I'm all about the fans. -Phife Dawg
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I can honestly say, without bragging, that my wife, Toni, is my biggest fan. She's a fifty-seven-year-old, petite, blonde, five-foot-one-inch tall, buxom (34-D), with a beautiful athletic physique. Physically she's a powerhouse. And psychologically as well. She knows what she likes and wants and isn't shy about it - not obnoxious, just clear and firm. That applies to every aspect of her life and our twenty-five-year marriage, including our sex life. She has her limits, but there's almost nothing that she doesn't want us to try at least once, and there's plenty that we have.
I'm a few years older, sixty, active, and, like her, physically fit. I've been told that I'm attractive, and I am glad about that, but truthfully, that doesn't matter much to me. Being older means I'm not overly worried about what others think of me - I am who I am, take it or leave it. Aging hasn't slowed me down, either. I'm still active and enjoy learning new things, such as woodworking and photography, which are fun and creative ways to bring ideas to life. With my wife's encouragement, I've completed carpentry projects, developed a solid social media platform for my art photography, and built a healthy audience for my newest hobby - writing erotica.
As a couple, Toni and I have enjoyed a great life. We're both retired and are financially comfortable. We volunteer at our local animal shelter, help our grown kids as needed, and have seen much of the world. One travel luxury we found early in our relationship is a Caribbean clothing-optional resort. When we booked our trip, we knew the place catered to swingers, but since we aren't in the lifestyle, we never considered sexually connecting with anyone else. It was just a chance for us to lay naked in the sand and drink too much tequila. A once-in-a-lifetime, wild lark trip. But we met so many interesting and friendly people and enjoyed ourselves so much on the first trip that we've returned every year. And each time, we stretch our sexual boundaries further and further; nothing that qualifies us as swingers - swayers maybe, but not full-on swingers.
It was a typical five o'clock happy hour at the resort. Most guests had gathered at the oversized hot tub to drink and socialize. Some were on the prowl, looking to hook up with whoever they could and add a notch to their bedpost. Others, like my wife and I, were enjoying the open and honest conversations that flow between people when they are well-lubricated with potent drinks and are standing around completely naked. Not surprisingly, much of the talk was risquΓ©.
"You are gorgeous," a well-endowed brunette said to my wife as we stood together in the bubbling water.
"Thank you," Toni replied. It wasn't the first time she'd gotten that kind of compliment.
"I feel like I've seen you somewhere before."
"We come here every year."
"No," the woman said. "Not that. Are you on Only Fans?"
Toni blushed. I'd often told her she could be on the sexy video website. "Um... no. I don't do Only Fans."
"Too bad. You'd be great there." She sipped her drink. "If you want, I can make it happen.
"No thanks, I'm really not interested."
"Okay, and sorry if I offended you."
"No offense at all. That kind of porn just isn't my thing."
"Oh," she eyed me and my wife. "Any particular reason you don't like porn?"
"It's Only Fans that I'm not into. We," Toni motioned to me, "enjoy good porn."
She took a step closer to us. "That's great. I think a lot more women enjoy it than will admit to it. What do you like?"
Toni hesitated and carefully studied the brunette before answering. "Movie or book, there needs to be a decent storyline and not just a bunch of blow-jobs or fucking. And neither of us likes it when the women are pathetic wimps, and the men walk all over them."
"Oooh, you are my kind of girl." The woman smiled and stepped even closer. "So, do you have any favorites?"
"Do you mean stories or movies?"
"Both, either."
"Most of the videos we've seen recently have been boring. I miss the old movies like
Behind the Green Door, Debbie Does Dallas
, and whatever the one in the airplane cockpit was called." Toni paused, looked at me, then turned back to the woman. "As far as written stuff goes, I've got specific tastes."
"I agree a hundred percent about the videos. You should check out the ones made by women. They're the best." Then she locked eyes with Toni as if sensing my wife was holding back. "What do you mean by you have 'specific tastes for written stuff'?"
My wife pulled me in close to her. "There's one author that I particularly like. I read all his stories, and they always get me going. You can find him on a website called Literotica."
"I know that site," she said excitedly. "Who's the writer? Tell me. Don't hold back."
Toni gave her a gratuitous smile and then whispered into her ear.
The brunette gaped at us, actually at me. " Holy shit! That's you? You wrote
A Halloween to Remember
and the
Silver Linings