"Well Daisy, I'm afraid I have to let you know that your test results have come back positive."
Daisy sat in the doctor's office and bit her lip, anxious.
"What does this mean doctor?"
"Well, You're already over the flu-like symptoms. Your fever has subsided, and you're no longer coughing. In that sense you're in the clear."
"Well, that's good news doctor."
"Yes, yes it is, but wait, there's more."
"More?"
"The so-called LibidoVirus, or HORNY-247 has additional effects. For a period of time after symptoms subside, perhaps a few weeks or a month, you will have an uncontrollable urge to have sexual intercourse. The effect varies according to the individual of course, are you currently sexually active?"
Daisy looked at the ground, embarrassed. It had been years since she had last had sex. Sex just wasn't something that she thought of all that much. Her last relationship had ended because of her low libido. Her partner had left after she confessed that she just wasn't that interested in the sex part of their relationship. He was dating a stripper now, but they kept in touch.
It wasn't because she wasn't pretty, or because she was out of shape. Daisy was just 5'1, she had sandy blonde hair that naturally fell in curls. She watched her diet and went for a long run and did yoga every morning. She weighed 120 lbs and had pert and perky b-cup breasts, muscular legs, and a toned ass. Daisy had bright blue eyes, and soft, puffy pink lips. She loved her body, and got lots of attention for it, but she just wasn't so interested in sex. She had never known why.
"It's been a while Doctor, I'm just not too interested in sex, I think I may be asexual."
The doctor leaned forward, concerned, "Well Daisy, I'm afraid that the recent studies show the increase in libido is inversely related to the patient's previous state. Asexual people are at the greatest risk of inflated sexual desire. If you don't mind my speaking bluntly, for the next few weeks you'll be a real bitch in heat."
"Oh dear," Dalia blushed, "Doctor, what should I do?"
"Well, my advice is to hole up at home with some good sex toys and self isolate, or..." The doctor grinned, a sudden leery expression that took Daisy by surprise. "Just get out there and enjoy it while it lasts." The doctor's eyes scanned Daisy's body from top to bottom and back again, he had a hungry look in his eyes. He licked his lips! "A girl like you could have a lot of fun, you know.." Daisy shuddered.
Suddenly, the doctor seemed to snap out of it. He shook his head and looked down at his wedding ring. "I'm terribly sorry Daisy, I'm.. getting over a case of the Libido virus myself. Maybe you had better go."
"Yes Doctor! I will!" Daisy got up and quickly scampered out of the room, her head was spinning.
Walking through the parking lot of the hospital with her head down she passed a pair of EMTs having a cigarette break by the ambulance bay. They shouted out to her,
"Hey baby! You feeling a little sick? Why don't you come out here and get your meat injections!"
Daisy looked at them, shocked, as they groped between their legs and waved in her direction, laughing. She put her head down and raced to the bus stop.
Riding home on the bus wasn't much better. There was a man in a business suit staring at his phone, breathing heavily. Dalia realized that he was rubbing himself through his pants! She stared with a morbid fascination while he pleasured himself.