It was the week of Christmas and the college was out for the holidays. Barry, Roger, and Eric had chosen to stay behind instead of going home. Barry didn't want to deal with his asshole stepfather. Roger's dad had lost the money for his airfare at the casino. And Eric's parents were spending the holiday in the Bermuda's.
On this particular day, Barry and Roger were in their dorm room watching porn when Eric burst into the room.
"Hello, bitches!" Eric said in his typical sarcastic manner. "Watching porn again, losers?"
Roger smiled. "Just watching another one of your mom's flicks."
Barry rolled his eyes. "What do you want, Eric?"
Eric puffed out his chest. "I've come bearing gifts. You know that Naughty or Nice party they have every year in Christmas Village?"
Roger shrugged his shoulder. "Yeah, I think I've heard of it."
"Yeah. Isn't that the adult party they have? That's supposed to be off the hook."
Eric held up an elegant red card with gold embossing and white lettering. "Exactly! And yours truly has an invitation to this year's event! And I can bring two guests!"
"What?! How the fuck did you get invited?"
"Yeah! Mommy and Daddy buy your way in?"
"Dunno, don't care. All I know if I've got a golden ticket and I'm inviting you two losers to go."
"Isn't that way up in the mountains? And, like, 4 hours away?"
"So? You got something better to do?"
*****
Two days later the trio found themselves in Eric's Lexus driving north. The further they went, the worse the snow got. A four hour trip quickly turned into six.
Eric squinted into the darkness and blinding snow. "Fuck, man. I can barely see!"
"Maybe we should just turn around and go back."
"Fuck you, man! We've come this far. We have to be getting close."
"How far into the mountains is this place?"
Suddenly, there was a flash of an object in the headlights.
Eric yanked the steering wheel. "Oh shit!"
"Watch out!"
"Gah fuck!"
The car spun out of control. The three men yelled as the car slid off the road and bounced down an embankment, finally coming to a rest with a severe lean to the right.
"What the fuck was that?" Eric asked once they came to a stop. "Was that a deer?"
"Looked more like a moose," Roger offered from the passenger seat.
"Or a reindeer," Barry said from the backseat.
Eric and Roger's heads snapped around.
"A reindeer?!"
"What? Are you twelve or something?"
"Naw, man, I'm just sayin'. It was fucking huge! And, I swear, it looked like it had some fucked up antlers or something!"
"It was a moose, I'm telling you."
"I don't give a fuck if it was Sasquatch." Eric held up his phone. "Fuck. No bars."
"Nope. Me neither."
"Nope. Nada."
"Fuck," Eric sighed. "Let's see if we can get this thing back on the road."
The men all fell out of the passenger side doors into the blizzard and surveyed the situation. They took turns behind the wheel while the other two pushed and shoved on various points of the car. But it was no use. They climbed back into the car wet and shivering.
Eric looked at his dashboard. "Fuck, it's almost empty. I don't have enough gas to keep this running all night."
Barry pointed into the woods. "Hey, are those lights?" The lights looked dim and far away.
"What? You think there's a house over there? Or Christmas Village?!"
"No way there's a fucking house out here! And the party would have way more lights than that."
"Man, I'm telling you, that's a house!"
The three men pondered their situation. The decision was made.
*****
After a 20-minute trek through the thick forest and ever-deepening snow, the forest finally gave way to a clearing. There before them was a grand old house that looked like it was from a Dutch village. Between the snow, the light glow of the lights, and the inviting nature of the villa, it looked like a postcard. But the men were too cold to appreciate the view as they raced to the front door.
Eric grabbed the thick iron knocker and banged on the ornate wooden front door. Their eyes widened when the door creaked open. Even frozen and shivering, they couldn't believe the stunning blonde goddess standing there on the other side of the door. Tall and lean, her long blonde hair fell across her shoulders and down a red silk robe with fluffy white trimming that was so short it barely reached her thighs, showing off her long tan legs. The heat rushing out of the house felt like a tropical breeze.
