Emptying The Sexual Bucket List Ch 01

All of the characters in the story are fictional, consensual, and overage!

May 10th!! My birthday. What was I gonna do on my birthday? I didn't really know as I really did not have a bunch of friends to hang out with, nor so much money that I could go to a nice tropical place for my birthday. Anyway, I was sitting at my desk, finishing up the last 15 minutes of work, a little down, when a text came in from one of my two best friends, Wendy.

"Hey you up for some fun tonight?"

" I was starting to think you forgot me!" 😢

"Oh ye of little faith! I would never forget you, love!" ❤️

😘

"Go home and take a good shower, put on some nice casual clothes, and get ready for a super fun celebration! Steve and I will pick you up at 6:30pm!"

"Will do! Thanks, sweetheart!"

❤️

I spent the last 10 minutes of the day, tidying up my desk, shutting everything down, and getting ready to get the heck out of there! My birthday fell on a Friday this year, so I figured that would make it extra fun since I wouldn't have to worry about getting up in the morning to go to work. I wondered what Steve and Wendy had in store for me, but they were my best friends in the world so I knew it would be fun!

i rolled home, poured myself a nice tequila on the rocks and sat on the couch for a half hour watching the sports channel before getting undressed and jumping in the shower. Showers were always a very sensual experience for me, as it not only relaxed me, but also turned me on! As the water came to a good temperature I slid underneath the stream and sighed in pleasure. I put my head back under the water and allowed it to completely cover me. As I did this, I started slowly stroking my cock, making it start to rise to the occasion. Within a few seconds, my 8 1/2 inch cock that was also pretty thick, was completely up and raring to go! I had a feeling that tonight's festivities would be pretty interesting, so I didn't want to take everything to completion, but little bit of a tease of myself to get me in the mood wouldn't hurt at all!!

I soaped up my body, continuing to stroke my cock, washing everywhere. As I came around to my ass, I slid one soapy finger inside and it made my cock jump. An old girlfriend had introduced me to anal pleasure when she was giving a blow job several years before. At the time, it was probably the blowjob of my life at the age of 30! She was taking my entire cock down her throat and sucking it with immense passion! Just as I was getting to the point of blowing the top of her head off, she had reached into her purse and grabbed a silver bullet vibrator and slid it straight up my ass! I came undone! I never had an orgasm so amazing in my life! That led me down a path of pleasing myself that eventually led to an opportunity to have some random sex while on a business trip with a man who had a 9 inch cock! I went for it! It felt so good as I rode his cock and beat mine at the same time! We came together with guttural screams and a whole bunch of cum! I guess I mostly consider myself straight, with a wild bisexual side that flares up every once in a while!

I've had sex with a man a few times over the years in between, and it was always a good time, but my preference is still women. I will say, though, my ultimate fantasy is a combination of both! I would love to be eating a beautiful pussy on a beautiful woman, and at the same time, getting fucked hard by a huge cock on a good looking man, and they both cum at the same time! That would be exquisite!

Just thinking about that fantasy in the shower, as I was slowly stroking my soapy cock, almost took me over the edge! I backed off, rinsed off, and got out of the shower. I threw on a nice pair of jeans and a casual polo shirt that I left untucked. I was actually in very good shape, so the shirt accentuated the muscles that I had spent many years in the gym building. I looked good and felt good! It was my birthday! 😊

Right on time, as always, Steve and Wendy rang my doorbell. I opened up the door to my two best friends in life and we all gave each other big hugs and of course the happy birthdays being said. Steve also shook my hand, kind-of a bro hug thing, but Wendy gave me a happy birthday kiss that I hadn't expected. We have been friends for about 10 years, and had never gone anywhere sexually. This kiss, however, just about curled my toes and made my cock start to twitch! She sensuously locked lips with me for a long 10 seconds before sliding her tongue in between my lips for another 10 to 15 seconds in an internal dance/tongue wrestling match! As she withdrew her tongue, I expected her to back away, but she kept her lips against mine for another long while. At that point we had both opened our eyes and were staring deeply into each other. When she finally pulled back, she gave me a very smoky look, and said "Happy birthday, my dear friend! I hope this night will be amazing for you!"

I stuttered out "Wow! Too bad it's not my birthday every day!"

