My name is Rick Dean but online I use the alias of Foxy Mulder. The X-Files has long been one of my favorite TV shows, however, the "Y" was added by a friend who wanted to set me apart from my television counterpart, thus Fox Mulder (on the net) became "Foxy Mulder".
My hometown is Louisville, Kentucky in the United States in a wonderful 'burb of the city known as Valley Station. Growing up in Valley, the extent of things to do there were very limited: movies, video games at the local bowling alley, hanging out with neighborhood friends and trips to aunts, uncles and my grandmother's house in the city. (This was long before we ever had a Six Flags in Louisville so I felt rather deprived).
Anyhow, as I grew up in the late 80's and early 90's, computers became more and more prevalent in households across the country, and in mine as well. I eventually became hooked on computers and the internet (I call them electronic crack) and not only surfed online for downloading games, I also did what most horny males do: get pics of naked chicks and go online chatting in chatrooms and on other programs where you can talk to someone on a one-to-one basis.
My very first chat program on the internet was and is the most popular and widely used to date: ICQ. If you don't have it, download it, because you're as deprived now as I was when I was 8 without an amusement park in my backyard. My second chat program is was one called Powwow, which is now defunct. It was in Powwow that I met some of my best internet friends and one great couple whom I met in Jacksonville, Florida, USA.
They're a couple named Shannon and Angie Gardner and before you let your mind wander from the names, they're not lesbians. First off I'll tell you a bit more about myself then go into detail with Shannon and Angie as far as our stats. I'm 30, 6' 2", 210 pounds with long brown locks of hair and blue eyes that twinkle like stars when the moonlight hits them (Ok, I added that last part for effect but you have to admit, it sounded good) I have a great sense of humor (Some say I'm warped..those are the ones who know me best) I have strong thighs and legs, nice butt (I think) hairy chest and decent tummy. I know people say we're more than the sum of our parts but generally they're not seeking our inner selves when they ask about our stats, now are they? As far as the size of my cock (It seems we always end up on this topic too!) Flaccid, he's not much to look at, however, when he's erect he's almost 7 inches long and fairly thick with a slight upward curve like a banana. Nice for reaching in those tight places and hitting the G spot if at all possible. My penis and I love oral sex, penetration and anything else that we could construe as "play" and not work like the ole 9 to 5 grind in the office.
Now I've spoken with Shannon and Angie quite a few times on Powwow, ICQ, through emails and on the phone. In addition we've been speaking on the phone for quite some time too, and in all, I've "known" them for a little over 2 years on the 'net. Shannon is a a great guy, chap, bloke, mate (whatever word you think suits him best for the part of the world you live in). Shannon is a littler taller than me at 6' 5", a little lighter at 195 pounds and his hair is a little longer down his back to boot. He's 38 years young, likes to rock and roll, play with Harleys, work on computers (the guy is a whiz) and spend time with his wife, Angie and their two children. All in all, he's a hell of a guy and someone you would want in this world to be your bud if you had the opportunity to choose him for that honor. I have only 2 really good friends in this world, one in Indiana and the other in New York now and I could add Shannon and make that 3 with no prob at all.
Angie is also 38 years old, 5' 7", ( I know a lady never tells her weight, but Angie isn't telling you, it's me and she may kick my ass later but here it is:) she weighs about 120 pounds, blue-green eyes and long, flowing blonde hair. Angie is a total sweetheart and as I like to tell her, she's a brat! Angie is also into Harleys, computers, alternative music and of course, spending time with the kids she and Shannon share. I think that's why the three of us get along so well, we have a similar mindset and common interests, not the least of which is sex. Yes, that is why you're reading this story, to get to the sex part and soon I'll switch from a third person narrative to first and give you every little detail. Even the part with Angie's sexy model friend, Barb with the great big tits and soft wet pussy. But I digress, I'm getting too far ahead here also and need to slow down. So lets begin with me conversing with them on the phone before I left for Florida one day for a week in April.
April 3rd of 2001, I spoke on the phone with Shannon and our conversation went as follows. "Hey Rick, what's going on there, brother?" Shannon said with a laugh. I replied with a laugh of my own, "You know me man, just working and being online when I can. Not a whole hell of a lot else going on here in my life now and still trying to win the powerball lotto, same shit every week." Shannon chuckled and stated, "Well you know you're always invited down to Florida to hang out with Angie and me if you want?" For a few milliseconds I mulled it over in my mind. I had 2 weeks vacation coming to me from my job and I did love to go to Florida, granted that was before I ever knew of Shannon and Angie Gardner. This would be even better, I thought. Getting to go to Florida to meet some of my favorite 'net friends, soak up the sun and go to the beach, even work on my tan (which coincidently, needed quite a bit of work).
"Sounds awesome, Shannon! Let me check with my boss and see if he'll let me have it off. It shouldn't be any problem with the time I've aquired and me being such a wonderful employee and all!" I added a bit of sarcastic emphasis to "wonderful", knowing that my job can be done by a monkey and that for my work record to shine, all I have to do is be at work everyday, regardless of attitude, appearance, etc.. Thankfully for my employer I wasn't a slacker, seems he had enough of those 19 and early twen-somethings who were. So getting my vacation? Slam dunk, baby!
"Here Rick, Angie wants to speak with you for a bit.", Shannon said and passed the phone to his wife. "Heeeeyyyyy Brat!!", I exclaimed, when I heard Angie place the phone to her ear. "Heeeeey brattier than me, gonna get your ass to Florida now?? Huh, huh??", She said, also laughing and teasing me at the same time. I said, "Yes, as a matter of fact I am, I have to work things out with my boss and then, before you know it, you'll have Mr. Mulder there to party and spend time with, I soooooo know you're looking forward to that!" She said, "uh huh", placing emphasis on the "huh" part and drawing it out for about three seconds. "Ok I'll let you and Shannon know what's going on and will call or email you soon sweetie.", and with that, we both hung up our respective phones.
I spoke with my boss the very next day and he said I'd be able to take a week off now, and use my other week anywhere from 4 to 6 months from now, depending on how busy we were. I told him I'd like to start with the 14th since it would be my 30th birthday (or 20-10 as I'm accustomed to saying now, being that I'm in denial). He agreed and when I returned home, I emailed Shannon. It read as follows: "Hey bro, I have a week off starting on the 14th and ending on 20th, so I'll book a flight and come down then if that's cool. email me back or call and let me know if that works for you and the brat." I signed it with "Mr. Mulder" at the bottom, as I'm given to do and clicked the send button.
Shannon emailed me back and said: "That works for us, Rick. You can stay at our beach house when you arrive, and if you fly into Jacksonville, let Angie and me know your arrival time and one or both of us will be there to pick you up." I read the email, then logged onto travelocity, expedia and hotwire to look for the best airfares. I found a flight leaving at 6 am from Louisville to Jacksonville, arriving at 12 noon with a layover in Atlanta. I booked the flight immediately, emailed the information to Shannon and Angie, and then waited for the days to slowly creep by until my departure date.
My flight to Atlanta was rather boring for the most part, aside from imaging all the fun I would be having with my friends while I was down there. I thought of doing jello shots out of girls bellybuttons on the beach, drinking long island ice teas in a hottub and getting head for hours at a time.. my cock jumped in my pants at just the idea of that. Before I realized it, I was in Atlanta on my layover. When it was time to depart for Jacksonville, I had much the same thoughts as before. Wicked, nasty thoughts of smearing chocolate on some cute chick's pussy and licking it off with my tongue, lifting the flight attendents skirt and performing oral on her in the aisleway and having sex with the actress, Mena Suvari, all raced through my mind.