All characters are over eighteen years old. This is a fantasy, so if some aspect doesn't conform to reality, just deal with it. It's a tall tale, and its way over the top. Try to have fun with it. Read with tongue firmly in cheek.
My girlfriend has a fairly large cunt. I don't mind, it fits me just fine and we have quite a bit of very nice satisfying sex. I am kinda wide in the dick. I'm the thickest at the base, where I'm a bit wider than a coke can. That's also about how thick I am towards the mushroom head. I've had women in the past who both loved my dick.. as well as a few who have not liked it at all. I suppose the irony is they all, without exception, came back to me for more! I guess I should be gratified that even my fiercest "dick detractors" seemed to develop a taste for my hard, fat meat-stick. They bitch and moan and complain that my "Equipment is too thick," or "Ooh, it hurts too much," or "No, I don't like it."
They sent me packin'. At least that gives me relief from the constant complaints.
Then, after a little while, they all beg me to take them back. They all miss me! They all, every single one, want to be with me again! That is so messed up. Some girls have even BEGGED me to fuck their sweet little behinds, knowing how thick I am. That was a weird surprise.
"Oh please Robert, take me back!" et cetera, et cetera. I sincerely don't understand women. If they hate my thick dick so much, why are they still trying so hard to get MORE of me? Why do they come so hard that they squirt? Why do they beg me for the "pile driver"? Why do they scream at me and tell me to go harder, faster and deeper? Women are way beyond my feeble male understanding.
Perhaps part of Connie's problem is that her fucking me hard all the time might have opened up her nice tight vagina ever so slightly. She has never complained about me stretching her sweet pussy out, although I do just that. She seems to like it. She does seem to be able to squeeze my cock whenever she feels like it! I love her snapping snatch! I also like the lack of complaints. Consuela never bitches about anything! I do complain about her working way too hard, but complain about her sweet pussy? Never.
It's my understanding that women bounce right back from whatever they, um, "install" in their "love tunnel", or so I am told. They have babies and seem to recover from that severe stretching trauma just fine, so I seriously doubt my man meat in her pussy should present any real issues or problems.
Seems to me, I simply help women find nice fat delicious orgasms. Well, at least that's my hope anyway. Put a few smiles on lovely faces, be they lesbians or straight girls. I always make sure that they come first. Always, always, always!
Consuela seemed extremely happy with my bedroom skills and my fat marital tackle. She wakes me almost every morning with her lovely, sexy, big, fat, plump cocksucker lips all wrapped around my morning glory. She sucks and bobs her head like crazy, and at the finish, Connie then swallows every single ounce of my love juices. She does all this with a happy smile. Since her mouth is stretched open wide, it is a sorta distorted smile, but it is a smile nonetheless.
Connie always wants to kiss me... right after I fill her mouth with my fresh jism! Connie loves to tease me, to make me taste my own jizz. It was her way of having a little fun after she sucks me dry. I'm sure not going to complain about her love of sucking my cock to wake me up.
I figured out a way to stop her sperm teasing: start eating her sweet pussy. Connie's somewhat large pussy was matched by her fairly large clitoris. It does not take long to get her off, because her sucking my dick gets her motor running. I just lick her entire pussy, outer lips as well, push my tongue into her hole and suck all around her clit. I keep doing that until at the end when I suck on her hard clit directly. She always comes rather explosively. Connie squirts hard, usually all over my face and in my mouth. Her body shakes like a leaf as she screams her head off in ecstasy. She never ever once complains and always let's me know she is grateful, the same way I always thank her every time for her great sloppy blowjobs. Sometimes we take things further, much further, directly after I eat out her sweet big pussy.
Immediately after she comes, even whilst she is still in mid-orgasm, that's when I take her, shoving my rehardened cock straight into her wet wild weasel! Sometimes she loudly screams again, and she comes a second time just from the penile penetration.
She never stops me or even complains at all. In fact, she would climax again three or four minutes later, almost always coming loudly, happily screaming and shuddering this time. Then... we are off to the races. Connie wants it as hard and fast as possible. Her tight cunt locks down on me whenever she has a huge orgasm. Her lovely little pussy actually GRASPS my now hard-as-steel, super-excited cock. Her love box has this amazing talent! I usually orgasm at this point. It is wonderful. Afterward, she and I kiss and hug for a while. At least until the second alarm goes off.
Time waits for no man, but we make damn good use of all the time we share. But it's time to get up and get ready. We both have bills to pay and money surely doesn't grow on trees, unfortunately.