I invited them in and asked Wendy if we had time for a drink before we got going to whatever it is they were surprising me with. Wendy said that we did, so I poured drinks all around. Tequila on the rocks for me, a nice Cabernet for Wendy, and a beautiful bourbon that I had just picked up especially for Steve. He loved his good bourbons! We fell into our normal easy pattern of talking to each other that comes with long experience and closeness. We talked about our workdays, the weather, politics, and otherwise just joked around and enjoyed each other's company.

Wendy then sat back, crossed her legs, and looked at me for a long moment. "Tell me, Jeff, if you had a bucket list of sexual experiences that you wanted to complete, what would the top five be right now?"

I laughed and said "Wow, sweetie, subtle subject change!! I got whiplash from that one!" We all laughed at that, and Wendy blushed a little bit. I sat back and thought about it for a few long seconds and then I told her, "I'll answer your question though."

"Well, you guys know me well enough to know some of my sexual exploits, and also not to judge me to harshly on anything I would say here. My ultimate fantasy has always been that I would be able to eat a beautiful pussy on a beautiful woman at the same time I am being fucked hard by a good looking man with a really big dick, and they both cum at the same time drenching me inside and out!" Both Steve and Wendy looked at each other with wide eyes, gasped and said "Damn!"

I said, "That would be number one on the list!"

"Fuck, that's hot!" Wendy whispered.

"I think so too! Number two on the list would be to have sex with two women at the same time. I haven't done that yet and I would love to be with two women that are into each other, as well, so they could be making out and playing with each other while one sat on my face, and the other one sat on my cock!"

Both Steve and Wendy were squirming a little bit in their seats. I looked into Steve's lap and noticed that he had a very pronounced bulge in his casual pants. "And number three?" Steve asked?

"Number three would be me going the other way. As you both know, I have been with a man before, but I've never been with two. I would love to take a nice sized cock down my throat all the way, at the same time a really big cock is rearranging my insides!"

Steve adjusted his cock in his pants to slide it down his leg a little bit, and I realized that he was packing quite a bit down there. That made my cock twitch and come to semi hardness! Wendy was sitting across from me in a very short skirt, and I noticed that she was moving her legs together and apart a few times. Because of my angle I was able to notice that she was not wearing any underwear at all and I got glimpses of a beautiful shaved pussy right in front of me. That did the job to get me the rest of the way hard!

"Number four?" Wendy croaked out, her voice breaking.

"Number four would be a DP. I would love to be part of double penetrating a gorgeous woman, and it would make it even better if another man was up top to make her airtight!"

Wendy had now put her hands slightly between her legs and was squeezing them. She said in awe, "I've never done that before, but it sounds fucking amazing!"

The way she said that made me sit up and take notice a little bit. It's not like I have never noticed that Wendy was a beautiful woman because I had. But we had become such good friends so quickly that nothing else ever creeped in there besides friendship. All of a sudden, though, I was looking at this gorgeous woman in a more sexual nature. It would not have surprised me if she had gotten up off of the chair she was sitting in and there was a wet spot on it! She was so excited right now, and literally quivering with sexual energy! Wendy was a tall woman at 5'10", about a buck fifty, with gorgeous C cup breasts, legs for days, and a really nice ass! I mean a REALLY NICE ASS! I had never wanted to see her naked before, but now I really wanted to see her naked! I knew she would look amazing, too!

"Number five! Just a good old-fashioned orgy! Swinging dicks and soaked pussies everywhere!!"

"I think that's the best top five I've ever heard! It sure beats the hell out of mine! Although, after hearing that, I'll have to change mine!" said Steve.

"Me too!" said Wendy.

I laughed at both of them, finished my tequila, and said "Well, what are the plans for tonight?"

"Dinner first! Have you been to Emilio's Steaks and Seafood yet?" said Wendy, obviously the planner of it all.

"I have not! It sounds amazing!"

"Awesome! After that, I have a good friend who runs a private club, and we have been invited to go there and party with them!"

"Very cool! What kind of club? A dance club? A gambling club?"

"Well...lets just say that there will be music and mingling, in a very...uninhibited way. I will say no more. It's a surprise, silly!!"

