This is not how today was supposed to go. Sitting in a bar and drinking my sorrows away is not the way anybody should celebrate their 18th birthday. I was sipping my beer and since I don't really like the taste of alcohol, my plan to drink myself into oblivion was pretty much poured down the drain.
My sister Carol, the one who dragged me out today, had abandoned me. She was dancing with her boyfriend, her head tilted back in laughter as she laughed at something he said. I envied her. I wanted to leave this place. After all I had no business in places like this now or in the future, not unless I choose the other option. I shivered at the thought.
"What's a beautiful girl like you doing looking so sad," said a masculine voice behind me.
I knew who it was before I could turn around to face him.
"Go away Chad. I'm not in the mood for your teasing today," I said sharply.
Chad was one of my sister's friends who liked to tease me incessantly and drive me insane. Unfortunately for me the jerk was handsome and I was harbouring a secret crush over him. Yeah, my mind is really stupid.
"Come on Vi. Don't be like that," he said pouting those lush pink lips at me. I growled under my breath. Those damn puppy dog eyes get me every single time.
"My boyfriend broke up with me," I said hoping that would please him and he would leave me alone. But since I wasn't so lucky, Chad settled down into the barstool next to mine and gave me faux sympathetic expression.
"Oh! Poor little Violet! She finally got rid of that worthless little shit she called a boyfriend," he said mockingly. How is it I wanted to kill him and kiss him senseless at the same time? I glared at him and got up from my stool.
"I'm leaving," I bit out and grabbed my purse.
"Hey, I was just kidding," he said grabbing my hand and pulling me between his legs. I placed my hands on his chest to balance the sudden movement and marvelled at the rock hard pecs. How would it feel crushed against my breasts? My nipples tightened in excitement. His hands settled on my back and he began rubbing small circles making an involuntary shudder pass through me. Chad of course noticed and smirked.
"But seriously, Chris and I always thought he wasn't good enough for you and we are genuinely happy you got rid of that douche bag. What really happened between you two? Your sister didn't mention it" he asked curiously.
Suddenly I felt cold inside in spite of Chad holding me close. The truth made my eyes brim with tears.
"My life's over," I choked out.
"Hey just because you broke up with with one guy doesn't make it the end of the world," Chad said firmly, pulling me up into his lap. I was finally sitting in the lap of my crush but I couldn't feel a thing. He would change his mind if he knew the truth.
"It is the end of the world! I can't have sex!" I insisted.
"What?" he asked incredulously. "Are you a lesbian?"
Trust Chad to find joke about everything. I glared at him, wiping my eyes furiously.
"No, you idiot! I have two vaginas!" I spit out the painful truth. Chad's face was frozen in shock, his mouth opening and closing like that of a fish. It would have been funny in any other circumstance.
The sad truth is, I have two vaginas separated by a septum. Over the weekend I decided to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of 6 months. Apparently screaming bloody murder when his penis barely entered my vagina scared the crap out of him and when the doctor said 'Septate Vagina and Didelphic Uterus' which means I have 2 vaginas and 2 uteruses (or is it uterii?), it made him run for the hills. Chad was right. He really was a douchebag. My intense fear of needles and sharp items makes me very hesitant about undergoing surgery.
"Its you?" Chad asked astonished.
"What?" I asked confused. Why wasn't he running and calling me a freak?
Chad suddenly started laughing.
"Oh God! This is awesome! I gotta tell Chris," he said and dragged me across the room to where his twin brother Chris, who was identical to him in every way except for his lip piercing. Chris was making out with a redhead I didn't recognise. The boys had a reputation in this town.
"Bro," Chad called out thumping Chris's back. Chris and the girl bumped their heads and cursed while glaring at a grinning Chad.
"Dude! What the hell?" said Chris rubbing his forehead looking pissed off.
While Chad was all smiles and fooling around, Chris was a little more serious and seemed to favour scowling. But the one thing they both agreed on was teasing me. And yes,I did like the both of them. I often wondered how it would feel to kiss Chris with his lip ring on. Or better yet, how good it would be if he went down on me.
"Remember the girl dad talked about?" Chad asked vibrating with enthusiasm.
"Yes. What about her?," Chris answered looking impatient.
"This is her," Chad replied proudly pulling me in front of him.
"This is Violet," Chris said unimpressed.
"Wow! Brilliant observation, Captain Obvious," I said drily as I rolled my eyes. Call me slow but I still didn't understand what was going on.
"Chris, Dad was talking about Violet," Chad told him. I watched Chris as realisation set in and suddenly he seemed super excited. I didn't like that look. His eyes focused on my crotch and I had a realisation of my own. I just remembered that the gynaecologist I went to was their father. And he told them about me!
"What? He told you about me?!" I screeched, not bothering to lower my volume.
"I can't believe this! I'm changing doctors!" I screamed feeling embarrassed and frustrated by the whole situation.
I tried to tug my hand away from Chad but he had a very tight grip on my arm.
"Let me go Chad! I can't believe your dad would do this," I said struggling in his grip.
"You misunderstood the whole situation, Vi. Let me explain," Chad pleaded as he slid one of his arms was around my waist, holding me in place and the other holding my shoulders.
"No, no, no," I said panicking. I just wanted to go home and hide under my bed, possibly forever.
Suddenly a pair of lips pressed into mine shocking me for a moment. I felt the cool metal of the lip ring and instinctively sucked it. Chris moaned as he delved deeper into the kiss. I kissed him back fiercely. My knees began to feel weak but luckily Chad seemed to have no trouble holding me against him. I felt a hardness against my lower back and I rubbed my body against it. Did I just die and go to heaven?
A loud screech interrupted the best kiss of my life. I sagged against Chad's chest dazed.
"See Chad. This is how is how you deal with a hysterical woman," Chris said smirking at me.
The redhead Chris was making out with was shooting daggers at me with her eyes. I couldn't bring myself to care as my mind was still reeling from the amazing kiss.
"What the fuck was that?" the redhead screeched in her shrill tone.
"Sorry babe, I have some things to take care of. Maybe some other time ok?" Chris tried to kiss her cheek but received a loud slap from the girl instead. I couldn't help but giggle at his wide eyed expression. The girl stomped off cursing Chris's very existence. We all watched her take a shot and storm off to the dance floor.
"Alright. Now let's go to the booth and explain things to little Vi here," Chris said as he rubbed his cheek and shrugged off the slap as if it was nothing. I guess it wasn't his first time getting slapped.