The weekend seemed to go fast. He accompanied Caroline to a couple of unremarkable bookings in different flats. He took Layla to see the client who liked to be sodomised. Ron was glad he couldn't see what was going on. He heard the noises the man was making.
Annabelle had a client come to the flat in Pimlico. They spent the whole ninety minutes in the jacuzzi. He took Caroline out again on the Sunday night, to a flat in Ladbroke Grove. Caroline had seemed to really hit it off with the client, she said he was young and attractive. Toby rang Ron just after they got back to Pimlico. He needed him all that week to mind another rich American couple. Toby said that there'd been stuff on the news in America about moped gangs in London, and the couple were worried about being robbed. They were renting a place in Knightsbridge for the week.
Ron would have liked to have seen Emma, but she was staying with Le Brodeur at his country house in Somerset. She'd told him that she liked Le Brodeur, and that she was making great money with him.
***
The couple were called Ted and Elaine. They were old. They told Ron that they were from a place called Park Slopes in Brooklyn, New York City. Elaine told him she was a tenured professor at a university on Staten Island, and Ron pretended he knew what a tenured professor was. Ted said he was an accountant; he worked in Manhattan. Ron thought that Ted and Elaine looked healthy, wholesome, and fit for their age. He thought they seemed like impressive people.
Ron followed the satnav on his phone to the house they had rented. It took them onto the Brompton Road, towards Harrods, before he had to turn off and go around some back doubles. They ended up in a small square. Compact, white stucco town houses went around it, and there was a small, well-tended garden in the middle. Ron thought the square was beautiful, he thought it was one of the prettiest places he had ever seen in London. He knew from the satnav that he could physically throw a stone from the square and have it land back on the Brompton Road, one of the busiest places in London, but the square was serene and quiet, to the point where you could almost feel like you were in a village somewhere. Elaine told him the owner had said that when the houses went up, at the start of the nineteenth century, English Guards had moved their mistresses in so that they could come from their barracks to have what Elaine called, "nookie." Ron said that he had been in the Guards, and Elaine asked him if he'd had a mistress. Ron laughed and told her that he was a ranker, that the men who had bought these places would have been officers.
Ted and Elaine were excited about being in London and wanted to go sightseeing as soon as possible. Once they got inside the house, they put some stuff away quickly, before asking Ron to take them to Buckingham Palace. Ron thought that he'd rather be attacked by a shark than go to Buckingham Palace yet again.
***
Ron told them that he was happy to drive them around, but that with the time it would take to find parking, it might be easier to the use the underground. They took the Piccadilly Line to Green Park.
As they walked down towards the palace, Ted commented that the park was kind of plain, that it was just a field. Ron told them that there was a reason for that. He'd found out from the walking tour he'd been on with Marc and Kendall that Green Park had been built in the time of King Charles II. He'd been a serial womaniser, and his wife, the Queen, had insisted that there not be any bushes or trees in Green Park where he could sneak off with one of his mistresses.
It was yet another beautiful day; it had been an amazing summer. When they got down to it, the Palace was heaving with tourists. Ron felt much happier when they let him take them into St James' Park, where they were able to find a bit if shade amongst the trees. Elaine said she thought St James Park was beautiful.
They walked through the park and beside the Admiralty building on to Whitehall. Ron thought Ted and Elaine were really excited, seeing all the famous sites. They seemed very impressed by Big Ben, despite the scaffolding. They saw Westminster Abbey. Elaine said that in America, they'd seen Prince William getting married there, live on TV. She said it had been a big deal in America.
***
Toby had told Ron that Ted and Elaine would be needing him until Saturday morning, when he would be taking them to Gatwick. He'd be working from ten in the morning to ten at night. He'd have an hour for lunch if he wanted it, when it was convenient for Ted and Elaine. He'd told Toby he needed Tuesday night off because he was taking Annabelle and Marie to the club. Ron had been in touch with Katie; he said he wouldn't be able to do much that week. He said he was sorry for the inconvenience. Katie had been frustrated, but she'd been alright about it. She asked if he could have his phone handy, and that if something did go wrong, could he just tell his tourist people that he had an emergency he had to deal with? Ron said that would be ok.
In the afternoon, Ron took Ted and Elaine to the British Museum, in Bloomsbury. They'd seen the Elgin Marbles. Ron thought Ted and Elaine had enjoyed themselves, but they were visibly starting to flag. They went back to Knightsbridge, and Ted and Elaine had a sleep. Ron read his book and watched television. Ron thought the house was lovely.
Ted and Elaine came downstairs again at nine. They were jet-lagged. They said they just wanted something simple and easy for dinner. Ron took them to a pizza place. He asked them if it reminded them of home and Elaine said that it did.
Emma phoned Ron while they were eating. He went outside onto the street to take the call.
'Hello you,' said Emma. Ron was reminded how much he liked the sound of her voice, and her posh accent.
'Hey, you ok?' asked Ron.
'I'm great. I've just got back, this afternoon. I was hoping to see you. Are you free tonight?' asked Emma.
'I finish at ten. I can get over then,' said Ron.
'That would be great,' said Emma.
'How did it go, your weekend away,' asked Ron.
'It was lovely, it was really fun,' said Emma.
'I'm glad... Ok, I'll see you later on,' said Ron.
'Ok,' said Emma.
***
Despite their sleep, Ted and Elaine were shattered. They left the Pizza place and wanted to go back to the house and back to bed. Ron was starting to really like the pair of them. They were obviously well-off, but they were nice, they didn't seem stuck up, and they didn't take themselves seriously. Ted would refer to Elaine as "the boss." Because of his accent, Ron thought it sounded like "baawwrse." Ted told him that that was a New York accent. He said he'd be born in Manhattan and had always lived in New York.
Ron asked them what they wanted to do the next day. Elaine said they wanted to go back to Bloomsbury, to see some places where a famous poet called Dylan Thomas had been known to frequent. Ron was embarrassed that he hadn't heard of the poet. He was buzzing. Emma ringing had lifted his spirits. Ted asked Ron if he'd drive him to a "store," before he left for the night. Ron took him to a supermarket, then dropped him off and headed to Emma's.
***
'Anthony mentioned you,' said Emma. She and Ron were lying in bed. Emma had got up to go to the toilet. When she'd come back, Cuddles the cat had come in with her. Cuddles nestled in under the covers and Ron made a fuss of him.
'Really?' said Ron.
'He did. You have some mutual acquaintances. He said he had some chums in the guards who knew you. He said he'd spoken to them in his club and they remembered you. They said they hadn't wanted you to leave their regiment. I believe you were described as: a bloody good sergeant and a bloody good bloke,' said Emma. She said the last sentence attempting to imitate Anthony Le Brodeur's voice.
'Wow. That's nice to hear,' said Ron. There was a club on Piccadilly, facing Green Park, for ex and current officers in Cavalry and Guards regiments of the British Army. Toby was a member and Ron assumed Le Brodeur was too. It wouldn't have surprised Ron if it was Toby who'd said that.
'Is that true? Were you good?' asked Emma.
'Yeah,' he said.
'Well that doesn't surprise me at all,' said Emma.
'So, things are going well, with him?' asked Ron.
'They really are!' said Emma.
'I'm glad they are,' said Ron.
'I'm going back next weekend as well,' said Emma.
'Christ. Is he falling for you?' asked Ron.
'I don't know, maybe!' said Emma.
'Are you falling for him?' asked Ron.
'No. He's great, he's gorgeous, but I'm not going to fall for him,' said Emma.