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Brotherly Love
"Hey, it's me, how ya doin'?"
"OK. How's you, big bro?"
"Only OK? What can I do to help?"
"Oh, nothing. Just a bit off today."
"Tell your big bro all about it. Never know, maybe I can make it all better."
It was typical of Mark to assume that he had the right to know everything about his younger brother's life. This had always been the way. He was only four years older, but since their parents divorced, over twenty years earlier, he had taken on the role of their father. He wasn't very good at it, but he had decided the mantle was his to wear, and he would portray himself in this role to everyone.
Liam was sick of it, to be honest. He loved his older brother, of course, but being spoken to in such a patronising manner over all these years was irritating.
The truth was, Mark had everything. He had the job he wanted, the house he wanted, the income he wanted. Not that Liam wanted those things. He would never have chosen Mark's job, house or lifestyle (the income, maybe), but he was doing ok.
The one thing Mark had that Liam really wanted was his wife. Not that there was anything wrong with Liam's wife. She was attractive and fun, great company and shared the housework with him - he did most of the cleaning, while she focused on cooking, which she was brilliant at - her lasagne was second to none, and her home baking was magnificent.
It was inevitable, Liam reflected, that after ten years of marriage, she would have put on a little weight - mainly on her hips - but she was hardly 'big', just had wide hips and a bum which many found insanely attractive. Not Liam, however. His focus had always been boobs. Shelley had never been stacked, but she had a nice handful - any more was a waste, they said. Bullshit, according to Liam. No-one said that about money, or food.
Mark's wife was entirely different. She had tits a man could get lost in. She didn't flaunt them, but they were unmissable - to Liam anyway. She was slim, and worked out, which made her top heavy - just what Liam liked. Worse still, while Liam's wife was a couple of years older than him, Mark's was five years younger. Somewhere in the great scheme of things, their wives had got mixed up.
Over ten years of marriage, Liam and Shelley's sex life had, inevitably, he assumed, become less avid. From their early days, when they fucked daily and creatively, they now had sex about once a week, if that, and then it consisted of a quick grope, hop on top and hump away until she climaxed and he spat his cum inside her - vaguely hoping it might one day result in pregnancy, but allowing hope to dwindle month after month.
Liam often wished they had talked about it. At first, they had regularly had oral sex (almost every time), enjoyed anal sex, dressed up, had sex in the open countryside - even had a threesome with Shelley's friend from University, and seriously considered swinging after that. In truth, neither of them had dismissed the thought, it had just drifted away without them picking up the reins of the conversation again. Liam wondered if Shelley had similar thoughts.
"You listening?"
Liam drew himself back to the telephone conversation.
"Sorry, mate, just thinking. Say again."
"I said, why don't you and Shelley come to us for the weekend. Weather's great, we can have a barbeque and just relax. Shelley and Maria can talk about girlie things and we can catch up on the family."
Liam really did not want to go, but he knew Shelley would. She loved visiting Mark, and she and Maria got on well. Mark and Maria only married two years ago after a six-month romance, and it always seemed that their marriage was in the honeymoon phase - lots of hand-holding and kissing, gentle caresses and double-entendres. They were sure to grow out of it, but it irritated.
Still, Liam reflected, maybe some of it would rub off on Shelley. Maybe she would rub him off! Too much to ask. But still...
Just at that moment, Shelley walked in.
"Hi. Oh! Sorry, you're on the phone. Who is it?"
"Mark," mouthed Liam.
"Hey Mark," shouted Shelley, "what's up?"
Liam closed his eyes, annoyed, as he knew what would happen next.
"Hey Shell," yelled Mark in his ear.
"Ow! Stop yelling." Liam complained. "I'll put you on speaker." He did so, and Mark spoke in a lower voice.
"Hey, Shell. Just inviting my little bro and his gorgeous lady wife down for the weekend. Y'know - nice barbie, sitting in the garden, chatting with Maria, board games in the evening. What d'you think?"
Shelley instantly smiled with delight. "We'd love to. Sounds wonderful."
Liam groaned inwardly. He hated board games almost as much as Maria enjoyed them.
"Fantastic! Be here for dinner Friday, then we've got all day Saturday and you can leave after Sunday lunch. How's that sound? Bring your bikini, Maria spends half her life sunbathing at the moment."
"Wonderful!" Shelley exclaimed delightedly. And so, the die was cast.
Liam was morose. The only light in the sea of darkness was the thought of Maria in a bikini. Other than that, his brother's mediocre barbeques and board games were his idea of hell. Add to that, the idea that Mark was going to be prying into what was making Liam miserable, and the descent to total damnation seemed inevitable. No way was he going to talk about his marital dis-satisfaction with his brother.
Mark and Liam had never discussed sex. It was rather a taboo subject in the family, and it was the one way in which Mark succeeded in being like a father to Liam. They would no more discuss sex in their marriages than most other fathers and sons. Still, not many fathers were married to Maria.
The next two days dragged for Liam. He dutifully helped Shelley to pack, noting that her string bikini from their nightmare holiday in Majorca was in the suitcase. The holiday had been hell. They were told that theirs was a nice, quiet resort, away from the clubs and chaos. It wasn't. It was loud, full of drunks with over-crowded beaches. The only pleasure was gazing at the bare tits of topless women on beaches and by the swimming pool - but only when Shelley wasn't looking.
"Stop staring," she kept saying, "they're just tits. You can see mine whenever you want, and there's millions of them online."
Once the suitcase was closed, Shelley addressed him, using the same tone of voice.
"And stop being so bloody moody. Mark loves seeing you. He'll be really looking forward to it. I spoke to Maria last night, and I know they've been working really hard to make sure our stay goes well. Smile. Be pleasant. Stop acting like a child."
Liam knew he had been irritable, ever since they agreed to go - or Shelley did, anyway - but he knew she was right. The least he could do was to try to enjoy it - especially if he was trying to use Mark and Maria's 'touchy-feely' behaviour to help his and Shelley's relationship.
He smiled. "Sorry. You know how it is with Mark. He gets patronising and tries being a dad, then we argue. It pisses me off. But I'll try. Never know. Might be OK."
He noted that Shelley had been talking to Maria again. They spoke two or three times a week, and he wondered what it was all about. She'd better not be telling her all their personal secrets. If Mark found Shelley was dissatisfied, the lecture would be unbearable.
It took just over an hour to get to Mark's house. It was in a small country village, and while the house was not huge compared to others around it, it was substantially larger than their three bedroom (well two and a box room) semi-detached suburban property. It also had a very good-sized garden, surrounded on all sides by trees, ensuring total privacy. Liam was jealous.
In truth, Liam was jealous of everything about Mark. His house, his wife, his job. While he had to tick over as a teacher, still with no promotions or enhanced salary, Mark worked in finance. It was a soulless job, but had regular hours and paid money which failed to reflect Mark's lack of skills, other than the ability to part people from cash which they could not afford. It was not a job Liam could do, as he considered it immoral, and found the way Mark's employers promoted him for this lack of morality positively despicable.
As he and Shelley pulled into the driveway (no on-road parking here), Mark and Maria appeared at the door, smiling broadly. There were hugs all round and air kisses exchanged. Liam felt a distinct frisson in his crotch as Maria pressed her large, firm breasts against him, and a slight irritation as Mark grabbed Shelley's arse as they embraced.
Once more, the irony struck him. How had they ended up with the wrong wives? Mark had always been an 'arse man', while he was the 'tit man'. He glanced at Maria's boobs, wondering once again if they were surgically enhanced, but deciding, as he always did, that they were too flexible and pliant for that. He would give anything to get his hands on them.