I had been dating Kate for about 5 or 6 months when she brought up a problem she was having. Things were great between us and I wanted to hear her problem and help her solve it.
"So what's wrong sweetheart?"
"You know how we always said we could share anything and it would be OK?"
"Of course, babe, what's up?"
"Well, before I met you, I was part of a club I guess you could call it. I haven't seen them since we started dating, and to be honest, I really miss them."
"Well of course you can see your friends, what's the problem? Are they far away or something?"
"No, they live here in town."
"So what's the problem?"
"Well, you. Maybe"
"Me?" I was surprised, that was the last thing I expected to hear.
"Well, you see babe, it's not exactly a regular friend group."
"I think you'd better explain."
"Well, there's this group, I kinda got recruited to it a few years ago and every so often they meet. So what it is, is this group of mostly guys and a few girls that all hang out and party."
"Party?"
"Party. Like group sex."
"Group sex? Awesome! Where do I sign up?"
"Well, you can't babe."
"Why?"
"You don't meet one of the requirements."
"What requirements?"
"Well, every guy has to be at least 10"+ babe."
"WHAT???"
"It's just sex and I need it every once in a while babe."