There I was in Noumea in a lovely hotel that overlooked Anse Vata Beach, the main tourist strip in New Caledonia. A dick was being wedged into my bum.
Now that I have your attention, I should backtrack a bit and explain how I came to have my bumhole impaled on a penis during only my second day in New Caledonia. I travelled to New Caledonia from Australia to do some marketing work for one of the tourism ventures over there. I had arrived late on the Saturday night to give myself the weekend to relax before starting my work program first thing Monday morning. After a languid sleep-in until about lunchtime (and a little masturbation), I went for lunch in the restaurant which is adjacent to a very large, shallow and picturesque lagoon style pool in the middle of the hotel complex. Those of you that have been there will know the complex I am talking about.
New Caledonia is a French speaking country. I do not speak French and I consider this fact largely responsible for the series of events that led to me having a penis lodged in my anus. You see with the language barrier, I found it difficult to order my meal. The entire menu was in French and the staff, while extremely polite and patient didn't speak any English. I was a bit embarrassed as I realised my linguistic struggles were catching the attention of other restaurant guests. As the struggle continued, I felt a light tap on my shoulder and I turned around to see a large blonde man who in a clear Australian accent asked me if I needed some help ordering. I caught a glimpse of relief in the eye of the poor waitress. This nice blonde man took me through the menu, translating it into English. With his assistance I politely ordered a grilled tuna steak for a main meal which my fellow countryman assured me was a local specialty. I thanked him profusely for his help and he smiled at me, and as he did so, I saw his eyes flick ever so fleetingly to my chest. I have large boobs and was a wearing a fairly loose singlet style top due to the searing heat and humidity, although I did have on a bra on underneath.
My meal arrived and after I had devoured it, and managed to order a coffee of some description by myself, the blonde Australian man came back over and introduced himself as Simon and asked if I wanted to join him and his mate Daniel at the bar later on that evening for a drink. I couldn't say no after the help that Simon had given me, and I must admit I didn't want to say no. It had been a few months since I had had the company of men who were not work associates for a drink. We made a time to meet, 5:30 local time.
I went back to my hotel room and had a bit of a nap and then freshened myself up. I didn't really have any elegant clothes with me to put on, but I put on a somewhat tight pair of jeans and an ivory blouse with large frills. Simon and Daniel were already in the bar when I got there, lounging back in air conditioned comfort, and they both smiled warmly as I made my way to where they were seated.
To cut a long story short, we talked for ages. It turned out they were regular visitors to New Caledonia, they did contract work in the large mines that are to the north of Noumea. Both Simon and Daniel were 27 which was ten years my junior. Neither of them had a wedding ring on. They complemented me on how I didn't look my age, which was flattering since I was starting to well and truly feel that my days of attraction to the opposite sex were rapidly diminishing. It was even more flattering since they were younger, cute and in good shape. We decided to grab an early dinner and Simon's assistance with ordering dinner again was much appreciated again. After our meal and two bottles of divine French wine, we went back to the quiet bar and had another round of drinks.
The alcohol and the flirty attention of these two younger men had started to make me horny. My mind is lascivious at the best of times, and it doesn't take long or much for my pussy to start to overheat. About an hour passed and more drinks and chatting followed, the two men were less and less subtle at glancing at my chest. I had made up my mind that I wanted sex that night with either of these men, but preferably both. I was no stranger to threesomes as I had had a number of them over the years, particularly when I was in my late twenties. From the actions of the bar staff, it was clear that they were starting to clean up for the night and the bar was going to close soon. As we started to finish our last drinks, Simon suggested that we could go up to his room as he had some of the local beer "Number One" in the bar fridge. I coyly feigned uncertainty about heading back to their room, before saying I would pop in for one drink.
Simon's room was a standard hotel room, with a large double bed but only a single chair next to a tiny table. Daniel sat in the chair and Simon led me to sit on the edge of the bed as he went to the fridge and extracted some cans of beer which he dutifully opened before sitting next to me. We continued talking, but I knew it wouldn't be long before one or both of them made a move. We were only about halfway through our drinks before Simon started to complement me again on how sexy I looked. As he did so he shuffled behind me on the bed and I felt his firm hands on my shoulder blades as he started to give a deep shoulder and neck massage. His touch made my body tingle and I could feel his breath against my neck. He started to whisper in my ear, telling me to relax and enjoy the attention. As he continued to sensually massage my neck, his whispers started to become more and more suggestive, telling me that he and Daniel would love to see and touch my breasts. I didn't make any objections to the suggestive whispering and perhaps emboldened by this, Daniel who had been sitting in front of me on the chair, moved the short distance to kneel in front of and started to slowly unbutton my blouse as Simon continued the wonderful massage. After Daniel had undone all the buttons on my blouse, both of them helped me take it off. Without delay Daniel started to feel my boobs through my bra, squeezing them and kneading them, tracing the edges of my boob flesh that was exposed above my bra cups.
Simon continued to massaging me and his whispers became hotter, telling me how hard he was and how they both wanted to pleasure me over and over again. As he whispered dirty sweet nothings into my ear, nuzzling it as he did so, Daniel unclasped my bra at the front, allowing my aroused boobs to spring free. He caressed my breasts with a feather like touch that was bordering on unbearable pleasure. I could feel that my panties were sodden as nectar seeped from my pussy. Simon momentarily stopped massaging my shoulders and he squirmed on the bed behind me, I heard the sound of a zipper and then Simon grabbed my hands and moved them behind me, placing them on his exposed cock. My hands encircled his hot cock and it felt huge. I started to jerk it, which was a bit difficult at the angle we were at, but I did my best. Daniel was now licking and sucking my nipples, alternating between them, and all the time his busy hands were roaming over my boobs.