"So, these two blondes were walking through the woods one day. Looking at the ground, they noticed a set of tracks. The first one said, 'Ooo, look! I see a set of deer tracks!' The second one replied, 'Nuh uh. They're much too large. Those must be moose tracks.' The two of them were still arguing about it when the train hit them." As an afterthought, I realized that it probably wasn't my best offering and a huge faux pas besides, considering that she had colored her hair like she did. But she had mentioned deer hunting earlier and I guess that was still in my head. Maybe I shouldn't have felt insulted about it, but I was. I was having a bad day all around.
She took my hat back off of her head and replaced it onto my own. She laughed lightly then kissed me on the cheek. It was extremely sexy the way that she did it. She gently held my neck in her hand as she leaned in. Her hand was warm and soft to the touch. Her lips were nice and moist as she pressed them gently against my cheek. She held the kiss for almost five full seconds while applying a gentle suction to my cheek. Her mouth made a quiet 'smacking' sound as she broke the kiss. I knew without any doubts that she intended it to be affectionate without being passionate. She wandered over to the jukebox and dropped some more quarters into it, picking out several new songs for it to play.
It wasn't until that moment when she left me and walked away that I realized she had lifted my mood for a short while. It was really pleasant sharing her company and talking to her. I had been sharing my day, but in the end it just wasn't her thing I guess. So just like the snow falling softly outside, my heart too fell. Just more proof that she wasn't 'The One'. I sat on my stool and stared at my glass as I slowly turned it in my hands. For the moment, I lost touch with the passage of time.
When I looked up again towards the neon lit clock on the wall, several hours had passed. I had not ordered another round since my angel had left me, so I was no longer buzzed. I briefly glanced over all of the other patrons of the bar, but she was no longer there. It was time to head home. I paid my tab and left a generous tip, then walked back out to my truck. The snow had not abated, so there was a blanket measuring about a quarter inch thick on the roof and hood. The drive home turned out to be quiet and uneventful.
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After I took all of my gear back inside of my home, I made sure to break down my gun and give it a proper cleaning before storing it back in my safe. As I was washing the cleaning fluid and gun oil off of my hands, my stomach growled reminding me that I had not eaten anything that day. Checking the time it was not yet midnight, so I quickly grabbed my phone and used an app on it to order a pepperoni lover's pizza to go from our local 'Hut'. I jumped into my truck for the ten minute drive down the street. After I picked up my order, I turned around to make the trip home. I was only about halfway there when I came up behind a slow moving car that was weaving back and forth in its lane.
'This drunk is going to kill somebody before the night is through,' I thought to myself. It was then that the car veered over onto the shoulder and screeched to a halt. 'Uh oh. This can't be good.' The passenger door was flung open and someone tumbled from the car as if they had just been shoved out roughly. Then suddenly with screeching tires, the car accelerated away so swiftly that the passenger door swung closed and latched of its own accord. I pulled to the side of the road to offer assistance to the poor soul lying there. I immediately became concerned when they did not appear to be moving.
I jumped out and rushed to their side. You can imagine my shock when after I gently rolled them over I discovered that it was my own lovely angel from earlier at the bar. I was relieved to notice that she was still breathing. But she was not coherent, moaning out a name that I could not quite make out. It almost sounded like she was trying to say 'Anna'. As I checked her over for any injuries she didn't cry out in pain from my examination. So I carefully gathered her up in my arms and took her to my truck.
It was then that I noticed her handbag was laying on the ground where she had fallen. After I had her securely belted into the passenger seat of my truck, I went back and retrieved her purse. My first instinct was to take her to the nearest emergency room, but I was hoping that there might be other options. I didn't want her to be suddenly sidled with a huge medical bill unless it was absolutely necessary. I liked this girl, but she wasn't important enough to me that I would volunteer to pay her E.R. expenses either.
