There I was, a 35 year old 'Mrs. Robinson' sitting amidst a table full of young 20-somethings. They were all men, except for the friend who had invited me, Tabitha. We had been invited to join their table at Ernie's Pub. So, far off into the corner we trotted with our drinks.
The conversations were plentiful though uninteresting. At one end of the table, a couple of guys discussed calling their 'girls' and heading home for the night. Tabitha and CJ were sort of arguing because they both have significant others, yet find each other extremely attractive. Then across from me I hear Jay say, "Most guys who brag about their penis size really don't have it." My ears perked up. Billy, also across the table from me replies, "I got the size, man! You know it. You've seen me!"
Not being able to resist, and wanting to jump into a conversation somewhere, I quip, "Billy must not have it then... otherwise he wouldn't be bragging." I have a grin on my face.
"Oh, he has it!" exclaims Jay. "He's got at least 14 inches! Don't ask how I know. I've seen it, but don't ask!"
"My curiosity is piqued now, Jay. I want to know how you know." I smiled, not willing to let this conversation die and daring him with my voice to tell me how he knew.
"We were with the same girl at a party one night. I saw his, and he saw mine." Jay blurts this out with an almost shame about it. His cheeks pinking up from embarrassment, I'm figuring this wasn't the most 'tasteful' of encounters. I'm touched that Jay has the sensitivity about him to realize that a woman wouldn't want to hear the details of such an interlude.
I've been watching Jay since I came into the bar. He is clearly the biggest of the bunch, being both tall and of substantial girth. He has the build of a college football player, with broad shoulders and a tiny ass. His tummy is a bit on the tubby side, but in a very acceptable way. Sandy brown hair and blue eyes, he is easily the most appealing to me. And now, seeing this sensitive side of him, he takes on an even more teddy-bearish nature. I just want to hug this guy. To feel my face against his shoulders, my breasts crushed against his chest is the fantasy that's been creeping through my mind since we had joined this table of young men.
Turning back to the conversation at hand, the question of Billy's cock size had me observing the bulges in both his and Jay's jeans. I could tell that Billy was larger than average, but was he the 14 inches that was being claimed? I doubted that highly. Jay wasn't as large as Billy, but I guessed he was about average. I hoped he was at least 7 inches. Oh my! Was I contemplating actually finding out about Jay's dick, too? I knew I had to see Billy's. I had to verify or disprove his exaggerated claims of being 14 inches. But, I wanted to experience Jay's manhood in a much different and more personal manner.
"How would we measure, anyway?" Billy asked. "We don't have a ruler."
"A yard stick is more like it!" Jay bragged on Billy's behalf.
"Let's bet our next paychecks, April. If his rod is at least 14 inches, I win yours. If it's not, I lose and you can have my entire paycheck." This is the bet that issues forth from Jay's mouth. I'm not usually much of a gambler, but I was certain that this was an utter impossibility.
"Ok, Jay. You have a bet!" I bravely say, and reach across the table to shake on it. Jay takes my hand in his. We shake, making the wager official. I notice how large and rough his hand is against my much more diminutive and soft one. As we release our grip, he trails his fingers across the palm of my hand, and his eyes lock with mine for an instant, causing a jolt of sexual energy to spring through my body. It goes straight to my pussy. God, I so want to get to know this guy better!
"I have a solution," I replied, shaking off the tension that's now building in my loins. "Dollar bills are approximately 6 inches. If we lay two of them end to end against Billy's cock, we can tell if it's over or under 12 inches."
Out comes Jay's wallet and two bills. Laid end to end, they portrayed a length that was obviously super human. Seeing that length actually stretched out on the pub's varnished table, caused Jay to waver a bit on his previous statements.
"Well, he's at least 12 inches," says Jay. "Can I amend my bet to be 12 inches instead of 14?"
"Sure," I offer generously. "Those bills laid out there on the table have reminded me just how unlikely it is that he's actually that great in size."
Billy has remained mysteriously silent up to this point of the wagering. "How am I supposed to get it up to measure it?" he says. "It's not 14 inches in it's current state!"
"Hey,everyone," I begin as I rise from the table, not ignoring Billy, but rather contemplating this dilemma. "You guys want to continue this party at my house?"
Billy and Jay's eyes widen a bit, realizing that we'll soon be somewhere private enough to settle this bet. I'll bet Jay is squirming in his Levi's. He knows he's lost his paycheck! It's not that I'd hold him to that wager or anything. I mean, it's his livelihood. I couldn't deprive a man of that. I just wanted to be right. Or to be wrong and see the biggest piece of meat I'd ever had the opportunity to lay my eyes on.