Call me Vicki. That's Vicki with an "i". Or not. I suppose it's not too serious. That's not my real name, anyway. It's just one that usually pops into my mind when a client asks for my name. Which I do appreciate. It's mostly the older ones. The younger ones are usually satisfied with "honey", or "babe".
In case you missed the clue, I'm a part-time party girl...
"Hooker"
Pay no attention to the interruptions. That's Sly, my agent...
"Pimp"
Whatever. The guy that finds and vets clients for me and takes an inordinately large percentage of my earnings. He lacks class. Ignore him.
"Watch it!"
"I thought we had agreed on the terms," I said. "Don't forget, in real life I have a real job for a real law firm. You can at least fake some iota of respect." He just grinned.
Anyway, as I was saying before the unwarranted interruptions, call me Vicki. That'll do for now.
I thought you might be interested in listening to me reminisce, from time to time, about my more interesting clients. Full disclosure, though: I'll leave out the embarrassing parts and just talk about the ones I enjoyed and would like to share with you.
A bit of background, first.
I met Sly when a few college friends and I went pub crawling in the Village. Without going into details, we did a few things with Sly and his buddies that could have gotten us into a lot of trouble. A few weeks later Sly confronted me with damning evidence and told me what his 'fee' for 'losing' the evidence would be. Some would call it blackmail. Well, in any case, the price was way beyond what I could afford and yet keep it secret. So Sly generously offered me the opportunity to work it off. I just had to service him and a few paying clients he found for me. Long story short, after a few weeks and some interesting adventures I found I was pretty good at this stuff and actually enjoyed the work. Sly, who at first mocked me as an uptight spoiled "princess", reluctantly had developed respect for me, or at least for my talents. (He still calls me Princess, but the pejorative connotation is gone.) Eventually my debt was paid off, but then he casually asked if I might want to continue the partnership. Surprising both of us, I said yes. So, I keep my day job, but my nights are often fun, always interesting, and Sly and I have been doing quite well these last weeks. But I'm not about to quit my day job. Can't do this forever, you know.
Anyway, one night a week or so ago, after a rather pleasant session, when the satisfied client had left and Sly and I were distributing our (my) earnings, Sly said, "Princess, I got something unusual for you, if you're interested. The money's real good."
"When you ask me that way," I said, "it usually means something I'm not gonna like."
"Aww, Princess, have I ever pushed you into doing something you didn't eventually enjoy? Look, you gotta be willing to explore if we're ever gonna make big bucks."
"I don't need to make 'big bucks'," I said. "You do. I have a job. But okay, for laughs, what's the job?"
"That's my girl." Sly said with a disgustingly ingratiating smile.
"First of all, this is an outcall job."
"You mean I go to the client's place? Right away I don't like it. Too risky. Up to now you've always been here or at least in the next room. What if he's some kind of nut? Why should I risk my cute little ass now?"
"You let me worry about your cute little ass. I've checked the guy out," Sly assured me. "The setup sounds legit. And I made damn sure knows that if anything happens to you, I'm your insurance policy." Sly managed to put a lot of menace in his voice. He's a pretty big guy and has had a rough life. I guess I wouldn't want to get on his bad side. So okay so far.
"Besides," he added, "maybe it's time we took the training wheels off."
"All right. No promises, but I'm listening."
"Okay. Seems that this guy married this gorgeous piece, but she won't put out for him, at least not the way he wants her too. What he wants from you is a threesome where you work on the wife to distract her while he does her. Maybe too, you can show her how it's done and how much fun it can be."
"Sly," I said, "This sounds weird. Besides, I've never made it with a woman. I don't know if I want to start now. I like guys."