I opened up her purse hoping to find some kind of identification inside. I know how women totally fly off of the handle when you invade their privacy, but I figured that I could weather the consequences easily enough this time. The extenuating circumstances favored my side and left me with a good excuse. I located a small leather billfold inside that not only contained her credit cards, but her driver's license as well. It named her as Haley Fletcher and gave her address as an apartment complex conveniently just down the street from my own home. I was thankful in advance to notice that her apartment number indicated a downstairs unit. The thought of lugging deadweight up a stairway was very unappealing this late at night after a long disappointing day.
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When I pulled into the parking spot closest to her door, I saw that the lights were on and I could detect motion inside. 'Good! Someone is home,' I thought to myself. Leaving Haley in the truck, I quickly walked up to the front door. I knocked gently and waited a moment for someone to answer. Instinctively, I felt like I was being watched as I heard someone on the other side of the door. I looked at the peephole and noticed the change in light indicating that someone had just used it to observe their visitor.
The door cracked open slightly, still secured by a safety chain. A timid voice inquired, "May I help you?"
"I certainly hope so. Can you tell me if Haley Fletcher still lives here?"
"Yes, she's my sister. Why are you looking for her?"
"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset you. I'm not exactly looking for her. Actually, I just found her and I'm trying to rescue her."
The door immediately slammed in my face causing me to jump because it startled me. There was a sound of the latch rattling and then the door flung itself wide open again. Standing before me was a vision of loveliness that totally took my breath away. Her resemblance to Haley was remarkable. They would never pass for identical twins, but it was clearly evident that they shared their traits from the same gene pool. She was a tall, mousy girl. Her light brown tresses hung down perfectly straight, all the way to her waistline. She looked to be at least 5'9" tall if not taller, slender, and small chested like her sister. I couldn't really tell from the flannel pajamas she was wearing, but I would later learn that she barely fits inside of her 'B' cup bra and maybe could wear a 'C'. She could not have weighed in at more than 135lbs. As for myself, I was totally smitten in an instant. Never before had I experienced 'Love At First Sight' and truthfully did not believe that it existed. Well, not until that very moment anyway. Now, I knew differently.
"Where is she?" the sister inquired anxiously.
"Come with me," I said. I led her out to the passenger side of my truck and opened the door. Haley was still incoherent but conscious. The girl reached inside and unhooked the seat belt that I had used to secure her sister. Together, we gently eased her out of her seat. I offered to carry her inside, but her sister insisted on the two of us sharing the load. She looped one of Haley's arms over her neck and wrapped her own arm around Haley's waist. Both sisters were very close to the same height, so that worked well for her. Since my own height is 6'6", it was easier for me to support Haley on the other side by looping my elbow under her armpit then holding her elbow with my other hand as we walked her inside.
"Geezus, she reeks of liquor! When she insisted on leaving today, I just knew that this was going to happen. Her boyfriend David broke up with her about a week ago and she's not taking it very well. Her bedroom is this way."
Once inside, I could tell that they shared a two bedroom, two bath apartment. The layout was set up to be perfect for roommates. Each bedroom had it's own en-suite bathroom. The Living Room, Kitchen, and Dining Room rested between the two bedrooms dividing them for some small measure of privacy. We carried her to her bed and we worked together to get her out of her winter coat. I took off one of Haley's high heeled shoes as her sister took off the other. Any outside observer might have thought that we were a well practiced team by the way we worked together to administer to her sister's needs in that moment.
Once we had reached a point that required me to leave for her sister's modesty, I headed to the door. Haley's sister said, "If you don't mind, please wait for me in the Living Room. I don't want you to leave right away. I would like a moment to speak with you further. Please."
"My pizza is out in the truck and I don't want it to get cold," I replied.
"Please go get it and come back inside. You can eat it here in our dining room. I have cold beer for you."
"Thank you miss, but I don't drink beer. I never acquired a taste for it. But I'll stay if you have soft drinks."
"We have Coke, Root Beer, and some other flavors. I'll find you something that you will certainly like when I am finished putting her to bed."
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