"Hey, honey, are you ready yet? It's almost 10:00 and I don't want to miss the first joust." I was studying to be one of the riders and I wanted to get all the tips I could.
"Just a bit more 'minor' adjusting. Could you come in and help?" I returned to the bedroom to find Lyndi reopening her heavy costume and struggling with her corset. The damn thing looked like it was eating her! I took the strings (ropes?) and almost had to put my foot on her chest to draw them tighter.
"This thing is just too small, honey. They must have given you the wrong size."
"No, they didn't. I'm just getting a little fatter than when I ordered the outfit! Why can't I keep my weight down anymore? All the pretty girls at the faire will get the attention I deserve!"
"Come on, Lyndi, you look great, even if the costume isn't the right size. And, I'll need to fight off the others just to keep them away from you! There isn't a man alive that would pass up a chance to play with your tight butt, fondle your shapely legs, finger your..."
"That's enough, Romeo! The fantasies are my stories to tell you!" she laughed. "You stick to listening and I'll stick to making them up!"
And, 'making them up' she did. She spends a few minutes before any time we're in bed telling me the most fantastic and erotic stories. At first, she was worried I'd think she had actually done the things she fantasized. I assured her that she had 'complete immunity'; that is, anything she said was never to be used against her in any way. I would not have given her any grief even if they were all true because I loved the stories and I secretly pictured them as true, anyway! I couldn't begin to tell her how much of a turn-on it was!
Corset finally cooperating, we left for the yearly renaissance faire on a morning promising much more heat later. There was little traffic and the air conditioner was cranked and pumping, but the heavy period costumes had us getting warmer by the minute. Soon, they were almost maddening as the traffic slowed and the heat grew. We were both considering turning back when we looked into the car next to us and noticed the four teenage boys furiously motioning to roll down the window. Lyndi looked confused but complied to their delight.
"Ooooo, baby-baby! You're lookin' good!" one of them yelled.
"How about you riding to the faire with us?" from another.
"How 'bout us riding you to the faire?!?" from a third.
I'm used to Lyndi causing this kind of reaction and I always get a kick out of it. She played it up (and ate it up!) like a champ: she offered mild insults and come-ons, displayed her ample cleavage, and blew kisses as we pulled away. Despite the heat and the sticky, hot costumes, we were both cheered up and got to the faire in good humor.
The 'forest' where the faire is located is very pretty. The trees are old oaks, birch, and maples, so densely clustered it actually does seem to be deep in a forest and hundreds of years ago. There are thick bushes everywhere. Most of the people here are dressed in period attire and we blend into the setting without pause, drifting with the flow of the crowds.