The two women came to my door, flogging phone plans.
Now it just so happened that I was interested in two thing right then.
One, my current plan had expired and I was intending to change, not being happy with my previous provider.
Two, I was horny.
I invited them in and they introduced themselves as Alice and Kim. I told them I might be interested and they took their time and went over the various plans. There was one there that suited me down to the ground, and I would have been quite happy to sign up for it. It was a medium price plan, well with my intended budget and a nice sale for them. So I stalled.
I nattered on about a cheaper plan they had on offer, obviously interested in it but waiting to see if they'd offer a sweetener.
Sure enough, along it came. "What can we do to convince you to sign off on this plan, right now?"
I glanced at them and then turned away and coughed.
They prompted again, so I told them.
"I probably shouldn't say this, but if the pair of you get undressed I'm prepared to sign right now while you're naked."
There was immediate consternation and some forced laughter. "We don't do business that way," said Kim. "I'm sorry."
But they hadn't gotten up and walked out, either.
I shrugged and smiled. "Who'd know but us?" I said, "but don't worry, let it go. I'll give the matter some more thought."
I rose to escort them out and they hesitated. They wanted the sale, salesmen always itch to get that signature on the dotted line.
"Um," murmured Alice. "We only have to get undressed and you sign? Nothing else?"
"Nothing else," I said, giving them an amused and teasing look. "I just like to see natural women."
Kim and Alice were looking at each other, trying to read each other's minds. Their looks changed to a determined "I will if you will" look and they nodded.
"OK," said Kim. "We'll do it, but no touching."
I lifted my hands slightly and backed away a little. "No touching," I agreed.
So Alice and Kim got undressed, embarrassed but excited, each bolstering the others courage, both of them slightly flushed at their own daring.
Once they were naked I gave them some properly admiring looks and compliments. It was easy enough to do. They were a pair of tasty dishes.
If you care to print out the contract," I said, "I'll be quite happy to sign right now.