Day three at Hedonism -- the adults only all inclusive that would become infamous for adult behavior and debauchery but hadn't yet when we booked the trip -- and we were really getting into the whole attitude of the place. We woke up with pounding hangovers and yet still managed to have energetic sex after downing a few aspirin. The combo of the analgesic and the athletics seemed to help.
We had promised Brenda and Dan that we would go on a diving trip with them, and barely made it to the boat in time. We hadn't showered and smelled like sex, and Dan and Brenda laughed about our state but weren't in much better shape themselves. Sherry had always been prone to sea sickness but the combination of a good quality morning joint and some fairly calm seas made the trip out to the reefs a smooth affair.
There were other couples about the ship with us, and just about everyone looked fairly rough in the AM but recovered and in high spirits by around noon. It was a good crowd. When it was time to go in the water, there were a few daredevils that decided they needed to swim naked but our little foursome had already developed a healthy fear of too much exposed skin for too long. Even the girls wore sleeved shirts and longer shorts in the water. There would be time enough for nudity when the sunscreen was unlikely to get washed away in the salt water.
The reefs, to be honest, were not that great -- certainly not in the same class as some other places we had been like Cabo Pulmo and Kho Toa. (Maybe we were just spoiled.) The trip was fun though. Between the Red Stripe Beer, bright green buds and sunburned bodies there was lots to entertain us.
We arrived back at the resort around 4PM and I think everyone was waterlogged and ready for a nap. We went back to the room and did just that.
An indeterminate amount of time later, and there was a pounding on the door. Sherry answered as I was still in bed with my head under the pillow. I didn't hear any conversation but I quickly felt someone straddling my chest and it didn't feel like Sherry. I pulled away the pillow and saw Brenda sitting there in a black bra, tarted up with teased hair and exaggerated make-up. I could feel the satin panties on my chest and her nylons hugging my body. Honestly, I thought I was having a dream for a moment. A very good dream.
"Get up sleepy heads. Party time." I looked across at Dan, who was wearing just a pair of silk white underwear -- very tight -- and one of those half robes that you always saw men wear in the movies that no man wore in real life.
The question of the day was "What party?" and Brenda explained that tonight was "naughty nighty" pajama party at the bar and it was supposed to be the biggest party of the week.
I wasn't ready to get out of bed and simply said "We didn't know. I don't think we brought pajamas."
Dan pointed to our big suitcases and laughed. "You bought a whole shipping container of clothing -- you didn't bring fuck clothes?"
Sherry never liked elaborate lingerie -- she had nice bras and panties but frankly I enjoyed her most nude. Sherry shook her head and said "nada" and Brenda looked on exasperated. She grabbed an oversized tee-shirt that Sherry sometimes slept in and pulled it over her head. (She had been naked until this point. At Hedonism you didn't think twice about opening the door nude.) They were out the door.
Dan evaluated the situation. "We can make undies work for you. The girls will take care of things I think."
I realized that Brenda was walking the resort in silk panties and a bra and Sherry had on a white tee-shirt with nothing underneath and asked "Should we let them go out alone like that?"
Dan laughed and said, "If we lose them there are more out there. You gotta see this." I walked out and saw that the whole resort (or the "nude" side of it anyway) was simply alive with people dressed up in various states of debauchery. It was like a horny Halloween or something.
While I was surveying the situation, Dan had opened up the luggage and found a pair of black silk underwear -- Sherry's underwear -- and simply said "try that on." I had done it before on a dare -- I knew they fit -- so though it felt awkward with just a practically undressed Dan in the room, I slipped them on.
Here we were -- two men in silk tight underwear alone in a hotel room. His undies white, mine black. I looked more or less like that pepper to Dan's salt. In any other place on Earth this would be more awkward than it was for some reason.
Dan lit up a joint and handed me a beer which was just what I needed really, and we waited for a few minutes until the girls clicked up to the door in high heels. Sherry had taken off her black bra that matched her underwear and Sherry was wearing it now along with some red panties that matched the red bra Brenda had on. The effect of the girls wearing each other's mismatched underwear was pretty great.
They were both wearing tons of make-up and heavy lipstick, Sherry's lipstick bright red and Sherry's black. The payoff to the joke was that there was a big black kiss in black lipstick right on the front of the red panties just above the place where the cloth disappeared between her legs. Brenda sported s similar lipstick smear in red deep in her crotch. The girls were also wearing mismatched nylons and high heels.