This is a depiction of a sex game we played as young adults living together after the guys got out of the Army. We traded parts around but one of the guys had a wonderful Peter Sellers faux German accent. Merkwürdigliebe being German for "strange love."
Dr. Merkwürdigliebe
Samuel was an old-time traditionalist, the Bible told him to be fruitful and multiply, and to marry early and often. He and his three wives had a really good life. Samuel dearly loved his wives and always sought ways to protect them. The Lord had provided his farm with good soil and plenty of rain. He saw nothing in scripture telling him to ignore the benefits of modern science, and so he booked an appointment for his wives with world famous gynecologist Dr. Merkwürdigliebe.
When Samuel and his three wives arrived at the office for their appointment, the acclaimed gynecologist was preparing his "friendly" examination room for his patients. Dr. M.'s practice was the latest and greatest medical advance to happen in the hamlet of Aramea, Utah. To eliminate any and all potential apprehension on the part of his patients, the exam room was decorated as if it were a typical Western Texas master bedroom circa 1970.
Samuel was somewhat taken aback when he entered the comfortable waiting room with his lovely wives, Tammy, Gail and Sharon. Lynn, the very attractive receptionist, was friendly, and said that the doctor was getting everything ready for them. She invited everyone to sit down, and asked if they would like some water or lemonade. Samuel knew that the receptionist's name was Lynn, because although she was completely naked, "Lynn" was written in black grease pencil over her left breast.
It was quite an unusual situation, and Samuel considered leaving. But his wives were sitting comfortably on the sofa, chatting with one another. Besides Doctor Merkwürdigliebe had come very highly recommended, he had recently been the private personal physician for President Merkin Muffley.
Samuel really did not know what to do when Doctor M. came into the waiting room completely naked himself. Naked except for a stethoscope that he wore draped over his shoulders. A stethoscope that looked as if it were hastily made from two Dixie Cups and some dental floss.
"Look now," said Samuel, "I don't wish to be rude, but what the Sam Hill is going on here?"
"Ah, you are our new patients," Dr. M. said in a thick German accent, "allow me to show you around and introduce our staff. We are a very progressive practice. Everything we do here is geared towards making our patients feel completely at home. If they are to be naked, vulnerable and exposed, then the least that we can do is the same. No one is better than anyone else here, If I were wearing pants I would put them on one leg at a time as you do, sir. I merely have a skill you do not, conversely you have skills I do not. Come let us go into the examination room."
"Well," said Samuel, "I suppose..."
But his three wives had already walked through the door into the examination room.
Lynn, the pretty receptionist followed them. Inside of the examination room waiting for them was an equally pretty nurse, and she too was naked. Samuel knew she was a nurse because "Nurse Erica" was written in black grease pencil over her left breast. The nurse and the receptionist asked the three women to remove all of their clothing. and then hung the removed garments in the closet.
"Come now sir," Doctor M. said to Samuel, "we cannot have the women do what we will not."
Reluctantly, Samuel too removed his clothing.
"Very good," said Doctor M., "when we are finished with your wives, Nurse Erica will give you a prostate exam."
Although he had never had one, Samuel had heard of this exam, and a look of consternation was evident on his face.
"Do not worry sir," Doctor M. said, "the way Nurse Erica gives the exam is quite enjoyable, I have one daily. Later she can instruct your wives on how to properly perform the procedure. We believe in sharing knowledge.
"First on today's agenda, we will be performing breast examinations. Now these exams are very, very important. Examining your breasts on your own can be an important way to find any changes that should be brought to your doctor's attention. You ladies are all very lucky to have one another. We will teach each of you, so that you can check one another daily.
"We begin by looking at your magnificent titties in the mirror-"
"Titties?" said Tammy.
"Yes, well we find less formal language to be helpful in making medical procedures more accessible and user friendly," said Doctor M..
"Oh..." said Sharon.
"So first you stand tall, with your shoulders straight," said Nurse Erica, "and with both of your hands on your hips."
