Nightfall. Time to head out in the city looking for adventure. This has been our tradition for as long as I can remember. My name is Kyle Jacobs and I am a rather adventurous young black man living in an undisclosed location in North America. I'm currently in college, studying criminal justice while playing football. These are my stories. I went to pick up my best friend Rick and we went for a night on the town. Like me, Rick is a tall young black man. He's a member of the wrestling team. We get along famously.
Tonight, we decided to go see his girlfriend Deanna Hayden and hang out on the town. Deanna lived in the women's dorm, not far from the athletic dorm. We knocked on the door and Deanna's roommate Alicia Rhodes opened the door. Alicia was a tall and chubby, plain-faced, big-bottomed black woman who played basketball for the school and also had a reputation for being loose, both on and off the basketball court. She greeted us, wearing a bathrobe and nothing underneath, from what I could see. I think I smelled weed on her breath, too.
This didn't seem like such a good idea to me, but at Rick's insistence, I went in. Alicia was looking at me the way a hungry man looks at fast food. I'm a tall, good-looking black college man. I'm used to having women fawn over me, especially when I'm in my football uniform. Still, I prefer a lady with some class. A freak is only good for one thing. Alicia was definitely a freak. Fortunately for Rick and I, Deanna came to the rescue. Deanna was a slim young woman with short blonde hair and pale blue eyes. This alabaster-skinned tomboy was Rick's girlfriend. What can I say? Some of the brothers are into white chicks!
We were supposed to go out but Rick decided we'd watch the NFL and Drink instead. He was sitting on the couch, making out with Deanna. The tomboy had her arms around her sexy jock lover. They were doing their thing and apparently enjoying themselves. Did I forget the part where Rick was smoking weed? Oh, yeah. He's totally into it. I sat on the couch, trying to watch the National Football League game and not see Deanna unzip my best friend's pants and take out his dick. I also tried not see her take him into her mouth and suck on him like a lollypop.
Meanwhile, Alicia was rubbing against me in suggestive ways. Man, I've always known this black chick was freaky but I hadn't known that she was a total heifer. With her weed-laced cigarette in her mouth, she was smoking and stroking me through my pants at the same time. I looked at her. She was no man's ideal of a great beauty but she did have her appeal. I've met some large women who were quite beautiful in their own way. Thick gals like Alicia are rarely seen in music videos but she was alright. She passed me the weed. I refused. I didn't smoke that stuff. First of all, it's illegal and second of all, it messes you up inside. No thanks.