Chapter 71- Our last night in Wellington.
"Da." I replied as we approached Vicky's street and parked in her garage.
Vicky drove her Mini into the garage, parked it and turned it off.
We got out and Vicky locked it up.
"Hmm, apel'sin" I said.
"Yes Orange although given it's size more like a Mandarin." Vicky quipped given that I had just called her car an Orange.
"I am a tad concerned." I said.
"About?" Vicky asked.
"Normally when we are apart I find a couple of hundred text messages from my Yana. But tonight there has only been one." I confided in Vicky.
"Well maybe she has been busy, or she has just matured. I wouldn't worry. Maybe her and the other Yana are up to something. Who knows." Vicky replied.
"Maybe you're right." I grudgingly accepted and put my phone away.
"Come on lets go inside." Vicky said.
I followed her inside and the house was in total darkness.
"Unusual, Yana is usually downstairs in her room. In fact I wish she would be more habitable with me. Sometimes." Vicky admitted
"Yana you here?" Vicky called out.
No answer from either Yana.
"Yan? Yana? You here?" I called out.
No answer.
"Yana i ya doma. YA i tvoy muzh oba doma." ( Both Yana's I am home. Me and your husband are both home.) Vicky called out again.
I followed Vicky upstairs the second floor was in darkness as well.
Vicky walked across the lounge and turned the light on. When the lounge was illuminated it appeared that the house was empty.
"What your reckon Vicky, Kidnapped or Aliens." I cheekily asked.
"Who knows but both cars are here, And my Yana can't drive. So where the hell are they?" Vicky asked.
Vicky and walked around the house to no avail.
"Nothing, no sign of them." I said.
"Yes." Vicky said.
Vicky and I were thinking alike as we both went for our cell phones to ring our respective Yanas.
I was sitting on my aunt's couch and I rang.
Vicky was standing in the kitchen ringing her Yana. We could hear Yana No 2's phone ringing. So obviously her phone was here.
My Yana's rang out. So I hung up and tried again.
On the second phone call just as I was about to hang up. When Yana answered it.
"Hello Yana, thank god you've answered. Are you okay? And where are you?" I anxiously asked my Yana.
"Oh hubby duu, yes I am all right I am just coming the front door with the other Yana. We will see you soon." Yana said and then Vicky and I could hear the front door open and the other Yana ( The Eurasian one) call out. I hung up and stood up just as the two Yana's came up the stairs.
The two Yana's came into the lounge much to Vicky and my self's relief.
"Oh you two are back." Vicky said.
"Da we are back everything all right?" Yana No 2 asked.
My Yana on the other hand just ran across the lounge and into my arms.
Yana kissed me and rubbed me all over.
"O, ya tak rada tebya videt', moya lyubov'. Kak proshel tvoy kurs?" ( Oh I am so very pleased to see you my love. How was your course?) My Yana said as she smothered me in kisses.
"We were worried about you?" Vicky growled. We come home and the house wasn't locked up and you two were nowhere to be found." Vicky growled.
"Sorry, for the both of us Aunty." Yana apologised.
"Accepted, but where did you get to, or did you do 'saucy things'?" Vicky asked.
"Nyet, we have spent the evening while you and Jason were out. Watching you tube together and then us two Yanas went for a walk and stargazed and we lost track of time." Little Yana explained.
"Oh did you watch anything interesting? I asked.
"Da. We did. I have developed a liking for some new music styles. I liked watching and listening to Iron Maiden, Deep Purple and the Rolling Stones." My Yana announced.
"Yes the other Yana has expanded her music base. Plus she showed me wedding album." Little Yana explained.
"Da. I showed my namesake here. My 'Ladies secret wedding book' and she liked it." My Yana said. And then sat down next to me.
"I showed her and I think she is a little jealous." My Yana whispered in my ear as she kissed me.
"So what are plans for tomorrow?" Vicky interrupted probably anxious that any further talk of wedding would provoke a hours long lecture from Yana.
"Oh well I have to ask you something Aunty." Yana said.
"What's that petal?" Vicky replied.
"The campervan company rang and they have it ready for pickup around lunchtime, but we still have it for free. So can we borrow one of the cars one more time?" Yana explained.
"Of course. So you pick it up tomorrow?" Vicky replied.
"Da. Tomorrow we are going on the bus to town and just fill in gaps. Then we pick it up. And we have five days to get it back so we are due back in Auckland on Sunday morning. Instead of Saturday.
"So anywhere you want to go or do, in the meantime?" Vicky asked.
"Hmm, I don't know." Yana said with a broad grin.
