Returning from the kitchen I found the girls still in their prone positions ready to fall asleep from their drunken stupor. Realizing that the day would go unfulfilled, I took out my pack of cards, laid Twister and the bottle of baby oil on the coffee table, and began to rouse the girls awake. I then had Julie and Amanda refasten all of their loose clothing and then proceeded to implement the second portion of my, so far, wildly successful plan. I know what you're saying why be greedy? Take the pussy and run, right? My answer to you is that I didn't get to this position in life by being charitable and humble, I was going to go for broke. I had the chance to see all of my hopes, dreams, and aspirations fulfilled before I was twenty and I was going for it.
"Alright ladies that was fucking fantastic, for all of us as I'm sure you all agree. Now I want to play another game, that is if you're up for it."
"What game are we talking about here?" asked Amanda who was now fully alert with mischievous curiosity, her former state of drowsiness was completely gone.
"I was thinking of strip blackjack. I would have chosen strip poker but I don't know how to play poker," I admitted sheepishly
"Nate, I think it would be smarter if we stopped before we go too far. You know that I'm saving myself for marriage and I don't want to get pregnant before we're married." An amazingly astute concern from someone who had by now developed an appreciable drunken slur. I was beginning to think it was all going to end now, over one of the most retarded comments I ever heard, when Julie saved the day.
"Amanda it's not like Nate said he was going was going to fuck us. If he did want to have sex he would have tried it on us by now and he hasn't. I don't know about you but the idea sounds fun and I wouldn't mind getting another look at his dangle and I've always wondered how you would look like naked, you have an unbelievable figure, you're so tall..." It was then that I cursed myself for not bringing along a recording instrument with me. I never tire of hearing a girl saying the word "fuck" in a sexual context, provided they weren't involved in the adult entertainment industry.
"So it's settled then, we're all playing. Hostess goes first as is usual and don't forget girls you each have two bottles of alcohol left and they better be polished off before Julie's parents show up." Now that the near catastrophe was averted I realized that allowing the effects of the alcohol to wear off was a mistake and I was determined to get the girls as soaked with booze as possible.