"Hmmm...okay, I guess. A surprise it is, then!"

"Sweet!! We have reservations at 7:30pm, so let's get going!"

Steve and I nodded our ascent, and we all got up, put our glasses in the sink, and headed out the door to Wendy's car. I was a little apprehensive about what the surprise would be given the conversation that we just had, but I knew they both loved me and it would be fun."

"Shotgun!" I yelled as we all approached Wendy's Mercedes sedan.

We were approaching from the driver's side, so I politely opend Wendy's door and held it for her as she stepped into the driver's seat. She sat, then brought one foot at a time into the car. The result was a nice long look at her beautifully bare, shaved pussy! The action of sitting made her obviously moist nether lips wink open at me! My jaw dropped, and i unabashedly stared at her for a long couple seconds. She moved her other leg into the car with exaggerated slowness that was obviously deliberate. After a deep breath, I slowly brought eyes up to hers, scanning her gorgeous body as I went. when i finally looked her in the eyes, she winked at me and said "Aww, what a gentleman!" in about the sexiest voice I had ever heard!

I sputtered out a "You are very welcome, my lady" and closed her door.

FUUUUCK!!! What was that about??!?! I could have drilled for oil with how hard I suddenly got!!!

As I walked around to the other side to get in the passenger front seat door, Steve was standing there waiting at his door with a shit-eating grin on his face!

"Well, she certainly has had an effect on you! Nice package, my brother!" Steve said as he was laughing.

He kept laughing, turned around and got into the backseat of the car. I just stood there like a fish out of water, gaping my stupid mouth open! What the hell was going on with my two best friends??

I finally came to my senses enough to jump in the car and shut the door. I turned around to look partially at Steve in the backseat and partially at Wendy in the front seat and said, "OK dammit! What the hell gives?? Us three have never talked about anything sexual between us besides comparing notes on exploits! Now all of a sudden, Wendy is flashing me and giving me a wink like it's no big deal and you're talking about my package!"

Wendy turned in her seat and looked at me with a confused look on her face that I knew was bullshit! As she turned, I noticed that she had spread her legs enough to give me just a millimeter shy of another look at her pussy again. at the same time,

Steve gave me the same bullshit confused look and said "I don't know what you're talking about my friend."

I looked at them both for a long minute back-and-forth, including, I must admit, a couple surreptitious glances down towards Wendy's crotch, and finally said "OK, let's go to dinner."

"Excellent!" Wendy said. She spun just a little bit towards me again, flashing her pussy, and then spun back in her seat like nothing ever happened, put it in gear and we went went. Damn, was I super fucking horny!!

Dinner was amazing! Wendy and Steve spared no expense to treat me to an amazing birthday meal! The appetizer consisted of bacon wrapped shrimp with an amazing sauce and also deep fried scallops that were surprisingly good! The main course was a fillet, 12 ounces, with a beautiful horseradish sauce over the top! We of course, got salads and also a soup which was a French onion, my favorite, and they did a phenomenal job with it. And then the dessert was a crème brûlée, of which I am a big fan. Along with all of that, wine and other assorted cocktails, including my favorite tequila! Wendy had talked to the restaurant in advance to make sure that they had a bottle in just for me since they didn't normally sell it! Wow, what a treat!! I think about halfway through the meal I had forgotten all about the prior conversations, confusions, and weirdness!

By 10 PM the restaurant was starting to get quiet and we were enjoying the last of our wine before we went to the next phase of the birthday. Wendy let me know that we would be at the club by 11 PM so we just relaxed, decided on one more bottle, and enjoyed each other's company. Since we were staying late, Wendy assured the waiter that we would be tipping her extra special. Wendy always did the classy thing! At about 10:30 PM, we swallowed the last of our wine, paid the tab, and bid our waitress a beautiful evening.

We went out to the car and once again I opened Wendy's door for her. This time, she very demurely put both legs into the car together. She turned to wink at me again as I shut the door. Weird!

I saw Steve chuckling as he hopped in his side of the car. Weird! We drove for about 20 minutes into a warehouse district. We pulled up to a very nondescript building, parked the car, and walked over towards the entrance, which was on the side, kind of hidden from view. There were about 10 or so people standing outside, waiting to get in at the stroke of 11:00 PM. We were about 12th in line and walked in very happily right at 11:00 PM.

