In an alternate universe WalMarts have been replaced with FuckMarts...
I was playing hooky from work so I thought I would head on over to the FuckMart to pass the time. I parked my car and strolled through the half-full parking lot towards the entrance. Just inside the front doors were the greeters. One was pretty hot the other wasn't. They were both dressed in regulation polyester uniforms but the neck was undone to their waists and bra-less tits were plainly visible.
"Good afternoon, welcome to FuckMart," they said in unison. I walked up to the better looking one and twisted a nipple. She squealed in pain and managed to blurt out: "Please sir, that hurts". Her "colleague" just laughed. Her knees were now slightly bent and she attempted to elude by grasp and her face was showing signs of strain.
I noted that she had pretty dyed blond hair. A few roots were showing. And, of course, I was impressed with her tits. Nice size, firm yet a bit bouncy. Yes, a very nice specimen. I decided to show some mercy so released her tit. She stood upright. I leaned forward and gave her sore tit a big sloppy lick. That was enough with the greeters - as good looking as this one was - there's usually better pickings inside the store so off I went. "Enjoy shopping at FuckMart," smiled the girl who's tit I was just twisting. I could always come back for her if I didn't find anything better.