"Dillon? Dillon!" My peripheral vision reappeared. How long had I been staring at Ava's tits? "You're lucky you're so cute, you know that?" Ava giggled as my eyes found hers again. "The way you zone out could be annoying, if I didn't like you so much."
I was glad Ava liked me. She was becoming my best friend at work, in addition to my favorite coworker. I felt kinda bad for ogling her. She just had a knack for making normal street clothes look really good. Today, she was wearing a green translucent blouse, with a neckline that dipped just a little into her cleavage. The black top she wore under it was perfectly professional, but it somehow lifted and accentuated her 34B boobs in such a way that you'd swear she was a cup size bigger and maybe a couple band sizes-
"Hello? It's supposed to be an easy question," Ava teased. How was movie night?"
I had to focus. "It was a lot of fun. We had, umm, a lot of nutella."
"Yummmm! I love nutella! Did you get me invited to the next one?" Ava asked.
"I... forgot to ask," I answered lamely.
"Ugh. You know you're the worst, right?" Ava grinned.
I got caught up reminiscing about the sleepover, the smell of Brittany's skin as I leaned in to lick nutella off her chest, the sight of her going down on my girlfriend for the first time, the feeling of her throat around my dick, the possibility of Ava being part of it next time, and-
"Don't you think that's a good idea, Dillon? If I led a stress-relief workshop for our team? I have a lot of experience with techniques to make my coworkers feel good in the middle of the day. These things can get a little messy, but if people are willing to open up, I really think it would be good for morale."
"That sounds great, Ava. How about next month? We've got a few people out on vacation right now, and that'll give you time to prepare."
"Next month is great!" As usual, Ava was as perky as her tits, if not more so. "I mean, I'm pretty much always prepared for this type of thing, but wouldn't hurt to get a little more practice in." She kept talking about her seminar, but I wasn't paying attention. All I could think about was how I'd like to relieve some stress onto her pretty face.
***
Friday night was another girls' night, but I wasn't invited to this one. It was Brittany's birthday, so they were having a small party for just the besties - no boys allowed.
As the guest of honor in her own home, Brittany was sitting on a kitchen chair they had dragged into the living room and decorated like a throne. The girls had even put a costume crown atop Brittany's brilliantly red hair.
On the floor to her right, was my girlfriend, Hannah. She had grown tired of her electric blue hair, and had dyed it a deep purple instead. Hannah inexplicably seems tall, but in reality, she was only 5'6'. She just gave off tall girl energy, as she likes to say.
Sitting across from Brittany was Zoey. I like all my girlfriend's friends, but I was particularly disappointed to be missing out on seeing Zoey - and I do mean "seeing" Zoey. This girl was an amateur nudist. She would reluctantly wear clothes in public, but never a bra, so I had a pretty good impression of her 34A boobs and her perpetually erect nipples. Zoey was 5'4", black, and looked like a 25 year old Tessa Thompson. In the privacy of Hannah's apartment, Zoey was sitting on the floor, cross legged, fully nude, and freshly shaved. The other girls were accustomed to seeing her like this, with her pussy piercing reflecting the room's only light source: the fireplace.
Next in the circle on the floor was Zoey's roommate Kelsey. These two could not have been any more different, and yet they were such perfect roommates. Kelsey was only 23, but had the biggest tits in the group at 36D. She was a 5'8" brunette, who looked like Hailee Steinfeld, except with a full leg sleeve tattoo inspired by A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte. Kelsey wore clothes regularly, but they were generally skimpy, so as to show off her assets, which she considered to be her tits and her tattoo. The girls often joked about what an irresistible temptation the very straight Kelsey must be for the very lesbian Zoey.
"I'm telling you, things with Dillon have been exceptionally good lately," Hannah was saying. "He's so thoughtful, he's so fun, and I'm having the best sex of my life! I feel closer to him than ever."
"That's so great!" Kelsey encouraged. "What changed?"
"I... I don't know," Hannah hesitated. "But I hope it keeps happening." Hannah wasn't looking, but Brittany smiled at her.
"Yeah, yeah, Hannah's happy about a guy. Are you ready for our gift, Britt?" Zoey asked.
"You're gonna love it!" Kelsey beamed.
Brittany tore through the wrapping of the cylindrical package to reveal the words "Clone-a-Dick."
"Surprise!" Zoey called.
"Just what a lonely slut like you needs," Kelsey accused. "You just pick a dick, get it hard, insert it into the goo, wait a bit for the goo to set, remove the dick, pour in the liquid silicone, wait a bit more, and presto! You've got your own personalized dildo, based on your favorite fuck buddy. The whole thing takes like an hour."
"I love it!" Brittany laughed. "But what if I don't have a fuck buddy to clone right now?"
Zoey answered, "Then you insert your fist up to your elbow and clone that!" The girls all laughed. "I'm sure you'll figure something out."
Brittany pondered the gift throughout the rest of the evening. The girls had a little more wine and gossiped about which celebrity's dick they'd most like to clone (or in Zoey's case, which celebrity's hand). When it got late, Zoey and Kelsey said one final happy birthday and walked back to their apartment. As it was only down a couple floors and to the end of the hall, and it was unlikely too many people would be out at 1AM, Zoey made the trip naked.
Alone in their apartment, Brittany lamented her loneliness. "The Clone-a-Dick is hilarious, but I really don't have anyone to clone. I'm kinda between fuck buddies right now, and even if I had one, what am I gonna ask them to let me stick their dick in this thing for an hour? I don't think they'd agree to it."
Hannah answered slowly. "You know who would agree to it... Dillon."
"Really?" Brittany confirmed rhetorically. "You think Dillon would? And you'd be okay with me sticking his fake dick in my pussy every night?"
Hannah giggled. "Girl, what you do with your pussy and how often is your business! But after what we've been through the last few weekends? Absolutely, I'd be fine with it, and I know Dillon would be too."
With that, the girls began to conspire until they fell asleep together on the couch.
***
I had planned to spend my Saturday playing video games, but how could I turn down an invitation to come over to my girlfriend's apartment? Especially keeping in mind how the last few visits to that apartment had gone and Hannah's instructions to shave all my pubic hair before coming over. I had high expectations as I pulled into their parking lot.
"Hey there, sexy," Brittany purred at me in the doorway.
From deeper in the apartment, I heard my girlfriend call, "The man of the hour!"
"Happy belated birthday," I greeted Brittany with a smile.
"It is now," Brittany flirted back.