"Diet Pop": a new weight loss program with a sexy trainer.
"Honey, are you sure you want to have seconds, your waist isn't getting any smaller you know."
That's my wife, the little woman I married 25 years ago, now a dumpy little five foot two housewife, with no ambition and an extra 100 pounds on her.
"Yeah I know I'm six feet tall and 225 pounds, exactly 20 pounds more than I weighed when we got married, too bad you can't say the same."
Well, I didn't really say that with my outside voice but that is what I was thinking.
Instead I said, "You know sweetie you are right, tomorrow I am going to join that new gym and start working out again. Would you like to join me?"
I already knew the answer but felt obligated to ask.
"Honey you know I hate to exercise."
Right, she hates to exercise, cook, clean and of course sex is out of the question. For a 50 year old woman she sure does have a lot of issues.
The only thing keeping me in this relationship is my two daughters; 17 year old twin girls, one more year and then I am out of here.
As a city firefighter I do get the opportunity to work out at the hall but I am stuck at a plateau. The new gym, "Advance", has been getting some good reviews and a personal trainer is just what I need.
The next morning I park my 4 x 4 truck in the parking lot and walk into the gym with my gym bag. Taking a quick look around it looks like a good mix of people, young and older, new equipment and it looks like a good atmosphere.
"Hi welcome to Advance, is this your first time here?" says the cute little blonde in a tee shirt two sizes too small; she has a name tag 'Cindy' above her perky little tits.
I try to focus on her eyes and answer, "Hi Cindy, yes first time here, do you have personal trainers here?"
"Of course, would you like a male or female, well actually the only one free right now is Pam. Will that be okay?"
"That's fine, do you mind if I get changed first and then meet her?"
"No sir, go right ahead, change rooms are to the left."
Changing into my FD tee shirt and shorts I come back out to see a stunning young woman of about 30 waiting at the counter. She has shapely legs and tight shorts with a sexy ass that looks like it was made to fuck.
I walk back to the front counter to talk to Cindy and she introduces me to Pam, the woman I was admiring.