"Do tell us if we can help you, we will. Yana No 2 replied.
"Hmm, Russkiy?" Yana asked.
"Da." Vicky replied.
"Mne bylo interesno, khochesh' li ty povtorit' tu noch'. Vse troye i moy muzh. Ili my mozhem razdelit' yego, po odnomu. I ya znayu, chto on vsegda zadavalsya voprosom, kakov budet opredelennyy seksual'nyy opyt." ( I was wondering if you would like a repeat of the other night. All three of us and my husband. Or we can share him, one at a time. And I know he has always wondered what a certain sexual experience would be like.) Yana said in Russian that was too quick for me to make out.
"Da, ya zainteresovan. Pri lyubom variante razvitiya sobytiy" ( Yes, I am keen. With either scenario.) Yana No 2 answered.
"Da, ya tozhe, no mne interesno uslyshat', kakoy seksual'nyy opyt on vsegda khotel poluchit'." ( Yes, so am I but I am interested to hear what this sexual experience he has always wanted is.) Vicky answered in equally quick Russian.
"Nu, on obmolvilsya, chto khotel by seksa s tremya zhenshchinami, kogda my ne trakhayemsya s nim, a zanimayemsya oral'nym seksom odnovremenno." ( Well he let slip that he would like a three lady where we don't fuck him but we all give some form of oral all at the sametime.) Yana replied still lightning fast. I got the distinct impression that the three ladies although open and extremely sexy each in their own way were trying to hide something from me.
"Ob"yasnite." ( Do explain.) Yana No 2 replied.
"Nu, my vse odnovremenno ispol'zuyem nashi yazyki na nem. Kak budto on stoit, a ya stoyu na kolenyakh pered nim, sosu yego myasnuyu palochku, Malen'kaya Yana tozhe stoit na kolenyakh, tol'ko nemnogo v storone, i ona soset yego yaytsa, «chaynyye paketiki». A Viki, ty szadi nego, tozhe delayesh' yemu rimming. Vse odnovremenno, i my mozhem inogda menyat'sya mestami. Chto vy dumayete, devochki?" ( Well we all be using our tongues on him at the sametime. Like he is standing up and he has me kneeling in front of him, sucking his meat stick, Little Yana kneeling as well only off to the side somewhat and she is sucking his balls 'Tea bagging' him. And Vicky you are behind him rimming him as well. All at the sametime, and we can swap places occasionally. What do you think girls?) Yana quickly explained.
"Zvuchit veselo. YA v dele." ( Sounds like fun. I'm in.) Yana No 2 said back.
"Pochemu mne dostalas' yego vonyuchaya zadnitsa?" ( Why do I get his smelly ass?) Vicky said.
"Ya privel vas tol'ko v kachestve primera." ( I was only using you as an example.) Yana explained in response.
"Oh well in that case I am keen, you little Yana?" Vicky said suddenly breaking back into English.
Both Yanas had a quick giggle.
"Laughing at my expense?" I interjected.
"Why what on earth made you think that husband?" Yana asked as she sat down next to me on the two seater couch.
"Well you all suddenly started to break into quickly spoken Russian, which you know I can understand but only if it isn't too fast." I replied as I uncomfortably sat there. My ass was hurting from Angelina's anal intrusion previously. It wasn't sore, sore. It just felt like 'rough' like it had sanded with rough sandpaper.
"Well look at the time anyone fancy a quick cuppa before bed time?" Vicky asked.
"Oh yes please I would love a nice cup of tea, or as you English people call it, is it the char?" Yana said with glee.
"Good that's one, Jay other Yana?" Vicky asked.
"Da please." Little Yana replied.
"Me too." I answered.
"I'll just go and put the jug on." Vicky said before leaving the room.
"So husband, what did you learn?" Yana asked as she snuggled close into me.
"Oh quite a lot, and you remember that internet article I printed out and you found?" I said
"Da, what about it?" Yana asked as she rested her head on my right shoulder.
"Well it was accurate." I said. Before spending the next few minutes, basically cobbling together anything and everything I knew about Russian Culture. Trying and hoping that it was believable to Yana.
I eventually came to an end.
"Oh good so it was useful and informative, that is good to know." Yana said finishing with a kiss. Before snuggling even closer to me.
"When I get you into bed, I am going to fuck you like my life depended on it. I have wanted you in my holes all day and I am going to fuck you senseless. I am just so fucking horny." Yana whispered in my right ear before licking and sucking on my earlobe.
'Christ how to get out of it. My ass is most probably red raw.' I thought.
Yana ran her hand over my thigh.