DUELING DOUBLES
If you ask what is my favorite thing to do, I'd have to be honest and admit it is sex. Missionary sex, cowgirl, anal, oral, shower, kitchen-counter sex, standing, kneeling, spooning, breakfast-table sex, hot tub fucking, backseat, front seat, or hurried handjobs, it doesn't matter. I just love sex of any kind. Even by myself, fantasy, masturbatory whacking off is great. I guess I am what a lot of people would call depraved, sexually addicted, or degenerate. If sex is wrong, I am flawed.
I had a lot of fantasies growing up, but the first real sexual encounter was with Darlene after my eighteenth birthday party when we adjourned to backseat of her mother's car, when she agreed to show it to me and handed me a flashlight. I was so fascinated that I didn't hear her mother open the car door. I did hear her shriek and I am pretty sure I will never stop hearing it, although now after forty years it doesn't wake me up in the middle of the night anymore.
My time with Darlene came to a screeching halt that night in the Packard, but I still remember the sight of that beautiful feature when I shined the flashlight on her prize. I think that was when I decided I would keep looking at those body parts for as long as I have my sight, which is dwindling every day now, but if I close my eyes, there is Darlene sitting on the seat with her dress up and her panties down, giving me the greatest show on earth.
My second most memorable sight was with Julia when she let me reach under her sweater and feel what filled an actual brassiere. After feeling it for awhile, she actually let me turn the lights on inside the car and take a look at those luscious orbs. They were tiny but magnificent to me, and like Darlene's muff I have never forgotten the sight of them.
I have seen a lot of them since that night, but none compare to those nubile little mounds of young womanhood and the vaginal cleft in the Packard. Julia's nipples were so small that they barely made a pump on that youthful chest. She was so proud of them, I could tell, and she took in a deep breath to show them off, to lift them enough so I could appreciate their loveliness.
When I ran into her after her third child they weren't tiny anymore. They sagged from being full of nutrient for three little people who sucked on them daily, and perhaps a dad or two, until they weren't little mounds any longer. The sight of them that first night was certainly a memorable moment.
The first time I ever actually entered the body of another person was when Linda let me take her panties off in the tack room at the stables where she boarded her horse. It went from panties off, to legs open wide, to sliding inside, actually pushing steadily until I busted through. Once inside there was not a lot of time between "I'm in" and "Oh damn, I came." I think maybe less than three minutes, maybe even less.
My first date-sex was with Sally Sue after the basketball ball game under the bleachers in the stadium. We crawled under the side where there was enough space to crawl under and I was sure she expected something to happen under there because she let me bring the blanket. We each pulled the other person's clothes off and hurried like enflamed and rutting rabbits eager to breed.
She almost fell to the ground and when she hit her legs were open wide and she was so wet I was almost vacuum sucked into her yawning cleft. I was moving my hips so fast I am surprised I lasted a whole five minutes, but I did, I think. We worried for a couple of weeks, waiting for her period to arrive, and when it did we almost threw a party.
"What are you so happy about?" my mother asked that night, happy to see me cheerful for a change.
"It is just a nice day," I said, not convincing her.
My two marriages had very different beginnings, and their endings were somewhat the same. On my first honeymoon things went to hell quickly, and the bride wasn't pleased and the marriage was not consummated for quite some time. It took one month for us to stay in the same house, as she stormed out on our wedding night because she was displeased with the caterer, and she didn't like the attitude of the wedding planner.
It seems the food was over cooked, at least the bride thought so, and the wedding planner expected to be paid even if the bride wasn't happy with the flowers. Those two things caused her to bolt and to be not seen again for thirty days. She wasn't answering her phone and not staying in our rented house.
In fact, I didn't see her for a whole month, and I was figuring the marriage was over, even though we'd said our "I do's," even kissed, although it wasn't a very warm kiss. How did I hook up with a woman so picky and hard to please? Just lucky, I guess.
We had met at a house warming for my best friend and we got paired up for party games. She didn't like the hostess and decided that I was the one she needed to complain to, and like a boob I listened. I guess my listening made me seem like a good catch and we became an item, even though I wasn't sure about it.
She began planning our wedding after just a few dates. Like a chucklehead, I didn't protest and I found myself engaged before I knew it. However, the marriage fell apart even before it really started. So our wedding night never became a thing. After a month she showed up and wanted to have our honeymoon after all.
She apologized and I forgave her, we went to bed and actually made love until she found my snoring not to her liking. The marriage ended that night, as it took me two tries to find out we were just not compatible.
My second wedding went off without a hitch. I found a woman who liked sex as much as I did. Our wedding night went on until morning and we must have fucked twenty times. I was as spent as an empty fire extinguisher, and it took me two days to recover.
Not only was our marriage consummated, it was celebrated, reinstated, and silver plated. It was a sexual Super Bowl and had two winning teams. We fucked so much that neither of us could walk for two days. We did not leave the room, only calling for room service three times a day.
The problem was, there was not much other than sex. We didn't enjoy the same movies, the same food, or the same music. We didn't talk a lot, and we didn't do much together. After three years we just mutually decided to go separate ways. There wasn't any rancor, there just wasn't any good reason to stay together.
I guess that is the fate of way too many marriages, they just don't have much other than sex. The sex was good, don't get me wrong, but we just came to realize life is more than just fucking.
My first attempt at a threesome came about after two failed marriages and a stint in the army. I was at Fort Campbell Kentucky and a friend had a girlfriend who was interested in a manage a trios. She was one hot lady who he just couldn't keep satisfied. Eventually she came right out and asked him to bring another guy into their bed.