The doorbell wakes me from my midday nap on the lounge. Rushing to the door I can see my friend Crystal. She holds up a bottle of wine and waves it in front of the pane of glass. I also see that she has someone with her – a man....
I open the door surprised to see her and immediately she pushes in and says that she has my birthday present. My birthday isn't for another week I start to say and she pushes me in laughing saying that today will do!!
The man follows her in clutching his trenchcoat around him – strange I think as it is a hot 32 degrees and still rising. Crystal sees my strange expression and giggles and says "well he is your birthday present"! No – I say – you know that I don't like that type of thing...." Silly you – she laughs waving the wine again – he is going to clean your house for you while you and I sit back and watch!
She pointed to him and told him to go find the cleaning equipment while we have a glass of wine. She pops the cork and gets two glasses from the cabinet in the living room. I laugh at her excited face and she is grinning like the cat that ate the cream.
She hands me a wine and we flop on the lounge, well happy birthday to me I say – chinking her glass and sipping the wine. Mmm it is nice but Crystal always new what I liked! We start some small talk – I can hear noises of doors opening and movement in the house. What is he doing? Crystal assures me that all is safe. His name is Juan and he comes highly recommended.
Then I look up and nearly drop my glass! There is Juan standing there wearing a pair of black trunks, black boots and a leather jacket and holding my vacuum cleaner!! I choke on my mouthful of wine and look at Crystal.
"Monique – do you remember a few months ago we talked about fantasies – you said that you had two – one that a gorgeous buff man would clean your house while you sat back and relaxed and the other was a story about a policeman? Well I have combined the two and gotten you a man dressed as a policeman to clean your house!!" Crystal was smiling so much that I didn't have the heart to say no. So I raised my glass and said – "get that vacuum cleaner buzzing baby!!"
Juan looked at Crystal and in a smooth deep voice said that he would start in the kitchen and then come into the lounge room. She nodded and he moved off. I was very happy that I had the air conditioner on – it was suddenly getting very warm inside.
I sat there for the longest time and looked at her giggling to herself – she kept telling herself that it was the best idea she had ever had and that she expected same for her birthday. Her blonde hair was softly nestled around her small face – giving her the glow of an angel ... contrary to the wicked mind that was now discussing whether he would do the work naked... might cost extra – but what the hell she said!
I moved in my spot and wondered what to do next – surely I wasn't meant to sit here and just watch him work... it was getting very hot despite the air conditioner blasting ... "Lets have a swim" Crystal blurted interrupting my thought. Yes – good idea – might cool me down! Those rippling stomach muscles were still etched in my sight!! Crystal went to the car for her swimmers while I went upstairs and changed. I chose my favourite bikini that I usually only wear when wanting attention, not sure why I chose them except that I knew I looked fabulous in them! Besides I knew that with her large ample bosom, blonde hair and large doe like eyes no-one would look at me next to Crystal.
Grabbing my white sun shirt and taking one last check in the mirror I went back downstairs. Crystal looked absolutely stunning! Her blonde hair and lightly tanned skin was contrasted by a soft pink bikini. The small triangles over her breasts and mound were barely large enough to see – let alone cover anything. She had put her hair up in a ponytail and had a fluffy white towel over her shoulders. "I am so glad I went to the salon yesterday" she said while looking down at her bikini bottom .. "was looking a tad nasty – smooth as now"!! Shocked I stepped back – OMG – she has had a brazillian!! I couldn't do that – I was all for neatness and keeping it trimmed but never could I go all the way!
Picking up our glasses we headed out to the pool. Sitting on the deck chairs sipping my wine – I could feel all the worries ease from my mind! Glancing at Crystal – I could not believe that this sexy woman was still single! We had been friends for three years and she never had a long term boyfriend in all that time... sure she had been on dates but no-one ever lasted more than two or three dates before she moved them on. Me – I was aching for a date – but with the hours I worked there was no chance to meet anyone – maybe I could borrow some of Crystals left overs...she didn't seem to be too interested. There was that hot architect she dated back in June – he made my body tingle just by looking at him... I wonder if I can get his number... that wouldn't be any use – I wouldn't have the courage to call him anyways.