What's up, people? The name is Dr. Tariq Malouk. Got a rather exciting story to share with you today. I am an openly bisexual Black Muslim man on a mission. I studied psychiatry at Carleton University in Ottawa, Ontario, and nowadays, I run a small practice near South Keys Plaza. I use my skills as a trained psychiatrist to help couples.
There aren't a lot of Black Muslim men in the field of psychiatry and that's a damn shame. I've been told that I don't look like a shrink. At six-foot-one, with my dark skin, muscular body and shaved head, I look more like an NBA player than a doctor. Mental health is a field that has always fascinated me. I truly want to make a difference.
I want to show the world that tall Black men aren't simply designed to play sports, entertain people, or commit crimes. I want to show people that educated Black men are a force to reckon with. If more Black men went out and earned college degrees and good jobs instead of trying to become ballers or rappers, the world would be a better place.
I want to make the world of Black relationships great again. Of course, this requires doing some truly unorthodox things but that's alright. Someone's got to do it. Be glad I'm on your side. Let the truth be told. Our lives are defined by relationships and some people will do anything to make things work. Bless their souls.
Last night, I had a blast with a nice couple, Osman Bashir and his wife Zahra Ali-Bashir, who live in the City of Ottawa, Ontario. Osman is a six feet two inches tall, handsome and dark-skinned African American Muslim gentleman, educated in business management at University of Ottawa, and he presently works for Wellington Limited in downtown Ottawa.
As for Osman's wife Zahra Ali-Bashir, she's around five-foot-nine, pleasantly plump, with short curly hair, dark brown skin and light green eyes. Zahra's father came from the nation of Somalia and her mother was from Ireland. The mixed beauty is lovely in the manner of curvaceous women the world over. What a gal...
Zahra and Osman met at the University of Ottawa, and these days, she's a schoolteacher. A business executive married to a schoolteacher. Sounds like a power couple if you ask me. The happy couple has fallen into something of a rut in the bedroom lately, and that's unfortunate. Lucky for them, I'm coming to the rescue.
"I engage in radically different couples therapy," I told Osman and Zahra as we discussed their issues in my office. They sure make a nice couple, these two. Of course, I understood their problems all too well. Osman is bisexual and his wife Zahra is having a hard time with it. She's considering divorcing him. I'm here to stop that from happening.
"Can you save our marriage?" Zahra asked me, and she looked coldly at Osman as she spoke. I smiled and nodded at Zahra, who showed the kind of frustration that ladies tend to display when they haven't had dick in a while. I am going to help you out, I thought, while looking at Zahra.
"Please," Osman said, although whether he was addressing his wife Zahra or myself, I couldn't be sure. I looked at Zahra and Osman, and then explained to them what I had in mind. You should have seen the look on their faces when I informed them of what I would require of them...