Shay laughed, hair brushing her face as she shook her head. "I did not 'burn down the dorm,' I just dared Gemma to try to light her breath on fire. Not my fault she lit the whole bottle of rum instead."
"Yeah, well, I still had to run outside half naked when the alarm went off, regardless of whose fault it was," Anya said. "You're lucky I have nice tits. Pretty sure that's actually how I met Dave." She glanced over into the den, where her husband was making an obscene gesture with his game controller. The guys got together a few times a month, usually at Shay's. They'd all been friends since junior high, and Dave and Sam had married college roommates. Brad and Jesse's wives clicked with Anya and Shay's sarcasm and love of cheap booze, so "the wives club" tagged along for some of the hangouts. They watched bad movies and usually ended up passed out in one of the guest rooms while their husbands played into the wee hours of the morning.
"Ok, did you see that? How many people did you know in high school who got to make some big speech at prom? Teen movies are crap." Penny went back to the home screen, eliciting groans from Anya, Shay, and Gina. It had taken them half an hour to pick a movie they agreed on in the first place.
"Speaking of high school, when was the last time any of you played a good old fashioned drinking game?" Shay reached into her bag and pulled out a bottle of vodka.
Penny put on an exaggerated pucker, pressed her breasts together, and leaned in.
"Wanna get me in a closet for seven minutes in heaven, huh?"
"That's less enticing when I have my own tits to play with, but I appreciate the offer. I was thinking more like truth or dare. When it's your turn, you choose. If you don't want to answer the question or do the dare, you drink."
"Sure, why not?" said Anya. "I'm just calling a rule of no dares that leave the house. I am not putting a bra or real pants back on -- it's past 9pm. Shay, since it was your idea, and you for some reason cart booze around in your purse, which we'll talk about later, you can go first -- truth or dare?"
"Mmm...dare," she said, taking a swig from the bottle. Clearly she wouldn't be waiting for a rejected question or dare to get buzzed.
"I dare you to go into the den, lift up your shirt, and see if any of the guys notice." Shay chuckled, knowing the likelihood of pulling them away from their game was exceedingly low. She sashayed into the living room, lifted her shirt, even jumping up and down, with no reaction.
"See -- just you guys are gonna see Lola and Betty tonight."
"It's still so weird that you named your boobs."
"What can I say, the girls like personal attention. Your turn, Penny -- truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"When you blow Brad, where does he finish?" The other girls "ooooh"ed like middle schoolers, as Penny bit her lip, deep in thought.
"I really don't know. I don't think I've given him a bj in at least a few years." Shay's eyebrows shot up in surprise, but she noticed Anya and Gina nodding in solidarity.
"Preach," said Gina. "Not that the hubs doesn't ask for them, but I hate giving them. Literally what is enjoyable about gagging?"
"Wait," said Shay, "are you telling me that none of you suck cock anymore?"
"No," said Penny. She noticed Shay's expression. "Are you telling me you do?"
"Yeah. All the time. I literally used to be able to finish just from doing it. How am I the only one here?"