Bubbles
Bubbles was at her job as manager of Ye Olde Sex Shoppe checking in some new merchandise when she saw something horrible in the box Chastity cages!!! She looked at them in horror. "This is Blasphemy" she thought and quickly put them in a bag to be returned to the vendor as soon as possible.
She continued happily checking in the rest of the stock, Lube, both flavoured and unflavoured, handcuffs, restraints, spreader bars clit ticklers, vibrators of all shapes and sizes and other such wholesome items.
All went well until the owner came in. He looked around, inspected the shelves and eventually asked Bubbles about the chastity cages. She explained that she had put them in a bag to be returned. "Enforced chastity is evil and blasphemous, it is against the will of the Goddess. I will not have such filth in a store I manage"
After a long and ugly argument in which she accused the owner of being a celibate, being anti sex, and being a member of the local "Make polyamory illegal" league. ( all of which was correct ) He told her that she was fired.
Dejectedly she walked out of the store and to a nearby park that she liked so she could sit and think for a bit. After thinking on what had occurred she went home to the beachfront apartment she shared with her lover Vibe.
As expected he wasn't home, he was at work. She sat at the kitchen table and sought comfort in the bottle of Cuervo 1800 Gold Reserve they kept. Three ounces of that poured straight down cleared her brain a bit. She decided that this was against the will of the Goddess and she needed spiritual advice. She took her phone out of her purse and call Pastor Mike.
The pastor took her call and after listening to her he assured her he would be right over. Stopping only to be sure that he had some of the Holy Lube and a few sex toys in his bag he hurried over. To her apartment.