It's funny, really, how things work in the Flamingo Life. I never saw my Nubian Goddess again, never caught her name. And Ashley, my Earth Mother, and Fertility Goddess was becoming, well, not actually "boring," but it was starting to feel like we had been married too long and had become too comfortable with each other.
We were eleven months into our year and a day, and I was starting to look forward to Paula returning to my life and my bed.
Ashley and I never talked about it, but I'm pretty sure she felt the same way. Which is why, I suppose, it turned out that this was the last time we would share a bed.
I woke before she did, and rolled up onto my elbow to watch her sleep. And the magic was gone. My Earth Goddess was gone. Instead, this old woman, well, not as old as me, but old, was snoring beside me. The drool wasn't sexy anymore, the snot bubbles weren't either. The bubbly fart she let as I watched wasn't cute and the smell was beyond merely earthy. Her tits still looked tasty, but I could look away. The belly apron covering her sex wasn't sexy, it was just a roll of fat with a deep belly button crease.
I searched my memory but couldn't find why I had been so thoroughly captivated by this woman.
But I kept watching her and when her eyes fluttered open I kissed her. The slightly salty taste of her saliva still got to me and I started to get hard.
She smiled, coughed, cleared her throat, and said, "you feel it too, don't you?"
I kissed her a second time and said, "yes."
"Well," she said, and there was some sadness in her eyes, "let's make our last time a good one then."
She wrapped her arms around my neck and kissed me, an excellent kiss, full of anticipation, full of need.
And there was that womanscent, her pheromones attuned directly to my DNA. I was hard, instantly.
She rolled up and met my eyes. Her fingertip brushed my forehead, very lightly. "How is it," she asked, her voice soft, "that you never wanted to spank me?"
She wiggled her big ass.
"I've been told, more than once, that an ass like mine just begs for spanking," she added, her eyes on mine.
I caressed the roundness she was talking about. "It IS magnificent," I said.
And then it hit me, proving that sometimes I'm just plain slow on the uptake.