Lynn gently placed Gail hands upon her hips, then proceeded to fondle her buttocks. "You have a really nice ass," she said.
"I..." said Gail, "what?"
"Remember," said Doctor M., "to always compliment your wives on their very obvious natural beauty, God has certainly smiled upon you that these magnificent women are yours."
"Now every single breast is unique," said Lynn, "different, even from your other one."
"Yes," said Doctor M., "Lynn here is not so large as Nurse Erica, but notice the difference is far more than size. Each and every breast is unique, and wonderfully different. Erica's breasts have a bulbous shape, Lynn's full and round, Sharon's a perky nature. Gail has pink nipples that stick out like thumbs, Tammy's are small but her dark areola are even bigger than Erica's."
"Lynn's breasts taste like Madagascar vanilla," said Erica looking directly at Samuel. "Please sir, taste them."
"Yes," said Doctor M., "taste is very important. You must each taste one another daily so that you might note any changes."
"Whereas Erica's titties taste like Mexican vanilla," said Lynn, "full bodied and rich, with just a hint of smoke."
Nurse Erica was tasting Tammy's breasts, "A hint of cherry," she said. "I would classify Tammy as Tahitian."
"Erica?" said Doctor M..
Erica tasted Tammy's breasts next. "Definite Tahitian vanilla, I would say Hudson cherry, not Bing."
"Please, please now," said Doctor M., "Gail and Sharon, please taste your sister-wife's breasts. It is important to store the memory of these flavors in your mind. Samuel. Please sir, you love her, do taste her and remember her taste.
"Time is not important, take your time. The time is for Tammy; she is worth it."
After all present has tasted her, they compared notes, and agreed on Tammy's taste. Sharon was next.
"Tonga vanilla," said Lynn, "unmistakable with that hint of raisin undertone, so very sweet."
"Ah yes," said Doctor M., partaking of Sharon's flavor, "definitely Tonga."
But to be certain, Nurse Erica tasted, she concurred. Gail and Samuel went next to catalog Tammy's taste. Doctor M. told them it would take months to ingrain a base flavor, and so the procedure must be repeated daily. The subject of Tammy's monthly cycle was discussed.
"Yes," said Doctor M., "each of you will have specific changes to all of your flavors-"
"All of our flavors?" asked Gail.
"Yes," said Doctor M., "when we are finished with your breast flavors, we will examine vaginal flavors-"
"Vaginal flavors?" Said Samuel.
"Yes," said Doctor M., "you have noticed, no doubt, the subtle differences between the tastes of your wive's vaginal secretions. Each one is unique and uniquely beautiful. You should certainly savor each of them as they are a divine gift. But also you should catalog their uniqueness, so that you might record any differences that develop."
"Ah," said Lynn, leaning back from tasting Gail's breasts. "She tastes of Indonesian vanilla, floral and well balanced.
Samuel tasted his wife's bosom in front of everybody, at first it was a little weird, but then he got used to it. Lynn was right, Gail had a vanilla flower taste. So he tasted Tammy, Samuel could not recall ever having tasted Tahitian vanilla, but he could taste what Lynn referred to as a faint cherry flavor. He went back and forth several times learning to differentiate Tammy's hint of cherry from Sharon's raisin notes. Sharon's Tonga was just a tad sweeter, Tammy's Tahitian a bit more tart.
Doctor M. was impressed at how quickly Samuel was picking up his tutorial, so he asked Samuel to taste Nurse Erica and Lynn as well. It was kind of funny Samuel thought, Nurse Erica had the largest breasts, and those beauties even had a full bodied taste. Their smokiness was noticeable. Lynn's breasts did taste just a bit like the Madagascar vanilla ice cream he remembered eating once at a fancy restaurant in El Paso.
Doctor M., being thorough, double checked each breast present, including those belonging to Lynn and Nurse Erica, before moving on with the examination.
Gail was slow to stand, and looked a little embarrassed as she did finally stand. Nurse Erica noticed the small wet spot on the sheet where she had been sitting.
