A Halloween Sex Tale
Fucking rain on Halloween. Isn't that like, a double curse? The one night when the dead are supposed to rule the earth… and they make it rain.
"Light my cigarette, Gerry." Trisha cooed to me.
"Sure thing, tootz," I said, in character. Well, sort of. She
was
Ms. Marilyn Monroe after all. And I was… sort of a Gerry…
Well, Adolf Hitler anyway. I crouched under her giant yellow wig a little to be cute and lit the cig sprouting from her perfect pouty red lips. "Anything else I can light for ya, sweetheart?"
She giggled in that voice. "Maybe later, baby."
We walked on in the gloom.
"I thought this was your favorite holiday," she cried to me, now, breaking into her normal voice, which wasn't all that less sexy. "You know," she interrupted before I could say anything, "You get to be
who-ever you want.
" She did the "who-ever you want" in Marilyn's voice. "Anyone in the
whole
world."
"I know. I'm sorry if I seem down.
It's just that.…
It'd be great if it wasn't raining."
"I kind of like the rain," she said, and tilted her head back. She stuck out her beautiful little tongue and the raindrops danced on the wet surface.
"Eechh—" she said, spitting. I laughed at her. "I won't be doing that again." Her hands were up at her sides for a moment and her white shirt was wetted down the front; she started trying to swap the rain from off of her tongue. I could see the fabric clinging to the outlining parts of her bra, and her nipples looked like tiny flag-pole nubs claiming the great hills of her breast which were shifting bouncingly as she moved.
We were under a large awning for a theater or club or something, practically alone on the street and in a dark stretch except for the streetlights at either end of the block. I reached for her and turned her body against the wall of the building and started to work my hands inside her jacket.
"You always know how to cheer me up," I said. Her tongue was like a hot lash of a liquid fire and we swirled under the black sky as the rain from heaven or wherever poured down around us, but not on us. I had my hand on her shirt and was kneading her breast like sensitive dough. I held the full cup in my hand and kissed her like I would knock the building behind her down with the force of feeling.
"Awwww… You're gonna get in trouble…" a little kid says to me, just standing there watching us.
"Yeah?" I said, half of a mind to pull out my blade and teach the kid the real meaning of the holiday. "For what?"
"You're dressed up like a bad man."
"Yeah? So maybe I am a bad man."
"Let's go honey, leave him alone," his Mom says, catching up with him.
"C'mon, baby, let's go over to Hol's place," Trish pulled on me.
We had just left our first party. The fake party, the one you only go to to get warmed up and then leave before it's time to actually party. So now we were in limbo, walking back toward our car or just checking out the shop windows in the busy populated district downtown. So, to Hol's it is.
I drove my piece of shit Datsun out of the loop area out toward Wicker Park. During the drive we violated more than a few traffic safety laws. This girl, you'd have to see her. She's like Marilyn Monroe if Marilyn Monroe dressed up as a hot chick for Halloween. Or… anyway. So, Trisha, my Queen. Thank God we didn't crash, is all I gotsta say.
Ooohhwee, I love skirts!
It's not like we're always sex maniacs. Though some people would call us that. But Halloween is special. You get that special kinetic energy in the air. Half the world's population is out dressed up in a dream and the streets are filled with excitement. It's like a teenage labor day. Plus ghosts.
We're just hot tonight, what can I say?
Her legs spread open are like that dude on the tarmac flashing the lights at my jet and I'm all like… alright, clear for landing. Ok, not the slickest metaphor, but believe me, she's taking care of that. Besides, my style is my thing. She is like a slippery little cupcake of sex. I have a finger slipped down in there off my palm and she is lathered up and frothing. She's feeling her tits and looking out the window at people in the cars next to us. Some of them notice and those who are keen to enjoy such a sight start honking and try to keep up, but we're zooming along. She starts humping against my hand and the seatbelt presses against her tummy. She does that pop lock thing with her ass and grinds into me. Now she's arched back against the side of the car like we're rolling and her left leg is over the arm rest in the middle, her shoe off and her bare foot trying to clutch at the bulge in my pants. Believe, I'm trying to drive. I'm a pretty conscientious guy… oh, sure there's the costume thing, but… well, I'm not about to crash the car getting off. So, I'm on her like I'm on the road. I do the Vulcan thing on her clit "live long and prosper" feeling her lips ripple through my two-and-two fingers below.
We hit a tunnel and she turns her head when the music changes. She starts humming, louder like she's ready to go. I spit on my hand and just slop it in her cunt, shaking at her mound, straining her love through my fingers. She starts squealing and then just drops her ass and then rides it, knocking her knees together and shuddering, softer, till we're just driving and she is smoking and it is still raining and we're on our way to the party.
"Yo, Adolph, what's up?"
"You are such a fuck-up."
"What?" I ask. Holly just stares at me. "What?"
"Trish! Why did you let him dress like that?" Holly demands.
Trish starts laughing and I'm like "She don't dress me." But then, oh shit.
"No, seriously. Guys."
"What?" I say.
"What the fuck is up with your costume?" Holly is yelling at me.
"What?" I ask, trying to be nice.
"You're not wearing that in my house."
Trish is looking like, "oh-my-god, I can't believe this"
But I start in immediately… "See, this is why I'm wearing it."
"Why's that?"
"To weed out people like you.
"Come on Trisha, let's get out of here."
"Yeah, alright."
We headed for the door. "Guys, hey! Just… I just don't want you to wear the costume!"