NOTE: This is Chapter Six in the series of Rick and Janie. It helps if you've read the previous chapters, though it's not absolutely necessary. WARNING: this story has some hot action, but a fair amount of set-up to make it real. It's definitely not a stroke story. My apologies if you're looking for instant gratification.
"Sit tight hon, I'll be right there." Janie hung up and dropped the handset in the charger. She looked around for her keys but they weren't in the usual spot. "Rick, have you seen my keys?"
Rick's voice echoed from the bedroom. "Yes."
"Where are they?"
"I don't know."
"I thought you said you'd seen my keys!"
"I have." Rick strolled out of the bedroom, gesturing as he came down the hall. "You've got that little sterling mermaid, right?"
"Right." Janie blinked, then rolled her eyes. "Okay, Mr. Literal, do you know where my keys are?"
Rick stared off, then answered without looking at her. "Where did you go tonight?"
"Gym, Whole Foods, home..."
Rick nodded without breaking his stare into the corner of the room. "Think back. You got home, pulled the keys from the ignition..."
Janie squinted then her eyes popped open. "I clipped them on to my bag!"
"You often do," Rick nodded.
Janie followed Rick's stare across the room β right to her bag. Her keys were clipped to the side, sparkling in the dining room lights. "Oh, thank God. I have to go. Do you want to come?"
"Here? Now?"
Janie started to answer, then snapped her mouth shut. She grabbed her purse and headed for the door. "Staying or going?"
"Going. But I liked 'coming' better. I'll meet you outside."
Rick pulled on boots and a windbreaker. Thirty seconds later, he met Jane at her Land Rover. She fired up the Defender as Rick crawled in and she was in deep concentration as they rocketed from the parking lot.
"So... Where are we going?"
"405 Northbound, just before it drops into the Valley." Janie flipped her on headlights as she got closer to traffic. "Cynthia's car died."
"Cynthia...?" Rick slapped his forehead. "Not
that
Cynthia."
"Yes,
that
Cynthia."
"Doesn't she have triple-A?"
Janie bit her lip as they pulled onto Pacific Coast Highway. "Rick, she's had sort of a run of bad luck."
"How bad?"
"You remember her ex-husband?"
"No. Waitβ" Rick rubbed his chin. "Wasn't he an attorney?"
Janie glanced at him. "Everybody else says 'lawyer,' you say 'attorney.'"
Rick shrugged. "Charlie something, right? Char? Charred?"
"Chaz."
"Whatever. I only met him once..." Rick could picture the man: slim and impeccably groomed. Savile Row hand-tailored suits. An easy smile that always gave him a second to find that perfect balance of diplomacy and familiarity. He specialized in defending clients against racketeering charges. "...I don't really remember him."
Janie accelerated through the tunnel, touching 80 as PCH transformed into the eastbound 10. Her expression boiled through a dozen emotions as she weaved through mid-evening traffic. "He's made life hell for her since the divorce β at least we think it was him. She had her identity stolen just after the divorce; they emptied her bank account then used her ID to commit fraud. The investigation has been going for the last year and she's fucked until it's over."
"Ouch. Why didn't you tell me any of this earlier?"
"She didn't want me to. Not since..."
"Yeah, okay," Rick nodded. ...Not since he'd turned her down. Cynthia popped into Rick's vision and it was a sight from the pages of Playboy. Literally. Granted, her last pictorial was seven years ago, but the woman had the kind of body other women proclaimed "didn't exist in real life." But she existed. She definitely existed.
Cynthia was still married at the time but the divorce was already in motionβ that wasn't the issue. Nor was her ex an issue, slimy little prick that he was. No, this was something far more important. On one warm night, about a year ago, the lights were dimmed, the voices a soft whisper, and Cynthia kissed him. He kissed back, and when it was over, he pulled back as gently as he could. Cyn was looking to be a "friend with benefits," just like Jane.
If it had come up week earlier, he would've jumped at the chance, emotional debris and all. A few days earlier, though, he and Jane had used the "Love" word. Cynthia was a knockout, and he loved her dearly, but Jane was the most important part of his life and he didn't want to endanger that. Cynthia nodded and Rick faded away from Jane's circle of friends...
Janie concentrated on traffic as she accelerated from the ramp to the northbound 405. It took a moment to get breathing room and when she got it, she saw Rick staring out over the city.
"Where are you?"
"A client," Rick mumbled.
Janie checked traffic, then studied Rick's expression. "Looks like it was tough case."
Rick nodded. "He's a mess."
"Can you talk about it? Change names to protect the innocent?"
Rick shook his head. "Not this one, babe."
Janie pursed her lips. "Well, if you find a way..."
"Thanks." Rick nodded and looked off.
The "client" was Rick himself. His imagination was kinkier than average, but he never thought he'd actually
try anything
. It was Cynthia that pushed him past the threshold. Even as Rick denied her, fantasies latched themselves onto his imagination. Cynthia wasn't any more attractive than Jane, just different. The contrast appealed to the Great American desire for variety... or maybe just the curse of wanting what you haven't got. It wove a web of guilt as he courted not-exactly-plain Jane. He fought off Rick-Cynthia fantasies only to have them evolve into Cynthia-Rick-Jane episodes. The guilt got worse. Fueled by two decades of porn imagery, Rick excised Cynthia by making Jane the center of wildly debauched fantasies.
Fuck. We saw where that led
.
Rick shifted in his chair. "It's been a year since I've actually seen her. This isn't gonna be real easy."
Janie nodded. "If it makes you feel any better, I think she'll have a harder time being around you."
"Am I that hard to deal with?"
"Yes," Janie smiled, "though I love dealing with you when you're hard."
"You're not helping."
"Maybe I am."
Rick cocked an eyebrow at her. "Say what?"