"My-my-my c-c-c-car-r-r-r-r sl...sli-i-i-i-d-d-d-d of-f-f-f-f-f..." Eric said through chattering teeth.
"Oh my goodness! Baby, it's cold outside! Come in! Come in!" The three men rushed past the beauty into the house. "Come with me. You can stand next to the fireplace and warm yourselves."
The house had a warm glow about it. Christmas music could be heard in every corner. It smelled like gingerbread. The men practically leapt into the large fireplace that was filled with a roaring fire and huddled in front of it.
"I apologize for how I'm dressed," the blonde said with a bashful smile. "We don't get visitors here very often and I was just settling in for a long winter's night."
"Oh! Ha ha! Don't...don't worry about it!"
"No! You're fine. No problem."
She giggled. "So, why were you boys dashing through the snow on such a dreadful night?"
Eric spoke up. "We were going out to Christmas Village when something ran out in front of me and I went off the road."
"Oh! You were going to the party?" she asked.
"Oh yeah! You know about it?" Barry asked.
"Of course I do! I've been to the Naughty or Nice party
many
times. But I don't think you'll be going to tonight." She saw the disappointment on the men's faces. "But let me make a call." She turned and left the room.
The three men looked at each other.
"Fuck dude! Did you see her? Jesus Christ!"
"I know, right? Fuck, she's gorgeous!"
"Man, she looks really familiar."
"Dude, did you hear her? She's been to the party 'many times'. From what I hear about the chicks that go to that party..."
Barry shook his head. "No fuckin' way."
"I know I've seen her before!"
"Yeah. In your dreams, loser."
Just then, she came back into the room. "I'm sorry, boys. They said the roads are impassable and no one from Christmas Village can make it here until tomorrow morning at the earliest. So it looks like you're stuck with me tonight. I'm sorry."
Each man thought the same thing.
I can think of worse places to be stuck!
"Since it looks like we're going to spend the night together, I guess I should introduce myself. You can call me Bambi," she said as she approached the men. She went to each one and shook their hand as they introduced themselves. "My goodness! You're frozen to the bone! Why don't you take off those wet clothes before you catch pneumonia and I'll go make us some hot cocoa. Okay?"
"Um, you want us to...take off our clothes?"
"Well, of course! I'm sorry I don't have anything for you to wear. Everything I have in the house is, well, fairly large. I'll be right back."
The men looked at each other.
"What the fuck?!"
"This is a setup. I know it is. A house in the middle of fucking nowhere? Where no one could hear you scream? She's gonna get us naked, then her huge-ass husband is gonna come home and kill us all! I mean, look at the size of this furniture! Fuck!"
"Oh for Christ's sake. Fuckin' losers." Eric pulled his shirt over his head as he kicked off his shoes and socks, then quickly dropped his pants and kicked them to the side.
"Fuck it." Barry quickly followed suit.
"We're dead. We're all going to fucking die." Roger reluctantly peeled off his clothes.
A few minutes later, Bambi walked back into the room carrying a silver platter with four matching goblets on it.
"Here we go!" she said cheerily before sitting down on the rugged wooden coffee table in front of the huge couch. Then she stood up straight and placed her hands on her hips. "Why are you boys still wearing those cold, wet underwear?"
"You...you want us to...take off our...underwear?"
"Yes, of course! I don't want you to getting sick because of me." She smiled. "You're not shy, are you? That's so cute!"
"Shy? Uh, no. It's just..."
"Are you sure?"
A wicked smile crossed her face. "Would it make you feel better if I was naked, too? Here, this will make you feel better."
She threw back her robe, revealing a lacy red bra with matching panties. Her eyes twinkled in the light of the fire as she reached behind her and unsnapped the bra. It slid down her arms until she threw it to the side. A pair of the most incredible tits were staring them in their faces. They were perfectly round and tan, each with a brown round areola and thick erect nipple in the center. She paused to let them admire the sight before reaching into the waistband of her panties and slowly pulling them down and across her ankles.