I was racing along the interstate highway in Oklahoma when my phone rang. Not recognizing the number, I decided to answer.
"Hello?" I said.
"What are you doing in my county without giving me a call?" Barked a loud and deep voice.
"Dedi?" I asked shocked.
"You ain't answered my question!" Barked the voice again.
I started laughing, then thought about it again, Dedi wasn't the sort you'd joke with if he wasn't in the mood to laugh. Staff Sergeant Anson Jones Dedi and I had both worked at the Multi-National Headquarters in Afghanistan at the same time.
Dedi was a defensive halfback who quit football the day after 9-11 to join the US Marines. It was rumoured that he tackled an insurgent during the First Battle of Fallujah, which is surprising since he was a tanker.
"What can I say Dedi? I didn't know this was your plot of land." I replied cautiously.
Silence filled my car; one never knew if that was a good thing or not with Dedi. The laughter that erupted from phone however said it all.
"Good answer, now write this down, it's my address. I have ribs on the barbeque and I won't take no for an answer." He said in a tone that let me know I couldn't refuse.
"Dedi, do you want me to bring anything?" I asked.
"You own a dog?" Dedi asked.
"Heavens no!" I replied quickly.
"Then no. There ain't nuttin you need to bring." He said.
Forty minutes later I pulled up to his rural ranch, where I was greeted by him and three other people. Dedi introduce each of them, before leading me to a picnic table laid out with dinner. When I got closer to the table, I smiled when I saw the table covering was a giant Texan flag.
"This here is my girlfriend Samantha Houston." He said gesturing to a woman with red hair and skin the colour that only a farmer's wife could have. She wore a white one piece dress with brown cowboy boots.
"I'm pleased to meet you madam." I said with a bow, she blushed and whispered a soft hello.
"This is Mirabelle Lamar, and David Burnet. They are friends of ours come over for a visit much like yourself." He said with a wink.
Mirabelle was a short brunette lady sporting the same farmers tan, and a deep purple dress with a plunging neckline. She also wore cowboy boots. I felt out of place with my Italian loafers, and golf shirt.
David was a tall man in his late fifties, who looked like the fellow in the American Gothic painting, except he had a full head of bushy salt and pepper hair. He shook my hand and smiled.
Dinner was a jovial affair; Dedi, David and I sat on one side, with Samantha and Mirabelle across from us. The ribs were delicious! Dedi had a Caribbean sauce that reminded me of Aruba.
While we ate, I noticed that his girlfriend Samantha pronounced his name as Daddy, she would also frequently asked his permission to do the smallest things. It wasn't my place to comment, but I did make a mental note of it.
I had both hands covered in sauce, with a mouthfuls of ribs when I felt something touch my calf. I looked over at Dedi who describing his son's last football game, then I glanced at David who was buried in his meal. When I glanced at the ladies, they were both intently looking at Dedi.
Confused I dug into my food, convinced that I dreamt it all up, that's when I felt it again. It was higher on my leg, and moving upwards. I now could tell it was a foot, however neither lady was giving any hints. No winks, or knowing smiles could be observed.
Frustrated I gave up on discovering who was teasing me, if I couldn't solve the mystery, at least I could enjoy it. I opened my legs as the toes tickled my inner thigh. As a boobman, feet have no interest for me, however this teasing was getting me excited.
I could feel manhood growing as the foot stroked it up and down. I didn't think a foot could be so gent and yet so firm in it touch, but it was. Logic dictated that I should lift the table cloth and see which direction the leg was, but the mystery was enchanting me. Both women were speaking to each other, paying me no attention.
When I was fully hard, the footjob I was receiving abruptly ceased. I felt both frustrated and relieved; I was positive that I would have came if it continued!
The end of my footjob coincided with the end of dinner, we moved to the kitchen where the men washed dishes and the women put away the food.
"Where are your kids Dedi?" I asked handing a dried plate to David.
"They are with the Ex." He said smiling. "Tonight's an adults only party."
As I nodded in acknowledgement, I could feel Samantha pushing up against me from behind. She was reaching for a glass of wine on the counter, it was possible for her to get it without touching me, but as her breasts press against me, I forgot why it mattered.
No one else in the kitchen seemed to care that she was so deep into my personal space, even Dedi who was beside me at the sink, paid us little attention. It wasn't until Samantha topped her glass did he acknowledge her.
