This story was inspired by "In Praise of the Stepmother" by Mario Vargas Llosa. I first published a different version of this story, with a different title, 10 years ago. This version has been substantially reworked. Enjoy. Thanks to Pink Delphi for her editing assistance.
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CHAPTER 1
Serafina and I have been happily married for several years, and the love-making is good if not mind-blowing. My wife says I am prone to fantasize excessively. I prefer to say that I have a "rich inner life." Indeed, Serafina doesn't have any idea how many times she's been ravished by the King of Lydia while she plays the Queen of the Gypsies. When I enter her she cries out, "Walter, OH, Walter!" but I hear "Candaules, OH, Candaules!" (Walter being the unsexiest of names and long since banished from my mind).
Forgive me my silly pleasures.
As I said, I enjoy our lovemaking, but it is circumscribed by two serious limitations. First, my wife simply will not learn to speak Greek. Second, she has long been unwilling to indulge my fantasy of having a harem, which would be so easily satisfied by simply bringing another woman into our bed. I have it in my head that all the Monarchs have been proud adulterers, and who is Serafina to deny royalty, after all? But I have not pressed the issue too hard. After all, I would not tolerate a man in our bed.
Let me tell you about Serafina, my beautiful gypsy, before we go any farther. Her eyes are wild and dark, her skin is buttery, and she laughs when she climaxes. Her breasts are soft gypsy hillocks which she hides underneath baggy and modest clothes, so that only I know that her nipples are tawny thimbles that hum when I kiss them. Her sex smells as sweetly as the morning and tastes even better and when I have strained my tongue and pushed it into her as deeply as I can, she will sometimes whisper, "motherfucker, motherfucker, motherfucker..."
Not long ago my wife's college friend - call her Isabella - came to our home for the week. Having recently quit her big city job, she wanted to unwind with old friends, as she put it. Serafina knew that I had mixed feelings about Isabella. On the one hand, she was irresponsible and represented Sera's wild college past, about which I knew very little. The combination of Isabella and Serafina sometimes brought out the prude in me. Is it just me, or does it seem that all men in these situations know both less and more about their wives' sex lives than they would like? On the other hand, Isabella was sexy and busty and enjoyed provoking me with an flash of breast (accidental?) from beneath her morning robe. Truth be told, Candaules had ridden Isabella around the room more than once in his mind.
Late one night, after two bottles of Merlot, Isabella said "I'll be right back," and slipped out of the den. Sera and I were in the habit of sitting up late, just talking and relaxing, and Isabella had quickly taken to our ways.
A few moments later she returned with a joint and a lighter. I tensed up.
"What's that?" I asked, all prude, no King.
"Of course it's a joint, silly. Don't tell me you've never been high," Isabella responded.
I had, and I said so. But college pot-smoking had been so long ago and I felt so much more conservative now.
Sera spoke up. "I'll smoke with you."
"Atta girl," said Isabella, and she promptly fired up. Several minutes later, we were all extravagantly high. You didn't think that I'd sit and watch two beautiful women light up without me, did you? And naturally, our talk turned to sex. Isabella began ribbing me about Serafina.
"You know, don't you, that Sera was quite a wild one at the U. I could tell you all about it..."
Sera blushed and giggled. The two were sitting awfully close on our couch, and I began to wonder if they had a history. Sera had confessed to the occasional lesbian fantasy, which thrilled me, but I was almost certain that she had never indulged.
"No, Walter, I've never fucked your wife," said Isabella, as if reading my mind. "No Walter, I'm not reading your mind," she said, apparently reading my mind again, "it's just that a mouse seems to have crawled into your pocket." It was true, and I could only laugh and take another pull on the joint in response.
"What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done with Sera, Walter?" asked Isabella, and I held my smoke while contemplating a response. What sort of question is that to ask a King?, I thought to myself, and fantasized about taking out my royal sceptre and...
"He's drifting away," said Sera. "You have to watch him or he'll be off in fantasyland in no time."
Isabella knew that I would never answer such an open-ended question, so she began a laundry list to which I nodded in the affirmative: blowjobs, light bondage, whipped cream, etc.
"Have you ever fucked your wife in the ass?" This brought me up short, and I looked at Sera, who laughed and said, "No way. My gate only swings one way! But I bet he'd bugger you if you'd let him," and giggled at the thought of it.