As always, a completely and utterly true story.
Our next escapade is a perfect example of how (a) some couples should never even consider swapping partners, (b) how communication is the key to a happy sex life, and (c) how some people who have fairly dull sex lives are just waiting for something unusual to show their true colours. It all worked out really well for me & Francis, but proved almost disastrous for our friends Joey & Kim.
It was on New Years Eve, and we headed over to their house for a party. We'd been friends with them for about a year having met them through a mutual acquaintance, and had become pretty close because we had a lot in common, particularly the guys who loved sports. Despite having spent a lot of time with them, we'd never really talked about sex very much. They were in their early twenties, 7 years younger than us, had not been together as long as us, and certainly didn't have as many experiences as us. Sex had come up in conversation a few times but I remember them being stunned that we had a box of sex toys and not only was Francis okay with me using them, but we actually used them together.
This particular night however, we did start having a really in depth chat, because not only were we all quite drunk, but the rest of the party had all left shortly after midnight to go to a club downtown, so the four of us were left together with a lot of alcohol, and the intention of staying up for a good 2 or 3 more hours.
It began innocently enough with talk of our fantasies. Kim gave the predictable scenario of making love in the rain on a private beach. Joey was even more unrealistic with the dream of one day having sex with Anna Kournikova and Kim. I shocked them and Francis by confessing I'd like to have a threesome with a bisexual man so we could share my husband together. And he in turn surprised them by admitting he'd like to see another man come in my mouth.
This was an immediate segue way into what the four of us didn't like about our own sex lives, because Kim wouldn't let Joey come in her mouth.
"It bugs me a bit" said Joey. "All my ex's didn't have a problem with it."
"I just can't do it ," confessed Kim. "I hate the taste and just think the whole idea is disgusting."
She then went onto say that Joey wouldn't go down on her and seeing as she didn't have orgasms through intercourse, the only way she could come would be by masturbating. I tried to make her feel better by saying that I also didn't have orgasms through sex, but it backfired when I admitted not only did Francis go down on me all the time, but there really wasn't much I didn't like about our sex life. Francis nodded in agreement, saying he too was as satisfied as a married man could be.
Joey couldn't get past the fact that I always let Francis come in my mouth and I swallowed it, and the more he quizzed me the more I knew he was getting turned on. I was just being honest, and certainly didn't want Kim to think I was putting her down in anyway; I just told them how I enjoyed the feel of the penis slowly growing inside my mouth until it was rock hard, and eventually feeling it explode in my mouth, knowing I'd made this climax just with my tongue and lips. I didn't pretend I thoroughly enjoyed the taste – I really don't think anyone does, but it's not that bad and is a small price to pay for the enormous sense of satisfaction both parties receive.
We then played the drinking game "I never" where someone makes a false statement claiming that they'd never performed a certain act, and anyone else who genuinely hasn't, must take a drink.
I began by purposely making them all drink, by saying "I never have swallowed come." Obviously they all took a drink, because neither Kim nor the 2 boys had.
Joey then made us all drink by saying, "I never jerked off at work."
Kim forced the boys to drink by claiming "I've never been tit-fucked." And so the game continued for a few rounds, in which it was revealed our hosts had never watched porn together, never played with sex toys, never had anal sex, or had sex in a vehicle.
Francis then turned the game – and the evening – on its head by saying, "I've never given a girl oral sex." The boys obviously didn't drink. I couldn't drink because of our threesome with Tamara. But to everyone's shock, including Joey's, Kim didn't drink either.
"I believe it's storytime!" Joey said, and his girlfriend began to divulge an erotic account of her early teenage years.
Apparently her and her friend Kelly were developing physically and becoming very curious sexually, but as neither were popular with the boys (Kelly having the curse of glasses, and Kim having to wear braces), were forced to experiment with each other. Kelly's brother had a stash of porno mags, which they would take to Kelly's room after school, and what started off as just looking at the pictures gradually turned into looking at the pictures naked, kissing each other, touching each other, fingering each other, and eventually licking each other.
