Saturday morning finds me jumping out of bed at eight even though I didn't get home from work until midnight and couldn't make myself actually sleep until about two in the morning. Jitters I guess. I'm a little nervous about today. Today is the day I just might have the most incredible sexual experience of my life, and there's actually a guy involved. Weird. I'm not used to looking forward to sex with a guy. Not after my ex-husband anyway. But, this one comes highly recommended, by his wife, who is incredible in bed herself. Ought to be interesting.
I eat a bowl of cereal and spend the next hour or so pruning, preening, brushing, waxing, washing, and rinsing, (with some rubbing, fingering, and cumming thrown in for good measure).
This is followed by a solid thirty minutes of staring into my closet wondering what to wear. "Gee Mer, what's gonna look the hottest crumpled up on their bedroom floor?" I say to myself, Joking, but not really. If everything goes well I have no doubt that's where my outfit will end up. But, I do want to look killer for them. Especially Mike, whom I barely know, but whose socks I want to knock off, along with the rest of his clothes.
In the end I choose a mid-thigh length blue skirt. Mike has blue eyes. I do remember that. To top it off, I pick a sleeveless white blouse with little blue flowers on it. It has good cleavage and goes well with the skirt. At the bottom of my freshly shaved legs I put a pair of white sneakers like the ones Lisa seems to favor. She and I don't talk about clothes much, other than to take them off each other and find them after-wards.
I debate about underwear for a sec and then, taking a cue from Lisa herself, decide not to wear any at all. Sexy sexy. It feels kinda naughty to go commando in a skirt. Maybe it's just my frame of mind right now. I also grab a small blue purse and a toothbrush.
Lisa called yesterday to give me their address and request that my fine ass, (her exact words), be there about noon. They are going to serve me lunch she said. I may be too nervous to eat, but I guess it's a good way to break the ice with Mike.
I jump in the car and punch her address into google maps and I'm off. "Ok Mer, concentrate on the road," I say to myself. You can't have any fun if you get into a wreck on the way. My lip itches and I scratch it only to realize my fingers still smell like pussy from playing with myself before I got dressed. At the next stoplight I close my eyes, run my fingers slowly under my nose, and breath deep. Slow down Mer. You're not even there yet. I glance over at the car next to me and a portly woman in her fifties is looking back at me, shaking her head. Was I that obvious? When am I going to learn to check the windows before I do embarrassing things. Screw it. When the light turns green, I look right back at her, put two fingers in my mouth and drive off.
When I pull into Lisa and Mike's driveway ten minutes later I'm still smiling about it. Hmmm, nice little house. Lisa herself is outside leaning against her Toyota. I restrain myself from running up and planting one on her right there. I'm not sure what would be appropriate in their front yard. For all I know the neighbors think they're a couple of clean-cut stiffs.
She smiles as she looks me up and down. "Hey stranger. You look great. I like," she says while taking my hand. "Are you still sure you want to do this?"
"Babe," I reply, looking deep into her beautiful green eyes, "I honestly haven't thought of much else since you brought it up. If your husband and I hit it off, and I suspect we will, I would love for you guys to do whatever you want with me. I want this. Hell, I need this."
She looks relieved. "Good to hear. I've had a hard time concentrating on things myself. This morning I almost brushed my teeth with Mike's shaving gel." We both laugh. She rubs my forearm with the hand I'm not holding. Would you like to come inside and meet my hubby again?"
"Lead the way," I say, "so I can check out your butt in those shorts." The shorts in question were tan and tight, so tight I could see no hint of a panty line underneath them. Perfect. She had a green V-neck T-shirt that both showed a little cleavage and set off her gorgeous eyes. No sign of a bra under there either. That's my girl. Go me.
I follow her perfect rump to the front door, suddenly nervous. As usual she picks up on this as soon as she turns to look at me.
"Relax babe. You have nothing to fear, and a whole lot to look forward to." She pushes the door open and leads me inside. I'm checking out their tasteful, quasi-modern decor as she closes the door behind me. The next thing I know Lisa's arm are wrapped around me and her lips seek out mine. I return the kiss eagerly. We stop after a minute. "Come on, Mike is in the kitchen."
She takes my hand and leads me toward the smells and sounds of food being prepared. Her arm is around my waist as she stops just inside the kitchen. "Hey babe, look who followed me into the house. Can we keep her?" She says to the back of the man standing at the sink, like I was a stray kitty that followed her home. Meow. It's a little weird hearing her call someone else babe. Oh well. This day's gonna get a little more weird before it's over with.
Mike turns around with a grin. This time I'm not too floored by Lisa to pay closer attention to him. His blue eyes are smiling at me from beneath his dark brown bangs. You can actually smile with your eyes I think. They're not Lisa's phenomenal green eyes, but they are very nice. His face is friendly and pleasant, his welcoming expression not at all forced. His body isn't too bad either, a masculine build that says he's not afraid of work, but not overdone like a gym rat. Not too soft, not too hard, but just right.
I realize his blue eyes are looking me over from head too foot. This would normally irritate me, except that I was just doing the same thing to him and have no room to talk. He looks casual, bluejeans, no shoes, and a close fitting retro T-shirt with a big smiley-face on it. "It's nice to see you again. Nice shirt," I say. Lame lame lame. Mer, you couldn't think of anything better than that?
Mike walks toward me and takes my hands in his. "I am happy to see you too Meredith. You look great. By the way, I want to thank you," he says. His warm voice sounds as pleasant as he looks.
"Thank me for what?" I ask. I can feel his thumbs rubbing the backs of my hands. Lisa, who has been quiet since Mike turned around, is running her hand up and down my back.
"For making Lisa happy. You wouldn't know it, but she's been happier these last few weeks than I've seen her in a long time, and when she's happy, I'm happy." He looks over at his wife with a more loving expression than I ever received from my ex-husband. I'm starting to see why she loves him so much. I'm starting to feel all warm inside myself.
"Awwww," Lisa says, "that's very sweet, but you make it sound like I was a miserable wreck before I met her. You've made me pretty happy yourself you know." She pops up on her toes and kisses him quickly.
"I know," he replies, "You're just so content lately, like you have nothing to hide and everything to be happy about. And it's all because of Meredith."
He looks back at me and adds, "You are welcome here anytime." He leans in and kisses me on the cheek, then Lisa on the lips. "You ladies want some lunch or what? Have a seat at the dinner table and I'll serve it up."
I merely nod as Lisa leads me to the dinner table. My brain is reeling. I'm starting to realize what I missed marrying Randell. In a single minute I've witnessed more love and affection between Mike and Lisa than I experienced the entire five years I was married to shmuck-face. I don't know if it was because I was raised solely by my mother, but I never knew what to expect from married life. I never knew what I was missing.
"What did he cook?" I ask Lisa, trying to bring myself back to the here and now.
"He wanted to do something special for you and scratch-made a vegetarian pizza," she answers, beaming proudly.