Yes, dear readers, today's My Birthday!
Now, in case you're wondering just what to get Me for a Birthday present, read on for a few suggestions!
The main reason I ask for these things is because, well, I'm a Dirty Old Man and a fucking Perverted one, at that!
Another reason is because I'm going through a bit of withdrawal from my Birthday Weekend! Yeah, I'm talking about my Annual Birthday Bash/ Orgy, 2014!!!
Many of you came again, this year. It was great to see you all again. And we had quite a few newbies with us this year! (Get this: Six of the "newbs" were girls UNDER the age of twenty! I kid you not! And two of those were only eighteen! And I got to fuck them both! TWICE! In their asses, too!!!) So, to say that My dick is ready to fall off is an understatement! My poor testicles have turned into a pink, spongy mess and my old prostate? Whereas before, it might have been swollen, due to my age, etc, etc. Well, now, it's shrunk to the size of a wasabi pea!! Although, it might be a bit swollen from the abuse it took from the young girls and their tongues and fingers, as they tried to get me to ejaculate more cum by stimulating it through my asshole! Seriously, these little sluts got a little advice from my Lover, "brookie," (you remember her, right?) and as soon as I'd pop my cork up one of their asses, the other one would try to see how long it'd take her to get me hard again so she could fuck me to cumming in her again! This went on for 13 hours, straight! During which time I came a total of 8 times! In my life, I've cum maybe six times in one weekend! And that was 12 years ago, with Amber and Nathalie! But I'm an old man now... An actual OLD MAN! (I just turned 50 today!)
I'm also out of My special blend of herbs & Viagrow, too! Yet, I'm still fucking horny! WTF, kiddies!
I mentioned brookie, my Love. Oh, I was soooo happy to see her when she showed up at my party! She'd told me on the phone that she couldn't make it this year. Well, you can imagine how totally bummed out I was about that. Apparently, she'd been able to get someone else to fill in for her at her job and she spent all night Thursday, driving down from DC! Imagine my surprise when she showed up, naked, during the orgy! I was thinking about fucking one of the 19 year olds in her ass when, up crawls my young submissive, as silently as ever, and taps me on my shoulder. I shrugged her off, because I was getting ready to lick the ass of that new slut so I could fuck her, when the attention-seeker grabbed onto my balls and started tonguing them and sucking them in the way that always gets me harder-than-steel! I moaned, loudly, looked between my legs and saw a face I've loved ever since I first saw it in the University Bookstore, where I met her---It was, of course, brookie! She took her mouth off me long enough to explain that she'd driven for 10 straight hours and her "brain was fried" and she "neeeeded to be fucked into unconsciousness!" So I picked her up, carried her into my bathroom, turned on the shower, threw her under the hot water and proceeded to scrub all the tension from her shoulders, back, down her legs to her calves, then up her shins, thighs, hips, stomach, the side of her chest, into her armpits, down her arms then back up to her shoulders. Then I washed her long hair with a sweet smelling herbal shampoo.
Now, dear reader, you'll notice that I completely avoided her sexual erogenous zones and I did that on purpose: Because we hadn't seen each other in nearly six months! And I wanted to torture her for just a bit. Seeing my lovely, submissive/ masochistic Lover looking at me, dripping with water, with such need in her eyes, just fueled My Dominant, Sadistic desires. So, I told her to keep her hands at her sides and then plunged my index and middle fingers into her smoldering, smooth cunt and immediately made contact with her g-spot. Luckily, I was able to support her body against the wall of the shower with my naked, wet body, preventing her from falling onto the floor of the shower, because as soon as I did that, her body went into such orgasmic paroxysms, she nearly passed out! I was watching her face as her eyes rolled into the back of her head as her breath just left her body and she started to shake like a shaved chihuahua in a frigid snowstorm!
When her senses returned, after two minutes, she signed, pleading for me to fuck her. "Now!"
And thanks to my special blend of herbs and Viagrow, I was ready for my young friend's voracious sexual appetite! (My reasons for needing the boost to my erection are few but mostly it's because, while I was in my 20's and 30's, I rode a bicycle with a hard leather saddle that pressed on the nerves that feed my penis. Luckily I caught the problem before it did too much, irreversible damage! But it did leave me with a semi-inability to achieve a full, lasting erection. But it's not all bad, kiddies. As brookie will tell you, if I take one of my boner pills, I'm good to go for 2, 3, even 4 days after...)