imagine how their muscles slide around when they walk and jump and swim. Imagine the sounds of their different voices."
I imagined. Ten seconds later, I shifted on my butt and realized I was sopping wet.
"Is it a risk you're willing to take?" she asked.
I looked up into her twinkling blue eyes -- blue like the sea out there, with hair like the sun out there cascading down her neck. I watched a bead of sweat slide from her chin down to her collarbone, and from there beneath the neckline of her shirt.
"I... uh... umm..."
She looked at me, twinkling.
"Yes," I said. "Yes."
--
Her hair, tucked up under a bright blue baseball cap, looked almost like a boy's. And her tits were genuinely tiny -- almost nonexistent when viewed from the front. I reached out and pinched them. "Can you even feel anything with boobs so small?"
She pulled in a breath. "Yes, you jerk," she said, pinching me back. Mine weren't quite as little as hers, but they were little -- somewhere between lime-sized and lemon.
"You really think no one will notice these?" I asked.
She cocked her head and looked at my chest for a weirdly long time. "I guess you could wear a shirt," she finally said. "Boys wear shirts to the beach sometimes."
"You wouldn't think I'm a pussy?"
"Oh, Somi," she said, "I already think you're a pussy."
--
The heat flowed into my eyes, my lungs, the soles of my feet, and my pale, shivering skin. Even through the fabric of my large white t-shirt and my swim trunks, I felt it push itself into me. I hadn't felt sun like this for almost two years.
Kona giggled as we walked down the street. "We're freaking outside, dude! We're not staring at freaking screens right now!"
"I know," I whispered. "But you gotta not giggle out here. Boys don't giggle."
"Boys totally giggle," she said, giggling. As if she would know.
It was only a fifteen minute walk to the beach, and on the streets of our city no one gave us a second glance. We were just two scrawny teenagers on our way to the ocean -- whiter than average, maybe, but totally unassuming. I felt like a secret agent.
"What are we gonna do when we get there?" I asked her.
"Dude, like, enjoy the beach? Bask in the sun? Go swimming?"
"Beach stuff," I said, awestruck.
"Yeah, you dork," she said. "Beach stuff."
--
It was packed. There were men everywhere. I leaned in close to Kona's ear. "There are so many of them," I whispered.
She was totally silent, as if in a trance. Finally, after like twenty seconds, she leaned in too. "There are... MEN... EVERYWHERE!" And she squealed like a total girl.
A pack of college-aged guys playing volleyball paused and turned at the sound of her squeal. My heart plummeted down into my pussy and started convulsing. A couple of them looked at each other, then at us. I fought the urge to grab Kona's hand; I'm pretty sure boys don't do that.
Finally, when I thought I was gonna faint, one of them called out. "You dudes wanna jump in?" he asked. Then I almost did faint.
"Yes!" Kona shouted, running forward and dragging me by the hand. "Yes, oh my god, we absolutely do want to play. We're, um, super good at volleyball."
That wasn't true at all. But the boys seemed happy to have us, and -- I was pretty sure -- totally oblivious to what we looked like under our trunks.
"I'm Konan," Kona said. "This is my buddy Sommson." Sommson? Thanks.
I nodded hello to each of the boys as they introduced themselves in turn. Jorgan was tall and lanky; Michael chubby but rather beautiful; Pyotr blond and toned with a slight Russian accent; Spiro shockingly red-haired; Andrew dark and stubbly with thick glasses; Erron simply fucking massive.
"This is perfect," Jorgan said, "we've been two guys short of a balanced 4v4. Konan, you come be on my team. Sommson, are you down to be with Erron? He's the other team captain."
Erron stuck out his hand, which was easily three times bigger than my hand. In fact, all of Erron was easily three times bigger than all of me. He was probably 6'10". I shook his hand and nearly got pulled off my feet, until he put his other hand on my shoulder to steady me and said "woah, hey, you're a little guy, huh? That's cool, that's actually good, we need little guys as well as big guys. It's a mix that wins."
I felt myself blushing and turned away. "Let's play," I said in my deepest voice. And we did.
I had no idea how to play volleyball, but it wasn't that complicated. You sort of just run around after the ball and try to bop it back in the right direction with your forearms. The boys were excellent, so Kona and I didn't have to do much work. We just trailed around after them, inhaling their sweaty beach smells and biting our lips when they grunted.
They all seemed like close friends, and finally I got up the nerve to ask them about it. "So, uh, how did you fellows get to know each other?" I asked, hands on my hips.
Spiro, the redhead, who was on my team, looked at me and laughed. "Us fellows?" he said. "We've been friends since junior high. Now most of us are out of college-" he elbowed Pyotr in the ribs "-and just kind of hanging out while we wait for shit to get back to normal."