"Did you ask me if you can have another glass?" Dedi said in a calm and strong tone.
"I'm sorry Daddy." Samantha whispered back.
A smile crossed my face for a micro second, then I wiped it away just as quickly, it wasn't my place to make comment on their relationship. David and Mirabelle continued with their chores; they were either in on this, or didn't care.
Samantha got to her knees in submission before Dedi, with her eyes closed and head turned down. Dedi was five foot ten, and had skin the colour of a Kodiak bear's fur; I had the strong urge to smirk, but remembering the Fallujah tackle, I found something else to do.
In the corner of my eye, I continued to watch events play out. He ran his hand through her red hair, murmuring in a soothing tone. She turned towards him; as she kissed the front of his trousers she apologized a final time. He then helped her to her feet, kissed her forehead, and gave her a soft pat on the bottom.
A few minutes later everything had been cleaned and put away, the five of us stood in the kitchen chatting about North American football, the weather, and politics. I noticed that Samantha had gravitated towards me, Dedi to Mirabelle; and although David was solo, he didn't seem to mind.
During my discussion with Samantha about a recent marathon I had done in Lexington Kentucky, I noticed her hand on my arm. It must had to have been there for a while, and it appeared that she had no plans on taking it away.
I was sure Dedi saw, he was facing us. Taking her cue, I switched from idle chat to more flirting, she giggled and laughed as she moved closer to me.
Listening to Dedi an Mirabelle, I could hear that he went from his speaking about his pre-9-11 time in Calgary to describing a wooden paddle he owned. She was both a little drunk, and staring deeply at him.
I reached for a stick of celery from the nearby tray, then dipped it; a small amount of the dip ended up on the tip of a finger. Looking for a napkin, Samantha stepped closer, so close that we could share an umbrella, a very small umbrella.
"Let me tidy that up for you." She said pressing her breasts against me.
I mumbled an incoherent reply; I was stuck in a booby-trap that left me speechless. She giggled as she raised my finger to my mouth. When her tongue touched my finger it was electric! Like a bear waking for the first time in spring, my erection slowly began to uncoil to poke at her.
She treated my finger like a mini-erection, slowly stroking it between light kisses. A glance at Dedi revealed that he wasn't watching us at all, or if he had, he'd lost interest. Mirabelle had grabbed the bottle of wine from the counter and put it to her lips.
Normally a lady drinking straight from a bottle is not all that unusually; growing up Europe I saw it so often that you'd think we had a cup shortage. It was how she was drinking that suddenly caught all our attention.
She lifted the bottle ass-end up and slowly lowered it into her mouth, then her throat. She reversed this slowly, pulled it out took a breath then repeated faster! A sword swallower would certainly applaud her skills, I know I was enthralled.
Mirabelle set down the bottle, bowed to our clapping and smiled. Dedi seemed very impressed; he looked over at Samantha who was replicating the same feat upon my fingers.
"Samantha dear." He said.
She pulled my finger from her mouth to speak in a cheery tone. "Yes Daddy!"
"Mirabelle and I are gunna go to her car, she might have a collar. I want you to keep my friend company while I'm gone." He said as he left the kitchen.
I wasn't sure what he needed a collar for; perhaps it had to do with him asking me about a dog earlier? I didn't hear any four legged creatures around his home, so I filed it along with the other bits of info that made no sense.
Previously I stood there dumb-founded at the blowjob my finger was receiving, now with Dedi's implied consent, I decided to push some boundaries. I moved my once limp arm to Samantha's hip, then pulled her tight.
"Oh..." She cooed.
I then pulled my finger from her mouth and replaced it with my lips. The kiss we shared wasn't the hurried passionate smooches you get during a one-night stand, but a slow and sensual one that lovers share.
David returned to the kitchen, and started chatting with me as if nothing were amiss. I spun Samantha around to give her a light swat on the bottom.
SMACK!
She purred at my touch as she ground her ass into my crotch. It was a teasing unlike any other I had experienced.
Mirabelle and Dedi entered the kitchen smiling, her cheeks were flush as if she went for a quick run, or... a brief make-out session.
"How are you feelin?" Dedi asked me.
"I'm ready to pull her dress up and make this a real party right here in the kitchen!" I replied.
"Good to hear." He said in acknowledgement; he then looked over at Samantha. "Baby, I need you to come over here."