Dave and Kaufman decided they needed another roommate for their two bedroom Los Angeles apartment. It was in a really cool complex downtown with a lot of attractive people living there. The tenants liked to tell visitors it was built inside what had once been a sex toy factory which was almost true. But for Kaufman and Dave it was slightly above their means. They were late with the rent. It was the first time this had ever happened but still, they were swamped financially. They were both young, single and learning life lessons. They had been roommates for a few months and got along great. They both had decent jobs.
"Do people still use Facebook?" Dave asked.
"Not really. Mostly grandmas" Kaufman answered. "Maybe you can find us a rando grandma for a roommate."
"Fuck that shit! Let's just post it on instagram and see if anyone bites."
They both did and a few minutes later Kaufman was getting DMs from a girl he knew from his acting days.
"She says she can come over now and we can interview her. Her name is Margaret. By the way dude, full disclosure, we dated. Really more like friends with benefits."
"Ask if she can come over before I go to my basketball game." Dave played semi-professional basketball in the G-League which doesn't pay well.
"She's on her way over," Kaufman told Dave.
"Should we get dressed up or something? Is she hot?" Dave asked.
"You're always on the prowl, right?"
"Always, bruh, always. I'm not ashamed to go after some sloppy seconds."
Margaret showed up a minute later and Kaufman let her in. "Hey Margaret."
"Hey Kaufman. You must be Dave?" "What's up? How did you get here so fast?"
Margaret was better looking than Dave was expecting and it showed on his face because he literally dropped his jaw and a little bit drool was coming from the side of his mouth. She had dark hair cut in a bob and Asian features in her face. She was wearing thick black glasses and a tight red Coca Cola t shirt without a bra and destroyed Levi's shorts.
"I heard y'all needed a roommate?"
"I mean we're thinking about it." Dave said a little sarcastically.
"Could I have my own room? I mean I am a girl so maybe I don't want you guys watching me change my panties or masturbate or stuff like that. You know what I mean?
Also, I'm not sure I want to have sex in the same room in front of my roommates you know? You guys look like you'd probably be into it though I bet, right? To be honest I've always had a fantasy of having group sex with roommates. But it's never happened. Have you guys ever done that shit? For real I always wanted to come home to an orgy going on and I just jump in and start taking it up the ass or something. Just kidding, I'm not really into taking it in the ass. Have you guys ever taken it in the ass?"
Dave and Kaufman looked befuddled at each other and shook their heads no.
"Maybe we should talk about all this stuff if we're going to be roommates, you know? I had a couple of roommates get mad because they could hear me fucking my boyfriend. So what? I'm a moaner sometimes. Sometimes I yell out directions. Who cares, right? One time a female roommate got so mad at me because I didn't "cover up" enough around her friends. Sometimes I like to be naked or topless around the house and I like to dress sexy, and sometimes I like to fuck, you know? And who cares if people are watching. Honestly it turns me on when people are listening or watching.
I broke up with a guy recently and lately I've been experimenting for the first time doing sex stuff with other girls."
She mimed eating pussy by licking between her fingers.
"I fucking love eating pussy. It tastes good, right?"
Both guys nodded.
"Plus ladies are way better at eating pussy and finger banging."
The guys' eyes lit up like a Christmas tree.
"I like to think I'm pretty good at that stuff," Kaufman chimed in. "I've been told I was pretty good at eating pussy. Also you told me that before."
"Don't get me wrong though I still love dicks. I don't think I could ever totally give up dicks, they just feel so good going in there," Margaret demonstrated by rubbing her crotch through her shorts a little longer than was necessary to get the point across, and it felt like she was starting to masturbate for real before making herself stop.
"You can have your own room if you pay more rent. Plus neither one of us has a girlfriend right now so I don't think either of us mind if you want to wear sexy stuff around the apartment
." Dave said sternly.
"But wouldn't it be weird to sleep in the same room and see each other's dicks and stuff?" Margaret asked innocently.
"I mean honestly I don't care if Kaufman sees my dick," Dave said.
"Yeah, me either. I'll show Dave my dick right now." Kaufman unzipped his jeans and pulled his dick out of his underwear. It was a large dick and it was shaved.
"Damn bro, you got a monster penis. Mine isn't nearly as big", Dave said humbly. He pulled his own dick out of its jock strap and showed them it was a lot smaller.
Margaret was getting excited."Have you ever see each other's dicks before? and follow up question: Have you seen each other with naked hard dicks? And a follow up to that question: Have guys ever touched your penises together or had some kind of sword fight or jerked off together or given each other blow jobs or any gay stuff?"
"Not really," Dave said.
"There was that one time we were both fucking at the same time in the same room. Some girls came over and we all got hammered and fucked on the couch at the same time together," Kaufman remembered.
"Maybe we should all see each other naked so it's no big deal later" Margaret suggested.
There was an awkward silence for a few seconds.
"I'm down if y'all are." said Kaufman. He took off his jeans, underwear and socks until he was completely nude.
Margaret couldn't help herself and had to touch it. She gave Kaufman a gentle squeeze, wrapping her small hand around his cock as it grew in size.
"Your turn," Kaufman said to her.
