What a gorgeous summer night it was! I lowered myself onto the lounge chair on the deck behind my house, concentrating on my vodka rocks that I was trying not to spill. Even though it was close to 1:00 AM the air was still warm. I leaned back to enjoy some quiet late night time, enhanced by a few drinks.
No sooner had I settled in than I started to hear voices and laughter from the deck of my next door neighbor. With the night so still, I could hear much of the conversation. It sounded like two women and it soon became clear that they had been drinking for quite a while.
OK, that made sense now. I remembered Becky's husband saying that he was going on an overnight camping trip with the kids so yeah, why not have a little "girl's night in" party at home? Looking in the direction of the voices my view was limited by a short section of privacy fence. Through the narrow spaces between the slats I could see figures moving, illuminated by a soft porch light that cast long, muted shadows out across the lawn.
Suddenly a head popped up over the top of the fence, looking in my direction before dropping back down as quickly as it had appeared. Much giggling could be heard, followed by a much quieter voice saying something about a guy on his deck next door. I could tell they were trying to speak softly since they were now aware of their audience. It was not long though before their drunk outside voices overcame their momentary shyness.
Suddenly, the same head popped up over the fence again but this time it said, "Hey neighbor dude, why don't you come over and join us?"
Without hesitation I sat my drink down and got up out of my chair.
The head dropped back down and I heard a voice shout with a whisper, "Oh my god! He's actually coming over!"
I strolled into the neighbor's yard and stepped past the privacy fence and into the light.
At once the girl next to the fence exclaimed, "Shit! I know you! Where do I know you from?"
"I am truly offended, Lisa!" I replied with mock indignation. "Do you mean to tell me you don't recognize your good Facebook friend?"
I knew EXACTLY who she was. I had sent her a friend request about a year ago because I was a long time casual friend of her husband. Yeah, the one she divorced a few months ago. I admit I was something of a secret admirer. One of her hobbies was pole dancing, and she was very good at it.
Although she was petite and probably not over five feet tall, she had a commanding presence. Her body was muscular and hard and she exuded confidence. Shoulder length blond curly hair framed a sweet, quirky face and appeared almost platinum against her deep tan. Having grown up in a family of boys, she was in many ways a tom boy but at the same time liked to primp and was very conscious of her appearance.
I grew to know her through her daily Facebook posts. Every weekend there would be pictures from the latest girls night out that would find her dancing on a table or hitting on the bartender. She made no attempt to hide the fact that she was a girl who liked to have fun and didn't care what anyone thought. I had to admire that.
"Oh yeah, my Facebook friend," she remembered. "My friend Becky and I were just saying how much we liked to have our boobs massaged and sucked."
There was a moment of silence. Her impish smile told me I was the butt of a gag that was designed to freak me out and send me running.
Without hesitation I replied, "Well I'm your man. Get your shirt off!"
For the first time I saw that she was taken completely off guard. She had not expected that reply.
Becky squealed and put her hand over her mouth. Becky was my next door neighbor who I really didn't know that well. She would return a wave but that was about it. I always thought she was cute though. She was also petite, very tan, and had short, jet black hair. She was a good friend of Lisa's because she lived vicariously through her outrageous antics. She was married with kids but loved the feeling of freedom she had with Lisa.
Lisa had a deflated look that her gag had failed, but she also had a bad girl reputation to uphold, especially with Becky watching. "Well OK then," she said as she unbuttoned her blouse. She pulled her shirt open to expose her petite breasts that she felt no need to wear a bra for. Her nipples were pink and tiny, almost boyish, but her breasts were nicely shaped and unmistakably feminine.