In a world ravaged by a pandemic that only affects women, two college-aged girls escape quarantine to go to the beach. Thank god they have such small tits... but will they be able to go undetected among hundreds of sex-starved men?
I couldn't believe how reckless Kona was. Go out? To the beach? But we'd risk getting infected, we'd risk getting spotted and arrested, we'd risk -- god, who even knew what we'd risk? No woman on earth had left her house in nineteen months. That was a month for every year Kona and I had been alive. What if we didn't even know how to breathe fresh air anymore?
This sexist pandemic had ruined the best years of our lives. We were supposed to be out drinking and going to class and letting hot college boys worship our young, sexy bodies. Instead we were stuck inside, doing stupid internet homework, watching dumb TV, and reading the same boring erotica out loud to each other for the nineteenth month in a row. It sucked more than anything has ever sucked in my stupid life.
So when she jumped on my bed with light in her eyes and said "Somi, I have an idea," I was ready to listen.
"We should go to the beach."
I laughed, since of course she was kidding.
"I'm not kidding," she said. "It's August. It's freaking toasty in here. And I know you've been drooling at all those boys running by in their swimsuits--"
I started to protest, but she cut me off. "Somi, babe, it's literally so obvious and so totally normal. For my part I have been drooling and fingering myself while I watch the boys in their swimsuits run by."
I... well... it's embarrassing to admit, but yes, ok, I had been fingering myself too.
"But it's time to do something more than just rub our clits and feel sorry for ourselves."
"I..." I was so confused. "What do you want to do?"
"I already said. I want to go to the beach."
"But how?"
"In broad daylight. You've seen me naked, you know I have tiny tits. And while yours are slightly bigger, and I love you, they don't exactly scream HEY! LOOK! I'M A WOMAN!"
I was slightly offended, but also, as she spoke, slightly interested.
"We'll wear boy's swim trunks, we'll throw towels over our shoulders, and we'll hit the beach like every handsome young stud running past the apartment. Think about it -- how will they ever know?"
"But the risk of infection," I said, my familiar anxiety welling up inside me. Mortality was over 60%. And it was a gruesome way to go -- swollen abdomen, oozing sores, raging fever...
"There's not a woman on these streets for a hundred miles in any direction, Somi. And besides, there hasn't been an outbreak here for months. The risk is basically zero."
"And what about the risk of... well, the risk of -- of --"
"Of men?"
"...yeah."
"Close your eyes, Somi." I did. "Imagine all those hot, sweaty, horny, pussy-deprived young guys out there. Imagine the way they smell. Imagine how their muscles slide around when they walk and jump and swim. Imagine the sounds of their different voices."
I imagined. Ten seconds later, I shifted on my butt and realized I was sopping wet.
"Is it a risk you're willing to take?" she asked.
I looked up into her twinkling blue eyes -- blue like the sea out there, with hair like the sun out there cascading down her neck. I watched a bead of sweat slide from her chin down to her collarbone, and from there beneath the neckline of her shirt.
"I... uh... umm..."
She looked at me, twinkling.
"Yes," I said. "Yes."
--
Her hair, tucked up under a bright blue baseball cap, looked almost like a boy's. And her tits were genuinely tiny -- almost nonexistent when viewed from the front. I reached out and pinched them. "Can you even feel anything with boobs so small?"
She pulled in a breath. "Yes, you jerk," she said, pinching me back. Mine weren't quite as little as hers, but they were little -- somewhere between lime-sized and lemon.
"You really think no one will notice these?" I asked.
She cocked her head and looked at my chest for a weirdly long time. "I guess you could wear a shirt," she finally said. "Boys wear shirts to the beach sometimes."
"You wouldn't think I'm a pussy?"
"Oh, Somi," she said, "I already think you're a pussy."
--
The heat flowed into my eyes, my lungs, the soles of my feet, and my pale, shivering skin. Even through the fabric of my large white t-shirt and my swim trunks, I felt it push itself into me. I hadn't felt sun like this for almost two years.
Kona giggled as we walked down the street. "We're freaking outside, dude! We're not staring at freaking screens right now!"
"I know," I whispered. "But you gotta not giggle out here. Boys don't giggle."
"Boys totally giggle," she said, giggling. As if she would know.