Life is a strange puzzle sometimes, one day you're an average guy with a beautiful girlfriend and a normal life, the next you're in a polygamous relationship with your best friend's girlfriend and your upstairs banging both girls while he listens in horror, my name is Kyle Bennett and that's pretty much the jest of mine.
It started off as any normal gathering amongst friends, two guys, two girls and alcohol, It was a good get together, picture perfect, but things quickly began to spin out of control.
Ian quickly glugged down the last drop of vodka, "And that's how you do it".
Billie furrowed her brows and scrunched her nose in disgust, "I don't fucking believe you, that was meant for all of us".
Ian shook the bottle mockingly at me and my girlfriend Harriet, "You wanted it, you shoulda come and took it".
I tuned out as Ian and Billie began yet another of their frequent arguments, i looked at Harriet who looked as though she was doing much the same, the two of us were so different to Ian and Billie, we supported and genuinely loved one another while Ian and Billie were frequently at each others throats, which wasn't exactly helped by Ian's renowned bravado, I often wondered if his bravado was an attempt to compensate for something, a theory backed up by an unpleasant rumour I had heard about him.
"Do you trust me?" Harriet softly whispered in my ear.
I nodded to her and gave her a peck on the lips.
"Then just roll with what is about to come next".
"Wait what?" I asked her as she stood up and stretched showing off her magnificent body and somehow, halting the argument.
Harriet assumed some small poses, highlighting her curves, "MAN am i bored, what shall we do?"
I saw a grin slowly creep across Ian's face and i instantly knew what he was thinking, a few years ago, Harriet had initially pursued Ian, who upon rejecting her, met me, where we established a blissful relationship, since then Harriet has since blossomed into a gorgeous half-Caribbean beauty, while he was left with the stricter but nevertheless still attractive Billie.
Emboldened by strong vodka, Ian stared straight at Billie and declared, "Well we could wife swap, Bennett you take my girl while i take yours".
Before i or Billie could get a word in objection, Harriet beamed, "That sounds like fun, but before we swap, lets go for a round in our couples to get warmed up".
Billie was speechless as Ian walked over and shoved his tongue down her throat, unbuttoning his shirt and removing his jeans as he did so, meanwhile Harriet walked over to me, straddled my waist and began softly kissing me.
"If he thinks he's fucking you, he's got another thing coming" i whispered to her, feeling justifiably angry.
"Relax, he's not gonna do anything because i put ipecac in the vodka and you know what happens when Ian throws up" Harriet whispered in a very i-told-you-so manner.
My eyes went wide, what the fuck was she planning? Ian always and i mean always passed out after throwing up, i felt a sense of enthusiasm within me and began vigorously kissing Harriet who giggled in response as i pulled her shirt off, exposing a mouth watering pair of breasts held in a leopard print bra, Ian and Billie had since stripped nude and were aggressively dry humping each other, not that we took any notice, Harriet had stood up and removed the rest of her clothing, performing a small strip tease while doing so, I tried to grab her but she jumped away.
