Greetings. The name is Trevor. A tall, good-looking Black man. You're familiar with my work. I am the Trickster. He who travels from place to place, amusing himself at the expense of the self-righteous and nasty people of the world. Those who think they're all that. Currently, I'm on vacation. Just hanging out with my buddies Jason Lombardi and Kyle Fresno Lee. We've known each other for a while. You see, we're three of a kind. A Black man, a White man and an Asian man. The best of friends. Also, we're all bisexual. Isn't that hot? Yeah, admit it. You like sexy bisexual men. If you don't, then screw you!
My fellow studs and I tend to attract attention everywhere we go. It's because we're so frigging gorgeous it's not even funny. Jason is a tall, good-looking Italian stud with black hair, green eyes and light bronze skin. He's openly bisexual, and happens to be the Captain of the Men's Wrestling team at the Saint Christopher Institute of Technology, a private all-male college in Alabama. Saint Christopher is a rather small school. They have only twelve hundred students. Yet they offered more sports than many colleges and universities across America. Saint Christopher student-athletes competed in Basketball, Baseball, Tennis, Ice Hockey, Lacrosse, Football, Soccer, Swimming, Wrestling, Water Polo and Volleyball. I'm a sports fan. They're part of what makes college tolerable. They say fewer men are attending college than ever before. Blame the man-hating feminists. They're the ones taking away men's college sports. That's why I despise all of them. I wouldn't give them a hand if they were dangling off the side of a cliff. No, wait. I'd give them the middle finger. Yeah!
Oh, well. Onto happier topics. My other friend Kyle Fresno Lee is a tall, lean guy with Asian and Latino ethnic background. He attends Haverhill Tech, a private technical college. Haverhill Tech is also a very small school. They had only sixteen hundred students. They recently started an athletic department and now compete in Basketball, Baseball, Soccer, Swimming, Lacrosse, Ice Hockey, Football and Archery. Lee plays Football for Haverhill Tech. He's a place kicker. They're both pretty cool. We're the best of buds. We decided to take a little road trip during Spring Break 2009. It turned out to be the best damn thing we ever did. Road trips with your buddies are the best thing in the world. Let no one tell you otherwise.
We were driving around, doing our thing when we came across a small women's college in the state. The school in question was Saint Lucille College, a school with eight hundred students. I'd never been to a women's college before. A college where all the students were female. Wow. I expected to see gorgeous and intelligent women moving about. Instead, I saw a bunch of chubby and forlorn babes. What the fuck? Oh, well. It's a good thing my friends and I are open-minded guys who like chubby women. What can I say, I'm a chubby chaser. Or a tubby chaser. Whatever. I like it fat and I cannot lie. Sue me. No, wait. Please don't. I can't count on being able to fuck every gay male and straight female judge in whose court I appear. Being a bisexual adventurer saved me in the past but I'm not sure it will anymore. Anyway, there we were at this all-female college where ninety percent of the women were chubby beauties. You could say we lucked out. We visited the campus, pretending to be visiting some long lost sisters of ours. Would you believe the chicks bought it?
The college president, a nice old lady named Sister Mary let us stay in a guest house. We stayed there, and had a good time, too. The campus women weren't used to seeing men, especially tall and handsome male athletes like ourselves. I don't blame them. I'm a six-foot-something Black stud with an athletic body, model's face and porn star's cock. My buddies are equally tall, good-looking and well-endowed. To these women, we were a dream come true. We got treated to some southern collegiate hospitality. And had no regrets about it.
Near the guest house where we stayed was the smallest women's dormitory. Some of these gals came over to see us, out of curiosity. Let's see. There was Joanne, a tall and large-breasted, thick-bodied and big-bottomed black woman. There was also Sarah, a red-haired, green-eyed Irish plumper with the biggest ass I'd ever seen on a white chick. Finally, there was Amelia, a plain-faced, thick-bodied, wide-hipped and big-bottomed Latina. Yeah, the three of them came to visit us. They pestered us with questions. They hadn't been home since the school year began and were starting to forget what good-looking, masculine men looked like. I smiled from ear to ear. I would be delighted to show them. We were talking, laughing and having a good time. Someone opened up a can of Heineken, and some Hennessy. We started drinking, mixing it up and having a good time. It was a lot of fun.
