Clank! The elevator jerked to a stop between floors. The overhead light flickered but stayed on. I tried the intercom. Nothing. We were stuck.
My boss and his admin were on the elevator with me. She was a buxom blonde and filled out her sweater nicely. High heels. I could see a hint of her mound on the front of her pencil skirt. He was athletic. I could see a hint of his six-pack abs on the front of his polo shirt. A square jaw and perfect hair. His package was down the right side of his Dockers.
Six nipples were standing out. It was cold in the elevator.
"If we don't make it out of this alive I want you to know I always wanted you," she purred. "Me too," he added. They dropped to their knees in front of me. She pulled up on my shirt while he grappled with my belt.
"I Got You Babe" played on the speaker. It got louder and louder.
Damn! I mashed the snooze button on the alarm. That dream again!
I had a pretty good boner, wasn't going to let that go to waste. I rolled over on my side and started whacking. Visions of my previous bisexual MMF threesomes got me to the edge fast.
I cupped my left hand underneath. I was going to eat it.
"Ng! Ng! Ng!" and I had a puddle.
I wasn't going to eat it. The fantasy was better than the reality.
"I got you to walk with me..." I turned off the alarm.
I wiped my hand off on a t-shirt and tossed it into the pile. There were a few others with crusty spots. I needed to do laundry.
I had a company sales conference slash evening party coming up in two weeks. I decided to lay off the porn and profile search until then, recalling a story about an office party fling.
We had folks coming in to headquarters from all the regions. The sales conference was typically boring. I prepped for the party by putting on a blazer and tie.
There were a lot of folks there. My boothmate from the Las Vegas convention spotted me and whispered, "Fifteen." I smiled remembering the game we played counting protruding nipples.
My boss was there. He was rotund with a comb-over. His admin was there too. She was wearing a mu-mu and had bright orange hair.
Nah, I thought to myself.
The party was going strong. I had a few drinks and was feeling pretty good. There were married couples and lots of folks there alone. All the ladies had dressed up so there was plenty to ogle.
Skirts were flying on the dance floor when the DJ played a popular song. He always seemed to follow up with a song that made everyone bolt. God I hate the "Cha-Cha Slide." Is there any DJ knows how to read a room?
I was feeling tipsy so I stepped unto the warehouse to get some air.
I wandered through a few aisles then thought I saw something. I crept a little closer and looked through the shelving. It was a man and woman and they were getting amorous with each other.
I had seen them before but did not know them. They worked in different regions. They had wedding rings on but they were not married to each other. I inched behind a large stack of boxes and peered around to get a look.
He was sitting on a crate and she was standing between his legs. They were having a deep long kiss. She had her hands up his shirt.
I was starting to get a boner.
They switched positions with her sitting up on the crate. He pushed her skirt up above her knees. He had his hands up the rest of the way. She had her hand up on his collar, rubbing his neck and running her hand up into his hair. God I love that.
Definitely a boner.
I angled to get a better view. She pulled his head down to her chest and he started nuzzling her. She wrapped her legs around him and tipped her head back.
Busted. She saw me and whispered something to him. He turned around. Instead of a glare, she beckoned me with her finger, the universal gesture for "Come here." His eyebrows raised, then he beckoned with his finger too.
I stepped out into the aisle. There was no hiding the tent in my pants.
She was slender, wearing a mid-calf pleated red skirt. She had on a long sleeve white blouse with high collar. The top button was firmly in place. I could see the outline of a padded bra. There was no nipplage, that explained it.
Oh yeah, she had very pretty face and shoulder length brown hair.
He was taller like me, blazer and tie like me. I thought I saw a hint of a pretty big package, not like me.
Her heels brought her up to our height. I stepped closer. With a husky whisper she said, "Not a word of this to anyone." He piped in, "That goes for me too."