We walked inside after paying the cover fee, into what looked like a locker room in an upscale gym. There were wood-paneled lockers in a large room and each of them had keys with a necklace attached to them. It was pretty easy to tell that you were supposed to use the locker and then keep the key around your neck while you were in the facility. Inside the locker on fine stationary was a note that read:

"Welcome to the Sexual Freedom Club! Please leave your clothes and valuables in the locker and exit this room to your left in only your underwear. This is a judgement-free zone, and we are excited that you are here. We ask that you keep the key around your neck at all times so that there is no confusion as to somebody's items being taken. Enter and enjoy your fantasies coming true!"

I turned around to look for Wendy and Steve, and they were standing at their lockers in only their underwear. Steve was in a set of boxer briefs that really accentuated the fact that he had a long, thick dick. Wendy was standing next to him in a pretty, fire engine red, lacy bra with a matching lacy thong that she obviously took out of her purse, because she wasn't wearing it earlier when she teased him.

Wendy looked at him with a smile on her face and said, "Are you joining us, birthday boy?"

I grunted out something unintelligible, and proceeded to strip down to my boxer briefs. I felt very fortunate at that point that I wouldn't be embarrassed in front of my best friend. Steve seemed to have a good size package. Mine was larger than average, at a full 8 1/2" hard, and about as thick as an energy drink can, I felt good about it. Were we really walking into a sex club?? Holy crap!

I gestured for Wendy to go first, to be a gentleman, and because my nerves were clanging like a cracked bell! I also really wanted to take a look at her ass in that thong! I was not disappointed in anyway whatsoever! Wow, what an ass she has! We walked into a feast for the eyes and senses! Everywhere I looked, there were women and men of all shapes and sizes, in every color of underwear, you could imagine! As I had taken my time getting undressed, there were at least 30 people in the room at that point, and more were coming in as we stood there. A barely-clad man and woman walked up to us and offered glasses of champagne, which we all gratefully accepted. We touched our glasses in cheers, and Wendy said "To a birthday we'll never forget!"

Just then, a man looking like he may be the Master of Ceremonies, stepped to the middle of the room and chimed his class with the edge of a small knife. Everyone else followed suit with their locker keys for a few seconds, and the room rang with the sound of fine crystal. After it quieted down, he said "Welcome, welcome! You are here in this place of the Sexual Freedom Club, and it is a safe place! Let us go over some ground rules to begin our festivities. Many different sexual fantasies will be fulfilled this night, but there is one firm and fast rule! No truly does mean no! If someone says no, you cease and desist immediately! No 1000% means no! The one other rule is that if you make a big mess, please clean it up. We are not your mother, although she may certainly be here!"

The crowd erupted with laughter at that joke, but as I looked around the room, I saw a few knowing looks. Crazy!

"Respectful and caring attitudes shall rule throughout this club all night! I give you fair warning! You don't want to end up on city street, bleeding, without your clothes, I promise you! As you were instructed, I assume that you all had a meal before you came here. Therefore, we won't bother with food right now, but there will be hors d'oeuvres served at 3 AM., and drinks available all night. For the next half hour we ask you to keep most of what you have on. Mingle, engage in conversation with those you are attracted to and get to know them. This way there is less pressure than if you were both naked trying to connect. At 11:30 PM however, all bets are off! Have fun, enjoy, and let the games begin!"

I turned to Wendy and Steve asking, "How many times have you guys done this?"

Steve said, "We have each done it once. Separately. I got a chance to meet James, the host that you just heard speak, about a year ago. Over time, we formed a friendship. That eventually led me to come here about a month or two ago. Wendy, I believe, met him probably about three months ago, but given the fact that she is sexy as fuck, it didn't take her as long to get invited into the fold as it did for me! Her first time was two weeks ago."

"I never knew you thought Wendy was sexy." I said.

"I'm one of her best friends, Jeff, not fucking blind!" Steve mockingly said.

"True enough, true enough! I did notice she had a really sweet ass in that thong!" I said.

"Right?!?!" Steve said with a wink at Wendy.

"I'm still here, morons!" Wendy said with a laugh, and we all joined in.