1. Introduction
"Let's talk sex," Jane said, suddenly.
There was a brief silence.
Carol, Pat and Linda looked at each other, then at Jane.
"Well, what's wrong with that?" Jane said defensively. "Don't you get tired of this chit chat about movies 'n stuff? I do."
"But, Jane," Pat said. She was the definitive brunette. "Think where we are."
She looked around. The IHOP was mostly empty and the booths nearby unoccupied. Still!
"What? You're all ashamed? Of sex?"
"People will hear," Carol said. She was the definitive blonde, long hair thrown over one shoulder.
"So?"
"It's embarrassing," said Linda.
"Why? What's wrong with talking sex? Everybody does it, you know."
"But they don't talk about it," Pat said. "Not in public, at least."
"Well they should. And some do. I once sat in the next booth while a couple discussed the night they'd just spent together. Sounded like a 'first night'. But plenty of action."
"A redhead, probably. Like you," Carol said to Jane, a trifle sardonically.
"You got a charge from that?" Pat asked Jane.
"Well .. No actually. It was practically a monologue, she telling him what he'd done wrong, how Pete had done it 'this way', and Simon 'that way'.. Tell the truth I felt sorry for the guy. He hardly said a word. She was obviously an extreme narcissist."
"Sounds like a nympho!" Carol said,
"Why? Because she liked a lot of sex?"
"Just sounded obsessed with it."
"Well she was focused on herself, not doubt about that."
There was silence for a moment. Then Linda said, timidly,
"Look, if we're going to talk sex, then fine. But someplace else."
"Like where?" Jane said.
"Well ... er ... we could go to my place. Not enough chairs, though," Linda added, perhaps hoping this was sufficient to snuff the idea.
"Great!" Jane said. "To hell with the chairs. We'll sit on the floor. Let's pick up some Chardonnay and have some fun."
2. Linda's place
Linda was the only one of the four who had her own apartment. It was tiny, but she preferred to live alone. Linda's hair was neither blonde nor brunette but sort of brownish, and she had not lost entirely the freckles that had plagued her as a teenager. She thought of herself as plain, especially when compared with the other three, who were assuredly not. They knew they were attractive and all three, especially Jane, were not above flirting with a guy, then leaving him peremptorily with his tongue hanging out. They turned down ten dates for every one they accepted.
Linda was rarely approached. This was not because she didn't like sex, or was prudish about it. Not at all. Alone in her apartment, she masturbated long and often and her collection of toys would have done credit to a porn studio. But this was a private side of her. It was not apparent to others, either in her body language or in the clothes she wore.
Linda managed to find four glasses, which she punctiliously washed and dried. She possessed no cork-screw, but that did not matter. The wine bottles had screw tops. The table was shoved into a corner, the coverlet pulled from the bed and spread out on the floor along with all the cushions and pillows Linda could find. She'd produced candles. A nice touch. They flickered, then burned steadily. A soft, soothing light. Romantic.
The girls settled, sipping wine. They'd bought four bottles. One each.
"Not bad," Pat said, "for three bucks."
There was an awkward silence.
"Well go on, then," Carol said, aiming in Jane's direction.
"What?"
"Talk sex. That's what you wanted isn't it?"
"Sure. Ok. Let's talk sex."
She hesitated. Carol, Pat and Linda were looking at her expectantly.
"Well, go on then," Carol repeated.
"Look," said Jane at length. "If this is going to work we need to get in the mood."
"We are," Carol said, replenishing her wine glass pointedly. "Go on. Get on with it."
"No I mean really."
"What, really?"
Pause.
"How about we start by getting naked?"
"What!?
"Get real!"
"Why not? It's hot as hell in here. Be more comfortable, anyway."
Pause.
"It's not as though we haven't seen each other before, like, in the shower after volleyball."
"That's different," Carol said.
"Yeah! This is, well, a bit intimate," Pat said.
Linda said nothing. She was terrified.
"I don't mean do .. stuff," Jane said. "What's wrong with being nude? Hell, if I had my own place I'd never wear clothes. And I don't use underwear anyway," she continued, and raised her skirt to prove it.
Which proved also that red was her natural hair color.
"Well please yourselves. I'm going to anyway," Jane said, slipping off her blouse and unhooking her skirt. She was not fibbing. No bra either. In a few seconds, Jane regained her pose, leaning on the cushions and sipping her wine, naked except for a bangle on her left wrist.
The other three stared at her as though she were a ghost.
"Come on then. Let's talk sex," Jane said.
Pat looked at Carol, and Carol looked at Pat. Jane's body was slender, small breasts with pronounced nipples, a flat stomach, long, slim legs. They did not for a moment admit to themselves that the sight aroused them, just shrugged as if to say 'Hell, I'm not ashamed of what I've got.' Both wore underwear, a minor impediment. In ten seconds, they'd sprawled out in the soft cushions on the coverlet, Carol naked except for a pendant around her neck. Pat wore only an ankle bracelet.
"Cheez, you guys," Jane said. "Look at those red lines. Why d'you do that to yourselves?"