"YOU MOTHER FUCKER!" Hugh could actually hear Lisa capitalizing her words into the phone.
"You mother fucking son of a bitch!" Lisa continued "This is the third time you have cancelled my birthday dinner AND this was to celebrate our anniversary too!"
Lisa was on her customary Saturday bike ride but had pulled over and was panting into the phone in anger. Hugh had gone into the office to "clear up a few things" before they left for a week in Hawaii. Like every other time Hugh had been drafted into a last minute "you're the only person for the job" cancellation. He didn't even try to say he'd make it up.
"Look they promised me accelerated partner review if I did this. This is my dream."
"We don't need the money! Leave and go work for a client! They all love you! And it isn't like I don't make a good salary!"
Hugh told her his flight to New York was being called and hung up.
Lisa had been hoping to use a break from the office would get her husband back. Her plan was to make sure Hugh had at least one orgasm a day so he could see what he was missing at home. Instead he would be in New York tonight and home on Tuesday.
Lisa looked at her silent phone realizing her marriage was over. All Hugh ever did was work. They never had meals together, they never spent weekends together, they never sat on the couch and watched movies together and they most certainly never had sex. The last time Lisa had sex was when she seduced the bartender of a hotel in Colorado Springs four weeks ago.
Lisa knew he was not doing anything behind her back with someone else. This was just life in a corporate law firm. But it also meant that all of the things she wanted to do, Hugh was incapable of doing. He was 100 pounds overweight and the man she had fallen in love with had been a competitive triathlete. She had been one as well and they had fallen for each other training together while at college. Now she saw him only when he got in from work, typically after midnight, Lisa having satisfied any carnal desires with one or more of her vibrator collection. Now all that competitive energy that she loved in Hugh was directed at making partner. He had time for nothing else, including his wife.
Lisa knew her marriage was over.
Lisa took the quickest path home, raging inside about her soon to be ex husband. She had some vague idea about a revenge fuck to start her single life. She passed a few bars on her ride home but it was too early for man hunting. She turned the corner onto her block and saw before her a possible solution to her problem. Her neighbor's son Colin O'Shea was home from college and he had with him Colin's high school friend, Vinnie D'Stefano.
Lisa had first seen them when she moved in next door. They were a pair of horny 18 year old high school seniors back then and more than once she had caught them looking out Colin's bedroom window at her when she was by her pool. She made it a point to wear only the hottest bikinis and would tease and flirt with them outrageously once they got into college. She was just beginning to resent Hugh's marriage to his law firm then. More than once she had the thought of doing both of these hot guys pushed her into ecstasy while masturbating.
Both these guys were on their college rugby team and Lisa was reminded of how muscular that made them. They were working in Colin's front yard when she rode up and waived. She made it a point to get off her bike and bend over and stretch as Colin shut off the lawnmower and Vinnie put down his clippers. They had a wonderful view of her spandex covered ass as they approached. Lisa always loved the fact that riding the bike gave her such great legs and butt.
The both were only shorts. Their bare chests and muscular legs gleamed with sweat. They were both powerfully muscular in that tough, manly rugby player way. She lay down her bike and gave them each a hug that lasted a bit longer than "neighbor friendly."
"Welcome home! How was school? How did your team do?" She asked cheerfully while wondering if these guys realized what hunks they were. She took off her helmet and rubbed the sweat off her brow by pulling up her jersey, giving full view of her flat, rock hard abs. She considered going down to her sports bra but thought it best with other neighbors in sight.
They made small talk about school, their teams 6 and 6 record and other chit chat.
"Dad has you working I see." Lisa observed.
"Oh, Dad and Mom went to San Francisco this weekend to pick up my sister at Stanford. He just wants it done when he gets back." Colin replied.
"This may work out really well" Lisa was thinking. Colin's house had the only view into her yard. With no one home, they were guaranteed absolute privacy at her pool.
"You boys are so industrious" Lisa smiled. "How much more work do you have?"
"About 45 minutes, maybe an hour." Answered Vinnie. He gave her a nervous smile. Lisa knew he was wondering if every dream he dreamed, looking at her in a bikini out of Colin's window, might just somehow come true.
"Then when you're done come over to the pool and have a beer with me." She smiled. "Maybe smoke a joint?"
"You use weed?" Colin exclaimed.
"Yes. Not outside because your parents might see. But they are gone and so we can smoke by the pool. Did you have plans? And don't bother to change"
"Because you both looking fucking hot with those shorts and no shirts" she thought.
"We were just going to watch a movie so no plans." Colin stuttered, caught in the same unreal feeling as Vinnie.
"Cool! See you then. Just come back to the pool."
She had just enough time to shower off, put on makeup, her hottest bikini with the halter top push-up top to really show off her firm (if fake) breasts. It had been money well spent. There was not much she could do suffering from bike helmet hair, so she pulled her long brown hair into a sexy French braid.
Hugh would be back on Tuesday and she was mentally preparing revenge fucks for today, Sunday and Monday. Colin and Vinnie by the pool would be her first threesome ever, if things went according to plan. Then that bass singer in the church choir was really cute, so maybe get him out for a brunch and figure out how to get him back home. She knew that would be easy as she'd seen the way he checked her out at coffee hour after services. For Monday, how about that cute nerd who works for that consulting company down the hall (her real estate office shared a floor with a computer consulting company) . Lisa knew she could fake some issue on her home systems and ask him to come over to help.
The important thing was that Hugh would know. She would tell him the marriage was over tonight, after she was stoned and orgasmed out from Vinnie and Colin. She would deliberately leave the used condoms in the garbage for Hugh to find -- at least that was her revenge fantasy at this point -- so Hugh would know just what other men thought of what he had thrown away. These were revenge fucks after all.
She pulled on her sexiest sandals -- the ones with 4 inch heels, made sure there was beer in the fridge and vodka in the freezer then grabbed her concentrate vape pen and stash of marijuana and headed out to the pool. She had grabbed a bottle of soda water for now. She lounged at the pool in a comfortable pose that also really showed off her body. Her breast stood out over her flat stomach and her long legs shaped by countless miles on a bike were accented by those stripper heels. They looked hot to strut in, they slipped off easily and it was ok for them to go in the pool if that happened. The only thing the pose did not show off was her butt, however she would make sure they saw that.
She had taken a few vape pen hits and was feeling mellow as she packed the bowl of her pipe to share when Colin and Vinnie came through the gate. She pretended not to notice them as they paused and looked at her body.
"Oh! Hi guys!" she bounced up and strutted over to give them each a hug hello. They were both still glistening with sweat. Vinnie had put on an old tee shirt but Colin remained bare chested. They looked incredibly hot to her. Just what she needed.
She gave them each a hug and a kiss on the cheek, lifting her leg as she did so her thigh gently brushed their crotches. She definitely felt Vinnie's stir.
"You guys look like you can use a beer. Follow me." She said as led them into the kitchen and opened the fridge. She chose blonde ale for herself while the guys both took IPAs. She served them in proper glasses. She only served the good craft beers in her home and was proud of it.
"To having lots of fun this summer." She toasted with an evil grin. "Let's go out by the pool and get really fucking high, shall we?"
Both guys stood frozen looked at her aghast.
