I saw a recent episode of The Larry David Show in which Larry's wife agreed to live up to a pre-marriage deal that Larry could have sex with another woman if the marriage lasted ten years.
The ten-year anniversary is approaching, and I don't know how Larry's deal ended up. But it reminded me about a deal I had with an ex-girlfriend.
Valerie had a friend named Caroline, who was her best friend from New York. When Val moved to Texas, she talked to Caroline on the phone almost every night while we made dinner. I had never met her personally, but I had seen tons on photos (these gals can flat wear out a camera) and talked to her on the phone dozens of times. She was funny, worked at a publishing house in New York and ...
was the EXACT opposite of Val in looks. Val is barely five feet tall and weighs about 105 lbs. She has a great body, but very petite. She has beautiful tits, but they fit in an A cup. She has a great ass, but it fits is a child's pair of bluejeans. She has a gorgeous pussy, but it needs lots of foreplay and Astroglide before my dick can get in it.
Caroline is 5'10", about 140 lbs., and has giant tits. She is not fat at all -- just big-boned and stacked. In fact, her butt is as tight as Val's and her waist is thin. Val always keeps a bald pussy; Caroline (I was told by Val) takes pride in her wild red bush. Val works temp jobs and never graduated high school; Caroline has an MBA from GWU and is a fairly well-known executive.
Val called me at the office one day and said that Caroline was scheduled to attend a trade show in Dallas on the week before Easter. Could she stay with us in Austin after the convention?
Sure.
When I got home that night, there were candles lit everywhere and lasagna and red white on the table. Val greeted me like never before and thanked me for agreeing to let Caroline stay with us. I didn't think I really had a choice, but hey, I'll take credit whenever I can get it. Val was obviously excited to see her friend.
After we did the dishes, Val blew me right there in the kitchen. Then she went on to tell me how great I was for letting Caroline share our house. When we got in bed, Val was particularly frisky and thanked me again. Later, I told her that, while I appreciated all the attention, allowing Caroline to stay with us was not a big decision for me. My friends stay with us when they are in town, her friends do the same -- heck, we let local friends stay with us when they have been overserved.
Val looked at me kind of strange, then clammed up. I asked her if something was wrong. She leaned over, hugged me, and said, "I guess I haven't told you."
"Told me what,?" I asked.
It turns out that Valerie and Caroline had not just been great friends -- they were lovers years before. Val said she had only been with one other woman, and that was a one-night-stand. Caroline and Val, it turns out, actually were a long-term item.
Val was worried about how I would react. Truth is, I found it interesting. Val and I both had adventerous sexual pasts, but this was the first that I learned that Val once had a girlfriend.
Instead of being mad, I told Val that I thought it was hot. I also sort of let it slip that I thought Caroline -- based on the pics I had seen -- was pretty hot. "If you had a lesbian relationship, you seemed to have picked a damned good partner," I told her.
"But it's been years, and we're just best friends now."
