This is dedicated to a certain litster who I have a wild crush on..this is for you, babe, you know who you are, my beautiful slut...
In an episode of the Flintstones, Fred and Barney get an opportunity to judge a beauty contest sponsored by the Royal Order of Water Buffaloes. The contest is in Frantic City (a/k/a Atlantic City.) They made their plans to concoct a story to Betty and Wilma (not a bad body, that Wilma Flintstone, by the way, Fred was playing way over his head). This was overheard by a pet, their prehistoric parrot, a pterodactyl. Wilma and Betty sniffed out the lie, but couldn't figure out just where the boys were off to. Just then, the parrot squawked, "Awwwkkk, Frantic City!" They had been dimed out.
For this story's purpose, it is an apt title. Frantic City is the location.
As instructed, you went alone to the front desk of the Borgata in Atlantic City, the sparkling new East Coast testimony to hedonism, or at least as close as you could legally get to it north of the Caribbean. The admiring clerk handed you the key for the room in my name, and you declined the bellhop's gracious offer to help you with your shoulder bag. He just wanted to check out your ass in your short shorts, anyway, that was tip enough for him. You had been directed to pack very light, cosmetic and hygienic and girly-things only, nothing more. Your wardrobe would be provided for you.
You found this VERY sexy. You were more than excited at the possibilities to come, and open to anything. It had been some time, if ever, since someone had gone to all of this planning for the sole sake of your pleasure, and you were hell bent on appropriately showing your gratitude.
You slid the key into the lock, and even this reminded you of insertion. "God," you thought, "Every damn thing makes me think of sex, I'm so fucking horny right now."
The room was adorned in a typical casino style. A large hot tub took up almost half of the split-level suite. Surely, it was meant to be posh and luxurious, all marble trim and plush carpets and pastel colors on the murals on the wall. However, like virtually all casino hotel rooms, it really came across as garish and ostentatious. "Oh, well," you decided, "I'm not here to redecorate tonight."
There was a rather large wrapped package on the bed and two dozen roses on the dresser with a card. A chilled bottle of Tattinger's champagne (your favorite) sat on the nightstand, the cork already freshly poured by room service. "He must really care for me," you thought. Little did you know.
The card simply said, "Open the box, take a shower, put on the contents, meet me in one hour at the 'B Bar' on the casino floor. Have an open mind. Kisses."
You opened the package squealing, like a little girl on Christmas. Inside, there was a fluffy robe and on top of that, a hair brush, a woman's razor and lotion, and a bottle of your favorite perfume. "He pays attention to everything, every detail," you gushed.
As you reached for the robe, you noticed there were quite a few more items beneath. A silky white designer button-down blouse; a stunning gold necklace in the shape of a dove; a pair of black strap sandals, stylish but not overbearing, about three inch heels; a short ("SHORT, OH MY GOD," you murmured as you held it up) leopard-skin miniskirt; and, in the sheerest see-through material possible, a pink lacy thong, barely a wisp.