When Ron got back to Pimlico, he cleaned. Vicky and Annabelle were fastidious, and the flat was clean, but it wasn't
Household Brigade clean
. In his army days, Ron would wear white gloves and would go around the barracks checking for dirt or dust. He'd briefly taught officer cadets at Sandhurst, before everything had kicked off in the Middle East. At Sandhurst, if things weren't exactly right, if there was a spot of dust on the bottom of a windowsill, for example, he would throw the cadet's mattress, pillow and kit out of the window.
Now he cleaned his room and all the communal areas. He tried not to think about Marie and Tarquin as he did so. He had j-cloths, a toothbrush he'd brought from his place for cleaning, and a bowl of soapy water. He struggled to keep his mind off of Marie. He was glad they were friends again and it had felt lovely when she held him and kissed him. His skin had felt damp when she was crying and her face was against his.
Ron couldn't shake thoughts about her new relationship with Tarquin the student. He resented Tarquin. Marie had told people that she was with a guy, and that she thought she was falling in love. Ron found this difficult to accept. He realised that life wasn't fair, but he struggled to deal with the fact that, though he might well be a perfectly pleasant individual, Tarquin was just a scrawny little cunt. Tarquin hadn't got into the army. Tarquin hadn't gone to Bosnia and Iraq and Afghanistan, and he hadn't gone there and kept everyone around him alive, even when the fucking ground started exploding. Tarquin hadn't done that stuff, he'd never be able to. Tarquin had probably never worked a day in his life, he couldn't run a mile and a half in nine minutes, he couldn't lift as much weight as Ron could lift. If people were shooting at him, if he was in a hole in the ground and rounds were coming in, and rocket propelled grenades were coming in, and if an eighteen year old kid was lying next to him, white with shock and fear, looking at Tarquin and hoping Tarquin would deal with the situation, then, Ron suspected, Tarquin would struggle to do so.
But Tarquin was having sex with Marie. Marie was reportedly falling in love with Tarquin. Tarquin seemed to have been with lots of women and seemed able to get them to do whatever he wanted them to do. Ron struggled to accept all of this. Deep down, he thought that good things in life had to be earned. He felt like he had put effort and courage into life. He suspected that Tarquin had not done so, perfectly pleasant and nice an individual though he may be. He could remember what Tarquin and his friends had done to the blonde student, Elaine, who Ron had thought was a nice girl, and what they'd done to Caroline. He assumed they had done similar things to other women. Ron thought that Marie looked at himself like you would look at a puppy with three legs. He had seen Marie and Tarquin having sex, and he remembered Marie looking at Tarquin as if he was Jesus Christ.
He cleaned for slightly more than two hours, and he thought about Marie and Tarquin for much of that time. When he'd finished, he felt happy with the state of the place. It had been alright before, but now everywhere was spotless and gleaming.
When she got back from the gym, Annabelle was happy with the state of the flat too. She couldn't believe how clean it was. She looked at Ron as if he was mentally unbalanced.
'Oh my God! What is wrong with you? What sort of a bloke are you?' she said.
'I got used to having everything pucker in the army,' said Ron.
'Oh my God, this is amazing!' said Annabelle.
Annabelle asked Ron if she could do her room as well and he said he could. She asked him if he wanted money in return or if he wanted a blowjob. Ron wasn't sure if she was joking about the blowjob. She said she had a booking at the flat in Victoria later. She 'd told Katie she'd ask him if he could be there. He said he could do it. She said the booking was with a couple.
***
The Russians were very intoxicated when Ron got to Belgravia. They had bought bottles of the Irish whiskey he had introduced them to. Between them they seemed to have drunk four large bottles since he had last seen them.
Ron thought it would be better to drive them to Kings Cross rather than take them on the tube. Alexey had a tablet with him and watched pornography with the sound on full as they drove. Alexey kept showing the tablet to the others, showing them what was going on in the porn film. He tried to show Ron what was happening when he stopped at traffic lights. Ron didn't have much time to look but he could see an incredibly pretty blonde woman having sex with five men at the same time. Ron politely thanked Alexey for showing him the film.
***
Ron's niece had told him on the phone that they had to look for Platform nine and three quarters at King's Cross. He asked a staff member where the platform was. The staff member smiled and immediately pointed him towards platform eight. On the platform, there was a crowd of people around a sign on the wall. The sign said platform 9 and three quarters. The crowd was mostly families, tourists from around the world who took photos of the sign and took selfies and photos of each other in front of it. The Russians loved it. They took photos of each other by the sign. They seemed to love being around the children, bizarrely. They would hold children up so that they were next to the station sign, for their pictures to be taken. The other tourists were friendly and polite, but wary of these rough, obviously drunken men.
Ron asked them what they would like to do after that. They wanted to go to a pub. Ron thought it might be best if they drank close to home. He knew a tiny pub in a mews, spitting distance from their house. He took them there. The pub was called the Grenadier, and there was a painting of a Grenadier Guardsman on the sign outside. It would normally have almost physically hurt Ron to drink in a pub with a Grenadier Guards theme, but he knew it was a small pub which was off the beaten track, and felt this would be ideal for the Russians, who would almost certainly drink heavily and take cocaine for most of the rest of the day.
The Irish whiskey Ron had got them into was the new drink of choice. Ron was impressed by how much of it the Russians consumed, even presumably assisted by cocaine. They told him more about Chechnya. Ron got the impression that the fighting there had been bitter and vicious. He told them about Afghanistan. Alexey's English seemed better than the others, and he often took on the role of interpreter. Ron told them that Chechens fighting with the Taliban in Afghanistan had been respected. The Russians seemed to have nothing but contempt for them. Dimitri described mutilating a captured Chechen. Because of the language difficulties, Ron wasn't sure if Dimitri meant he had mutilated a corpse or whether the man had been alive, at least at the start of the process.
After quite a long debate in Russian, they asked Ron to take them home. He was surprised by this. When they got back, they said they didn't need him until the next day, at twelve. They seemed to want him out of the way, so Ron obliged. He got back to Pimlico. Annabelle was still there but Vicky was out.
'Mr Ron?' said Annabelle.
'You alright?' said Ron.
'Yes... I have a business proposition for you,' said Annabelle.
'Oh, really, what might that be?' asked Ron. He thought he had an idea what it would be.
'What are you doing tomorrow night?' asked Annabelle.
'Nothing booked in yet,' he said.
'Ok. I might be doing something, and I would like to have you with me, but I don't want anyone else to know about it,' said Annabelle.
'Annie, I can't do anything behind Katie's back, she's my mate. If you're seeing someone on the side, I won't say anything, but I can't be part of it,' said Ron.
She laughed at him.
'Oh, bless you, no, nothing like that! Katie's my mate as well, and between us, I think she needs the money!' said Annabelle. It struck Ron that there was no point whatsoever in trying to keep anything secret in this crowd.
Everybody
knew
everything
(did Marie know that he was in love with her?).
'Ok, that's a relief. What do you need me for?' asked Ron.
'I wouldn't want anyone to know,' said Annabelle.