From that time, our economic life interrupts our love life and we both have to rush to our individual jobs. She gets into her scrubs and heads to her nursing career, and I hit the ground running doing my real estate sales job.
Neither job was nine to five. I frequently had clients who wanted to see homes late in the evening after their own work was done. I had to bite the bullet and show them the property to make the sale. It wasn't all the time, but it was a bit of a pain in the ass. But I have prepared offers at midnight for full price to get the damn sale. Sometimes you gotta be flexible in order to make money to live. But I don't like working such insane hours. I did try hard not to work late. I try to set boundaries, but sometimes people purchasing a house are insane. If I don't make that late-night sale, someone else will. It's dog-eat-dog in real estate, survival of the fittest. So... occasionally I break my own rules and make a few thousand dollars in the process. So sue me. My bills don't care if I have to work late or not.
Consuela was almost always asked, begged, and cajoled into working a few hours after her shift technically ended. She was not only a very talented RN, but also an operating room nurse, and nurse supervisor. In that capacity, she might be in charge of twenty-five or thirty other nurses and support staff. Connie was in high demand. She was constantly checking on the patients and the quality of care they received. I was amazed by her ability to hone in on any medical situation and fix it instantly, or get the damn doctors involved if it was more than she and her staff could handle. She was brilliant. I honestly think she was more capable than many of the doctors working at the hospital.
Occasionally she would bring one of her sexy girlfriends home for a lesbian tryst, possibly for me to get some strange as well. I suppose you could call them bi-sexual, but that's really just splitting hairs. I split their sweet little snatches. I was not converting lesbian girls into straight women, just showing them there is a good side of some straight men. They all seemed to enjoy it. They always begged Connie for a taste of my cock. I thought lesbians wanted absolutely nothing to do with us guys? It didn't matter to me. I treated them all with care and respect, like the golden rule requires. They were Consuela's friends and lovers after all.
I suppose I have developed a good reputation in the bi-sexual nursing group. I have been nothing but respectful and kind to these sweet, caring girls. Sometimes my woman will ask me to massage them both because they are so very tired and exhausted. A nice little massage can do wonders. Now and then both girls just fall asleep after my handwork, but so what? They need rest just like everyone else. Regardless, her girlfriends always left happy and refreshed from our house. Sometimes they left filled with my sperm if they wished.
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Connie was dealing with some kind of serious issue. She was pissed off. "Robert! I wanna kill that little bastard motherfucker. He hurt Maria." Consuela was livid... It was not like her to get upset with anyone for no good reason. She was steaming angry.
"What do you mean?" I asked Connie. She moved close to me and lowered her voice so as to not upset her poor daughter further.
"He said something about Maria that really upset her-" she started, but I interrupted her.
"-I'll kill that stupid fuck. What's his name... Timothy or Tim? They'll need it for his headstone. Nobody hurts Maria and lives to talk about it." I was kinda upset, same as my Consuela.
"Not Tim, he's a sweetheart. He might be, well... a little gay. No, it was Ronnie, that fuckface. He makes me so angry. That little tattooed piece of shit told Maria that she has a big cave between her legs. If you go smash that little fucker it will be all over the school. I need you to do something else for me, Bob. I need you to give Maria back her self-respect."
"Huh?" I was confused. I just wanted to beat the shit out of that loud mouth Ronnie.
"Listen. I need you to prove to Maria that she doesn't have a big cave for a pussy. She just needs the right size man to fit her down there. Will you do it?" Connie asked me earnestly. I didn't quite understand what the fuck she wanted me to do. I guess I am very dense.
"Do what? Prove to her that she has a nice pussy, um... how?" I asked her. I didn't catch her drift. What the hell was she asking of me? I still wanted to kill the little bitch boy who said it in the first place. He won't be able to spread anything around when I bury him beneath a big rock.
"You fucking idiot, I need you to make love to my daughter. Show her that she's not a big cave. Stretch her out and make her come, like you do to me," Consuela explained her plan to me. I was to fuck little Maria and stretch her sweet pussy out like I did everyday with Connie? Wouldn't that upset her even more, being with me?
The last thing I want to do is upset Maria. But Consuela was insistent.
"You can prove to her that she has a tight little pussy just by fucking her. Although, you might stretch her out a bit with your wide meat stick."
"Oh," I replied. I thought about it some more. "Wait, wait, wait!" I was shocked.
